League of Psychic Nutcases - Don't Yell Cellery by daveshayne

If I can't yell cellery,can I yell Bigfoot ?

ANd why can't I yell cellery,what if have an overwhelming compulsion to yell cellery ? Huh ?What if my life won't ever be complete if I don't yell cellery ?

Then what, I ask you ???

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 6:50 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Stop, for the love of ALL that is holy stop saying celery! Think of the mice riding frogs! Won't someone think of the mice riding frogs??

*pulls the towel tight over her head*

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Monday, January 22, 2007 6:52 AM

PENGUIN

"Celery, celery celery..."

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, January 22, 2007 6:54 AM

Sorry Roxy I just can't help myself..but at least you know where your towel is..

CELERY..CELERY ..CELERY...and some more
CELERY

Telling me not to do someting is a good way to get it done

Poor froggie having silly mice hitching rides..

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 6:56 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

UUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 6:59 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

OH NO!! Now you've done it! It's the WILDEBEEST!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:06 AM

Sparkles can take that silly old beastie anyday..

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:11 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Think Sparkles and Gilbert can take it on. That is quite a mighty crafty wildebeest. He even pinches!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:18 AM

Yes , Gilbert wuld be a real help in defeating this beastie..

and then we can BBQ it for lunch !

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:22 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Mmm, BBQ beastie! I could really go for some BBQ. Can we have hot crust buns on the side?

Hey all you Nutcases out there!! LUNCH!! or in some cases DINNER!!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Won't someone think of the mice riding frogs??

I must confess that untill today I had never thought of the mice riding frogs. Or should the be the frog riding mice? Anyway I ahven't thought of them. Now that I have thought of them though I don't know what to do about them. What is to be done about the problem of mice riding frogs or forg riging mice if you will? I don't know. Do you? If you do please wont you tell us? Or please be our neighbor? I like to eat waffles.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:26 AM

LA29 uses her ever so handy magic wand to deliver some BBQ beastie and hot crust buns to Roxy

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
If I can't yell cellery,can I yell Bigfoot ?

BIGFOOT!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:38 AM

If you can yell Bigfoot ,then I can yell ....

SEA SERPENT !!!

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 8:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
SEA SERPENT !!!

Nice Nessy. Good Nessy.

MERMAID!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 8:40 AM

Now be careful David - The great Cutllefish is rumored to be in love with a mermaid ! And I hear he's the jealous type of fish.

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 8:47 AM

Who's trying to take The Cuttlefish's love away from him?? You!?!?! THE CUTTLEFISH WILL DESTROY YOU!!! Actually, The Cuttlefish will just set Ric Flair on you:

WOOOOO!!!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 8:52 AM

LA29 feara her head might explode from laughing so hard

Then there would be such a mess..

But Sparkles doen't like the man with the funny hair & says he might eat him..

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 8:56 AM

Don't worry, it's only Ric Flair. No one'll miss him none! Feast away, Sparkles, feast away!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 9:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gladiator32:
WOOOOO!!!

Well now you've done it. BANDERSNATCH!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 9:48 AM

Is it frumious ???

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 9:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Is it frumious ???

Aren't they always?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 10:01 AM

*pokes tongue out at everyone and no one*

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Monday, January 22, 2007 10:04 AM

You know that your face will get stuck that way ,don't you ??

David - the Bandersnatches are indeed always frumious,that's why I love hanging out with them..

And they never steal my shoes .

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 10:36 AM

PENGUIN

http://www.celfcentered.com/images/CECIL12.JPG

Cecil the seasick sea serpent!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, January 22, 2007 12:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
And they never steal my shoes .

*dave steals LA's shoes and runs around in circles*

hehehehehehehe.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 12:06 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Follows Dave, simply because running around in circles looks like fun.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Graphics available at www.desktophippie.com

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Monday, January 22, 2007 12:14 PM

DTH - You're here !!! YAY!!!! Sparkles will pleased as well..

LA29 starts running around after DTH and David..

I think David runs so nicely in my red spiked heels...

And Penguin dear, just don't let Cecil anywhere near Sparkles, it might trigger one of his psychoitc episodes..

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 2:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I think David runs so nicely in my red spiked heels...

I've got sashay cachet.

*dave runs after DTHippie*

Hweehehehehehehehe

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 5:26 PM

I have a stunning dress that those shoes go with..

Perhaps you'd like the whole ensemble ?

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 6:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I have a stunning dress that those shoes go with..

Is it one of those soft cotton dresses with the whole airflow thing? If not I'll have to pass.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:02 PM

BLACKBEANIE

*Tries not to yell cellery*

Airflow is important, it stops the rabbits from crying.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March-ish 2007

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:06 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Hummingbird...

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Monday, January 22, 2007 7:07 PM

Think something more Inara -ish..

It would be very flattering , I think

Or we could have toast and jam

Bryce
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Monday, January 22, 2007 10:27 PM

I prefer Bovril on my toast. Mmmm... it's Bovine-good!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 10:42 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering???

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Monday, January 22, 2007 11:06 PM

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 4:14 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Sits in the corner rocking and with her hands over her ears*

Don't let them say it... Don't let them say it... Don't let them say it... Don't let them say it...

*peers fearfuly about*

If they don't say it then it won't come here... I'll try something else... Potatoes!... Pommegranite!... Dragon Fruit!

Ooooh - Dragon fruit will eat us all...

Oh - I wish I hadn't said that now!

*suddenly leaps up and pursues Davye-with-the-red-shoes* I need those Davye - they are the only thing that will appease the Dragon Fruit!!!

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:37 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

HEY!! Is someone THINKING 'celery' here?? Thinking it is JUST as bad as yelling it, but not as bad as using it. Using celery may lead to all sorts of evils. Now just be warned!!

*gets under Magda's abandoned chair and looks shiftily about*

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Or we could have toast and jam

And Spam?!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
*suddenly leaps up and pursues Davye-with-the-red-shoes* I need those Davye - they are the only thing that will appease the Dragon Fruit!!!

*dave spreads his dragon wings and leaps into the air just before magdalena can catch the shoes*

Hah! You all forgot I could do that didn't you. But I can. I can.

*dave soars about in triumph eating all the dragon fruit*

*burp*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Airflow is important, it stops the rabbits from crying.

Hush little rabbit don't say a word
Dave is gonna buy you a cellery sword
But if that cellery's not fresh
Dave is buy you a writing desk
But if the poems refuse to rhyme
Dave will hit a drum to mark the time
But if the time goes to fast
Dave will buy a memory sure to last
But if that memory does fade
David's gonna love you anyway

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:00 AM

LA claps her hands... that was just beautiful Dragon-David...

Now on to the sporks ...

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:01 AM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:24 AM

Poor bunny...

LA29 dances around the room with Sparkles....

The music is lovely today...

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:38 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Wow! That is some pretty wicked bunny head-bangin' music!

Now I have a pretty important question for everyone...

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Now on to the sporks ...

It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your sporks are?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:51 AM

Sporky,sporky,sporkety ,spork. I love this song !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:57 AM