THE FORSAKEN - Sign Us Up to BURN! by PhoenixRose

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
"In the beginning there was TRS and he looked upon the forsaken and was not pleased..."

... and he turned up his nose and yelled insulting gibberish nonsense, trying to convert all to his Bush-worshipping.

There were a few key members to which TRS paid special attention, and they have become the nekkid pyre-dancing-around founders of the Forsaken.

Bwahaha!

Or some such...

Sorry. I can't resist trying to tell a dramatic story.

---

Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 1:23 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

*FMF enters the thread through the veil of the human world with a flourish, shaking out her Forsakney duds and smoothing a few skirt fires*

Hello shiny new Forsakeny! All are Wlecome! All are Welcome! As Procaimed by the mighty CHRISISALL cut you hands and pledge you blood to me and my Pyre and you shall be all things FORSAKEN.

*with a mighty swoosh her hand FMF dances neekid by her pyre*

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 1:26 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Nekkid dance!

---

Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 1:28 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

*runs into thread naked*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out of thread still naked*

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 3:39 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*Pops back out of fire with her flaming sword*
Whimsical, I dub thee quite Forsaken. Do as you like. Get nekkid.
I can't remember everyone's names. Just woke up. So...
Anyone else come new to the fold, I dub thee quite Fosaken. We have something for everyone. Now get nekkid.
*sits down and rubs her eyes*
I as yet have no date and it feels very very early. I need some of that Forsaken chocolate coffee.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 4:49 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

feels late this side, differant things at differant times to differant folks ^^

*gets nekkid and goes running and a-dancing over the pyres and fires*

_______
jailbait.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 5:36 PM

SWEETESTHAT

Hmmm... rejecting Bushism, fire, chocolate, nekkid dancing, drinking, minor bloodletting, Evanescence, flaming pens (do flaming Wacom tablet pens count?), hot tubs, AND cookies?!?!?

Oh yeah, I'm a-burning already. Sign me up.

KAYLEE: I think it's the sweetest hat ever.

one of the FORSAKEN: We aim to burn!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 5:50 PM

CAUSAL

Rose,

Good history, but you left one bit out: before creating the original thread, those of us that weren't on the TRS' list demanded to be put on it. I guess that set the precedent for self-appointment--it was basically all of us who wanted nothing to do with TRS idiocy.

________________________________________________________________________
I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 5:51 PM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
*runs into thread naked*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out of thread still naked*

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

Just remember that according to the late great Lewis Grizzard, there is a difference:

Naked: having no clothes on:
Nekkid: Having no clothes on and up to something.

(dances nekkid around the fire)

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 6:16 PM

JOSSISAGOD

Forsaken Chocolate coffee coming right up!

*JIAG brews up a GIANT pot of Forsaken Chocolate coffee, special for PheonixRose.*

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 7:17 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Mmmmmmmm, nummy coffee. Sweet, sweet caffiene.

Yeah, I forgot the demanding to be put on the list thing. I wasn't right there when it started, so I might have missed it. I'll try to come up with some kind of update when I can think straight.
*drinks more coffee*

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 10:45 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*comes running into thread*
There was a little accident in the tag with an instant mini fishing pond.
*calls over a few nubile serving lads*
Dig a little pond somewhere out of the way. We need to transfer the fish so they're not in the way of our slip and slide anymore. Come get the fishies when you're done and we'll all have another fun place to relax.
Assuming the heat doesn't turn them into fish soup.
*runs out again*

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Friday, August 18, 2006 10:55 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*comes trailing back in after serving lads, lounges by pretty new decorative pool of random fish*
I want a massage.
*grabs serving lad's ankle*
I said I want a massage.

Mmmmmmmmm, it's good to be Forsaken...

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 9:49 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Guess it's up to me to provide the nekkid-ness!

---

Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 12:38 PM

FORSAKEN! I missed you all!

I was truly in hell...a week with no Internet access!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:16 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

WooHoo Penguin's back! PaganPaul's been filling in for you while you were gone. So, what did you do. Was it no fun at all?

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:21 PM

I was visiting family in the mythical state of Iowa...Great to see them but sure glad to be home!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:26 PM

CITIZEN

I think I've found my Tardis.

I've been in the past now I'm back to the future.

Citizen Who...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:27 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Ahhh, trips to see family. I remember those. Does it always seem to take longer on the trip home than it does to get there, or is it just me.

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:34 PM

The trip home did seem to drag endlessly!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:47 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Well, glad you're back, 'cause we missed you!

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 9:39 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Yay! Penguin!

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Saturday, August 19, 2006 9:50 PM

COZEN

*Sets up massage table. Sets out an array of fine scented oils. Gets nekkid, lights candles, then lights the table, oils and himself on fire.*

Right. Massage, anyone?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:37 AM

Good morning my fellow and fellowette nekked fire running around and frolicing people!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:06 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

---

Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:52 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Hmm... I seem to have missed most of the dancing. *sigh* Time difference is such a pain...

Oh well!

*starts dancing nekkid*

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 10:18 AM

GORBISHUN

Newly self proclaimed Forsaken--woot!

What's this I hear about dancing around a pie? Is it a big pie? I like pie...

*Hands out Forsaken-mini-pies*

«°-:-°»
Also... I can kill you with my brain.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:49 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Well, technically speaking, it's pyre - but, I do like pie.

---

Go to http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/ and vote Firefly!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:54 PM

Me too!

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 6:36 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Mmmmmmmmm, pie.....

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY

*the bun enters the thread wearing her
costume for Giselle. stripping off the
lovely tutu, she retains the toe-shoes
and approaches the pyre*

Nothin' like a little nekkid pyre-dancing
on a Sunday evening. I know, I know, I've
been here before (it's easiest when the
thread's not too long) and never signed up,
but the hand-cutting thing -- well, I already
had to do that to remove a curse involving
pirate gold. Really not into the gore thing.
Could I settle for being Sincere??

