The She-Male Thread - It's Okay! It's not what you think! by DesktopHippie

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The She-Male Thread - It's Okay! It's not what you think!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:11 AM

I don't know about anyone else here, but I have a huge problem trying to figure out what gender other posters are. I mean, sometimes it's pretty obvious from the posting names or the posts themselves, but other times it's not quite so clear.

It might just be me - my time here is limited, so I don't get to post very much and remember who everyone is. Still, I thought it might be useful to have a thread where everyone can declare their gender once and for all. Then other posters can check it out if they're not sure instead of trying to figure out how to reply to someone without using any personal pronouns.

So I'll start this off. DesktopHippie is FEMALE

Your turn!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:24 AM

CAUSAL

O->

And, if that's too abstruse, check out the picture threads.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:27 AM

GLADIATOR32

Good idea for a thread! I'm male, for those who don't already know...

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:32 AM

GOMITHROUS

Female

Oh I know that ritual! Then the ancient shamans did the hokey-pokey and turned themselves around.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:39 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Great idea DTH. Strange that I actually looked at the thread. Usually if a title stinks of trolls I tend to stay away (I think I happened upon one where some unsightly equipment was displayed. Yuck.)
So to answer your question: Male.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:51 AM

PENGUIN

100% grade A male...and I got the man parts to prove it!

♂

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:58 AM

NAVYSEILS

Navyseils is Male. Hope yall aint as shocked as when I found that out.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:04 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Great idea DTH. Strange that I actually looked at the thread. Usually if a title stinks of trolls I tend to stay away (I think I happened upon one where some unsightly equipment was displayed. Yuck.)
So to answer your question: Male.

Yeah, I have a habit of going for cheeky titles for threads that occasionally put people off. Like my thread about Chinese Star Signs - "Nathan Fillion is a Pig!"

Well... He is! A metal pig! And Alan is too! Actually, I should have resurrected that one for the Chinese new year...

Maybe I should modify this one so people will actually respond. *wanders off to modify title*

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:07 PM

DEEPGIRL187

Deepgirl is female (obviously

).

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"If you want to win a war, you must serve no master but your ambition."

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:26 PM

DAYVE

Dave? Dave... Dave's not here man....

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 2:23 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Yinyang is not male

Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 5:27 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Asortafairytale= female

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 5:30 PM

WRATCHIT

I am the sexiest man I know..........lol.

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Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
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Thursday, February 22, 2007 5:34 PM

KRYS33

In case my name at the bottom doesn't give it away, I, Krys33, am most definitely female[br]

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-Krystal

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 6:50 PM

NAUGHTYMAN

You're female? No way! I had for some reason imagined you as a dude.

I am very much NaughtyMAN thank you!

BTW,Good idea for a thread,DH !

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 6:59 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

I was doing this visual (not too naughty) to go with mine, but it's easier to just say "Bullet, girl". Not to mention I didn't want to blow people's minds with my ability to use ( ) . and v to such good effect.

NB I just watched that Buffy ep where the beer is foamy and fire is bad, if anyone is concerned about my ability to sentence properly.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:06 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

For those who haven't seen my, I'm gonna go with hundreds of pictures here, I am ♀ female ♀

You know, it always confuses me the absolute most when a woman uses a male avatar or vice-versa. I understand if it's a favorite character, but it spins me about a little. I've got male avatars all made up, but I don't tend to use them much or for very long...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:30 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Dayve:

Dave? Dave... Dave's not here man....

Yes I am. And while most people get the impression that I'm a 41 year old single male from Chicago, IL USA I am in fact two nineteen and three quarter year old bisexual women from Osaka Prefecture, Japan.

Konichiwa otaku!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:46 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I'm thinkin' anybody who knows me already knows the answer to this. If nothin' else, I'm guessin the pic gives it all away. My brother says the pic is huge and annoying and I said, "Well, that's me. Huge and annoying."

Just kidding, I'm actually extremely average and annoying

Anyways.... after taking the "Which Serenity Character are you?" test, I'm reconsidering my genderality.......

Quote:
River (Stowaway) 80%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 70%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 35%
Inara Serra (Companion) 35%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 35%
Alliance 30%

As a footnote, I'd like to say that the top three results of this test have pointed out to me that I've always been a woman in man flesh and I will be looking into getting a sex-change now. I guess I'll have to email Tristan for a Zoe vest and other feminine garments, post-op.

Yeah PR, hear you about girls using guy avatars. Gets me every time. Also gets me when guys use girls avatars.

Quote:
Originally posted by Daveshayne:
...I am in fact two nineteen and three quarter year old bisexual women from Osaka Prefecture, Japan.

Well in that case... very pleased to meet you ladies!

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:55 PM

REDLAVA

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Yes I am. And while most people get the impression that I'm a 41 year old single male from Chicago, IL USA I am in fact two nineteen and three quarter year old bisexual women from Osaka Prefecture, Japan.

LOL! Nicely done.

Male. (insert witty comment here)

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 9:05 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

well, Oddsbodskins is male, i would like anyone who didn't realise this to make words to that effect, so that i may laugh long, loud and clear at you ^^

Do you like bread?

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 9:58 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

While my Browncoat ID would seemingly indicate my gender in an obvious manner...I am not gonna assume only men with lightly hued eyes can be brigadiers

But for the the record, BlueEyedBrigadier is 100% Grade B+ Canadian beefy goodness. I say Grade B+ cuz there's a bit more fat on the meat than probably should be there

P.S. For the truly confuzzled...O-> is my gender symbol, though a tad crooked

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:44 PM

HOBBLEIT

Hobbleit is female.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:06 PM

SPACEANJL

Despite the avatar...

