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UPDATED: Sunday, August 20, 2006 10:15
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Monday, August 7, 2006 11:33 PM

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, August 7, 2006 11:41 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*chases Llama* Heeeere Llamey-wamey... come heeeere llamy-wamey...

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Monday, August 7, 2006 11:43 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Handy tip of the day: if you want something to get fixed, do not swear violently at the only person at the answering service

All things, oh priests, are on fire - Gautama Siddharta

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Monday, August 7, 2006 11:50 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:

Handy tip of the day: if you want something to get fixed, do not swear violently at the only person at the answering service

Having been the only person at the answering service, I really second that. It's never that person's decision to be the only one there and there's only so much violent swearing any customer service person can take.

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Monday, August 7, 2006 11:58 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

announcer: Prepare to be SHOCKED! with Shad Grimgravy

*shows up wearing a mad wig, a weird mustache, and a pnik rode with a black sash, he says in a funny high-pitched voice*

Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Alive" , "Lead in Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:05 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
be random now

Surely this precludes the possibillity of it being random?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:28 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*smashes a pie in citizen's face*

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:44 AM

CITIZEN

*Ducks*
You missed.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 12:59 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

NI! *others* NI! NI! NI! NI!

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 2:44 AM

CITIZEN

Nooh

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 8:45 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Surely be requesting we be random we have become random and sent this thread spirilling into a self questioning paradox which we will surley never escape???

Or should i just say Whizpop??

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 10:29 AM

CITIZEN

If the Random reaches a point of singularity will it implode randomly taking the site with it?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 6:36 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
If the Random reaches a point of singularity will it implode randomly taking the site with it?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

All things, oh priests, are on fire - Gautama Siddharta

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 6:39 PM

TERRI

Mother Gold Hips! No, you're not a lion, that's just silly.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 8:31 PM

PENGUIN

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Sunday, August 13, 2006 3:06 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*sits at her computer thinking 'should I apply to go on a weight loss TV show'*

*big sigh*

*walks out into the centre of the thread*

*clears throat*

"It won't be easy - you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love, after all that I've done
You won't believe me, all you will see is a girl you once knew, although she's dressed up to the nines... at sixes and sevens with you!

I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't spend all my life down at heel
Staring out of the window, staying out of the sun
So I chose freeeeeeedom, running around trying everything new, but nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to...

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is, I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existance
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance"

*bows, curtsies and thinks 'I always suspected I was a better singer on the internet than in the flesh!'

"I love my Captain!"

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Friday, August 18, 2006 5:42 PM

SWEETESTHAT

"Snakes On A Plane"? Bor-ing.

I wanna see "Snakes On A Firefly"!

KAYLEE: I think it's the sweetest hat ever.

one of the FORSAKEN: We aim to burn!

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Friday, August 18, 2006 11:28 PM

TRAVELER

I am on this posting marathon since I stopped receiveing Email notifications about replys to my posts. I figure if they actually start working again I'll have a zillion notifications suddenly swamping my Inbox.

So this one goes out to some wonderful women who seem to need a little cheer. For you Magdalena, Phoenixrose, and Desktophippie.

I'll be seeing you in you in all the old familiar places
That this heart of mine embraces all day through
In the small cafe, the park across the way
The children's carousel, the chestnut trees, the wishing well

I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day
In everything that's light and gay
I'll always think of you that way
I'll find you in the mornin' sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you

---instrumental break---

I'll find you in the mornin' sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you

Have a better day tomorrow;
Traveler

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Friday, August 18, 2006 11:55 PM

DANCINGNEKO

*steps forward*
*grabs microphone* Testing, testing, is this thing on?
*notices switch on microphone on side is off and turns it on*

*begins a singing*
--musical instrumental to "(When you say) Nothing at All"---
It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word
You light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don't say a thing

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best
When you say nothing at all

--short musical interlude--

All day long I can hear people talking out loud (loud)
But when you hold me near
You drown out the crowd
Old Mister Webster could never define
What's being said between your heart and mine

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best
When you say nothing at all
(no, no, no, no, no-oh)
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all.

That song always makes me think of several relationships (Simon and River, Simon and Kaylee in a way, and Wash and Zoe -- those relationships that seem to defy the need for words).

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 12:04 AM

CITIZEN

--musical instrumental to "(When you say) Nothing at All"---
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night,
Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight.
I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor,
We pulled and you came back to mine for some more.

Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs,
And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs,
And though you looked fit with your clothes on,
Man I was a fool…
Cos you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.

Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars,
But the body beneath, it looked just like Rick Waller's.
The makeup you wear is a clever disguise
To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes.

Your cellulite's dreadful, your covered in zits and
Your stomach's about as defined as quicksand.
If I'm being honest your tits are unacceptably small,
So you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.

When we went back to mine I was up for a shag.
In the bedroom I realised you're a dumpy old slag.
Your pubes reach your navel and they cover your thighs,
Didn't know they made arses that size.

When we met on that night, I could swear that I never
Would have guessed you're a female Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The hair on your chest's a bit endocrinological,
And you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.

Your teeth are all yellow, with bloody great gaps so
Your face is a picture, by Pablo Picasso.
I can see that your arse has its own gravitational pull,
And you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.

Don't judge it too harshly, it's a song sold on an album whose proceeds go to charity.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 12:46 AM

DANCINGNEKO

For everyone who has talked about a "chocolate hot tub," an article http://www.channel3000.com/news/9700532/detail.html?rss=c3k&psp=news

It's making me reconsider eating chocolate from Wisconson.

Citizen: It sounds like the songwriter fell for some hermaphodite type. *snicker* *giggle* Kinda funny, kinda ewww...

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:01 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

EX TER MIN ATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of line.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:08 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
announcer: Prepare to be SHOCKED! with Shad Grimgravy

*shows up wearing a mad wig, a weird mustache, and a pnik rode with a black sash, he says in a funny high-pitched voice*

Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Alive" , "Lead in Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!

if you're curios as to where that came from, go here:

and ignore the first 6 seconds

End of line.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 10:03 AM

AGENTRUSCO

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Do not try and bend the spoon. Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon.

______________________________
I cannot abide useless people.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 10:15 AM

CHOO1701

woop woop woop woop

HURRAY! Everybody's looking at Zoidberg!

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

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