*executes one tour jete after another across
the thread and returns to pirouette again and
again around the pyre*

bun on her toes...

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:08 PM

I like strawberries.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Sunday, August 20, 2006 8:58 PM

CHEWIE

*Puts another log on the pyre* Hehe... I love playing with fire.

Back to the dance'in!!! La la la...

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 3:34 AM

GORBISHUN

Weeeeeeeeee!

It's way too early for me to be awake...

«°-:-°»
Also... I can kill you with my brain.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 4:30 AM

*materializes from a whiff of steam coming from the chocolate hot tub*

Wow, lots and lots of new FORSAKEN! Welcome, one and all.

I had a great weekend. The Hogwarts camp was a HUGE success, and the kids all learned how to write REAL spells, instead of the Harry Potter ones. The 11-15 year old kids wrote a group Protection spell that was absolutely wonderful, while the younger ones all made a "Coloring Book of Shadows" and just had fun.

There were also classes on Potions, Herbology, Alchemy, and we closed the day with a Quiddich match in the glen behind the church.

And not to break PR's mind again, but yes, we held it at the UU church, and we were completely unaware that while we were doing Harry Potter school stuff in the Religious Education building, there was a wedding going on in the main chapel. You wouldn't believe the looks we got from the muggles as we walked around in our ceremonial robes and witch hats!

I also officiated over the opening and closing rituals (real Pagan stuff, not Harry Potter) and by popular demand was unanimously proclaimed "Professor Snape".

What a great weekend!

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - *

* - * - * - * I have a lot of patience because I haven't used any of it yet. * - * - * - *

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 4:57 AM

Oh, I almost forgot to mention...

I GOT MY TICKETS TO SEE

They will be playing at the 9:30 Club in DC on October 11th. Tickets went on sale Saturday morning at 10:00 and were sold out by 12:00 noon!

I can't wait to see them in a small club atmosphere. It's gonna KICK ASS!

(I used to tell Tina that Amy Lee was the only woman I'd leave her for, but she knew that I was just joking.
There were LOTS of women I would have left her for.

)

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - *

* - * - * - * I have a lot of patience because I haven't used any of it yet. * - * - * - *

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 5:12 AM

I would love to see Evanescence live...however, I live in the mythical state of Iowa, so no one comes here!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 5:29 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Dia dhuit ar maidin, Forsaken!

While catching up on the news this AM, I came across this article which instantly caught my eye.

Man Trapped Waist Deep In Chocolate:

http://wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=885621

Maybe the chocolate hot tub ain't such a shiny idea after all...

"Have you ever been with a Warrior Woman?"

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 5:37 AM

Ohhhh! I read that on the train this morning, but forgot to post it.

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - *

* - * - * - * I have a lot of patience because I haven't used any of it yet. * - * - * - *

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:20 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Death by chocolate. Too bad we're already Foresaken. That would be the way to go.

P.S.- Never commented on the Sephiroth sig. Loves it!!!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:23 AM

GORBISHUN

Hahaha! That's a lot of chocolate!

I think we could still pull off the chocolate hot tub... just make the chocolate a little creamier, a lot hotter...
We are the Forsaken, aren't we? We can do anything!

«°-:-°»
Also... I can kill you with my brain.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:24 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Youch! That just isn't fun!

Don't despair, our chocolate tub is kept at the optimum temperature to achieve perfect meltiness. No trapping will occur. It's fully safety guaranteed!

Sounds like you had a great time at the school, PaganPaul. Caught the teaching bug?

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:27 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Hot creamy chocolate? Mind ain't right.
I am so Forsaken.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:32 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

think there was a character in a pratchett book who chose to die by leaping into a giant vat of chocolate, i guess if you've got to go you've got to go, might as well do it in style 8-)

_______
jailbait.

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 8:01 AM

JOSSISAGOD

Quote:
Originally posted by PaganPaul:
I also officiated over the opening and closing rituals (real Pagan stuff, not Harry Potter) and by popular demand was unanimously proclaimed "Professor Snape".

What a great weekend!

Snape, wasn't he one of the not so good guys?

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 8:45 AM

KELKHIL

They kept pointing at him Snape as one of the bad guys. Just never was...always ended up as sone else. As far as I have read anyway. I am currently 2 books behind I think. I stopped reading it and will pick it back up when it is finished. I am currently in the middle of 5 book series that are in production and I hate it. Finish it in a week or 2 and then a year or 2 later there will be another one and I have to read the entire series again just to remember who is who.

Yahoo!*Splash*
Mmmm...chocolate!

Kelkhil

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 9:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jossisagod:
Snape, wasn't he one of the not so good guys?

Just because he always dresses in black, and always looks sinister, and he never smiles, everyone assumes he's up to no good, but he is in fact one of the good guys.

Hey wait a minute, that really does describe me!

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - *

* - * - * - * I have a lot of patience because I haven't used any of it yet. * - * - * - *

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 7:52 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Oh dear! I had better check when the tickets for the show here go on sale!
Yes, seeing them in a smaller place is the way to go for sure. Try to get as close to the stage as possible; Amy Lee only gets better with proximity...
That sounds like it was a lot of fun, Paul! I would love to see something like that. Though I have to say, I'm not a Snape fan. Still, he's got one book left to redeem himself...
Gah, I can't believe how late my boss is working! WTF!
Well, I'll be on when I can. Doubtless we need a new thread soon...

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Gautama Siddharta

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Monday, August 21, 2006 10:03 PM