SpaceAnJL is a girl. Cute, too, but I don't think she's all there...

...well, woman, actually. I'm a metal Pig, too. (born same year as NF and AT) Maybe I should become the Stainless Steel Piglet, or something.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 11:09 PM

JERAXUS

Jerex is male - and i hope the name i chose isnt considerd femanine

good idea for a thread

Play with the best Die like the rest

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Friday, February 23, 2007 1:00 AM

SUPERFLUOUS

Well my sex is neither here or there…
Well it is here… and it’s defiantly there… ‘All’ there, thank you very much.
In case it’s not obvious to one and all… I am a male.

Better yet, I’m a two foot tall midget with only one arm, covered in tattoos and scares (from the tragic ‘scissor, paper, rock’ fiasco of 87), I’m harrier than a bear: ‘Thing’, with a limp and a severe case of terrets syndrome.
In retrospect, I could be anyone really.

But I am a male. I’m pretty sure about that point in particular.

And at the end of the day; does it really matter, either way? Its not like people are going to other people out for a drink. There’s the whole (your on the other side of the planet) problem that most folk tend to face.
(I’m playing Devils Advocate BTW).

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Friday, February 23, 2007 1:28 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Superfluous:
There’s the whole (your on the other side of the planet) problem that most folk tend to face.

Well, that one hasn't stopped me...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Friday, February 23, 2007 1:52 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

RIMG is a MALE

And I totally second what Odds said.

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Friday, February 23, 2007 5:18 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

Yes, Finn is manly.

I wear a suite and tie with boxers, and my driver’s license and badge clearly say male.

Clothes and little plastic cards don't lie.

Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:45 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

CosmicFugitive is male.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:06 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

Quote:
Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
Clothes and little plastic cards don't lie.

Neither did the camera ^^

Do you like bread?

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:50 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Hey, just for people who want to use the actual symbol thingies for male and female, they're Alt+11 (male) and Alt+12 (female). They're really small, so it'd be best if you made the font bigger using (font size="4")(/font), except with < > instead (size 4 is the smallest size they look good with).

For example, if you'd rather just "reply with quote" and change it to your needs:

♀ for me, or ♂ for the guys.

Just thought that was neat... so, yeah.

Edited to make them bold (which apparently doesn't work).

Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 9:01 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

Yoinked for my signature ^^

Thanks YingYang xD

First time I typed that I managed to hit 'T' instead of 'Y' both time, I mean once sure, but both times? >.<

Do you like bread?

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 9:55 AM

OATH

Let me check.

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Yep. Male. Definitely male.

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'We're all just floating.'

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:39 AM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by wratchit:
I am the sexiest man I know..........lol.

Don't get out much, eh?

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:49 AM

CAUSAL

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Hey, just for people who want to use the actual symbol thingies for male and female, they're Alt+11 (male) and Alt+12 (female).

Wait--what?? Can you explain with more words for the computer dense?

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:58 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Hey, just for people who want to use the actual symbol thingies for male and female, they're Alt+11 (male) and Alt+12 (female).

Wait--what?? Can you explain with more words for the computer dense?

Okay, I'll try.

To make those symbols appear, one holds down the Alt button (usually next to the spacebar on either side) while typing (in your case) the number eleven (11). It's like holding Shift down to type a colon (:), capitalize letters, or enclose things with parenthesis.

I also have all the other Alt commands I know of here, if anyone's interested:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/showblog.asp?b=6094

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:07 AM

CAUSAL

Here's what I get when I do that:

"Wait!" you say, "There's nothing there!"

"Exactly," says I.
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Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:10 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Really? Try using the number pad instead of the ones on the main keyboard, then.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:12 AM

CAUSAL

Well, no number pad, since I've got a laptop...maybe if I use the Fn button and the Alt button...♂ Eureka! Thanks!

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:13 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Okay, I'll try.

To make those symbols appear, one holds down the Alt button (usually next to the spacebar on either side) while typing (in your case) the number eleven (11). It's like holding Shift down to type a colon (:), capitalize letters, or enclose things with parenthesis.

Yeah, but you have to have a number eleven key on your keyboard.

Actually, it won’t work for everyone. The most general way of accessing the extended character set is by copying and pasting from Word or some other word processor. In word you type “2642” and follow that by ALT + X for ♂ and “2640” for ♀.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:14 AM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Really? Try using the number pad instead of the ones on the main keyboard, then.

It does work if you use the keypad. Go figure.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:22 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Roxy is definitely a female!

Well, the name should pretty much give it away and when in doubt, check the pic threads! And if you're still having trouble then, well, I gots some serious problems...

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 7:21 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Bumpy wumpy

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:15 AM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Roxy is definitely a female!

Well, the name should pretty much give it away and when in doubt, check the pic threads! And if you're still having trouble then, well, I gots some serious problems...

You're definitely a female!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:22 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

lol! Thanks for the reassurance, Penguin!

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007 4:07 AM

ALLIETHORN7

Alrigh'... I'll give it a go.
I'm MALE, if ya'll ain't guessed by now (What kinda girl signs with "Danny"?)

-Danny

Our Idols lay in Ruins,
We'd have saved them if we could,
But we still chose to worship,
The Places where our Idols Stood
-THRICE RULES!!!!

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:06 AM

CRUITHNE3753

Although my ID suggests that I am a 5km wide rock in an Earth resonant solar orbit, I am in fact a carbon/water-based biped in possession of what round here are known as "man parts".

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