The Forsaken - SPORK you! by FutureMrsFIllion

*FMF raises her magic wand and encloses the FORSAKEN thread in a drama and Cuttlefish exclusion zone*

No children or cuttlefish killed here my friends.

Nekkid dancing is the order of the day!

---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:12 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
*FMF raises her magic wand and encloses the FORSAKEN thread in a drama and Cuttlefish exclusion zone*

No children or cuttlefish killed here my friends.

Nekkid dancing is the order of the day!

WOO HOO!!

*begins to dance around the fire again*

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:15 AM

*comes into the thread and tackles RIMG*

Thats for puking in the crazy people thread!

*puts him in a headlock* Now say you are sorry!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:18 AM

* stands up to his full 6'6 height, taking tina up into the air, then walks over and dances into the pyre, lighting a cigarette on the flames as he enters *

I won't because I'm not.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:22 AM

HUGS FMF

Oh look there he is...see I told you that was only a projection of a cuttlefish...

( please note this image was photbucketed before I put it up)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:24 AM

*FMF ponders the need for a crazy people and vomit exclusion zone*

cranky me

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:25 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

What do you expect when you cross the psychic nutcases with the forsaken?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
* stands up to his full 6'6 height, taking tina up into the air, then walks over and dances into the pyre, lighting a cigarette on the flames as he enters *

I won't because I'm not.

*narrows eyes and puts her eyepatch on. She turns into Scorpion- evil bounty hunter and all around bitch from her story- Chapter 6 out now*

*snap snap snap*

I touch the fire, and it freezes me
I look into it, and it's black
Why can't I feel?
My skin should crack and peel
I want the fire back
Now, through the smoke, she calls to me
To make my way across the flame
To save the day
Or maybe melt away
I guess it's all the same

So I will
Walk through the fire
'Cause where else can I turn?
I will
Walk through the fire
And let it...

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
* stands up to his full 6'6 height, taking tina up into the air, then walks over and dances into the pyre, lighting a cigarette on the flames as he enters *

I won't because I'm not.

*narrows eyes and puts her eyepatch on. She turns into Scorpion- evil bounty hunter and all around bitch from her story- Chapter 6 out now*

*snap snap snap*

I touch the fire, and it freezes me
I look into it, and it's black
Why can't I feel?
My skin should crack and peel
I want the fire back
Now, through the smoke, she calls to me
To make my way across the flame
To save the day
Or maybe melt away
I guess it's all the same

So I will
Walk through the fire
'Cause where else can I turn?
I will
Walk through the fire
And let it...

You do realize, m'dear, that this will take us a very long time ?

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:44 AM

Bring it on

*hands on hips*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:45 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oooo, can I watch?

*gets out popcorn*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:49 AM

*narrows her eye*
Yup.

No cheatin. I hate it when they ruttin cheat

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:52 AM

If there's no cheatin', there have to be rules.

Where are they, before I let my imagination get started?

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:55 AM

Rules- Who needs stinkin rules. Just no one interfeering and helping you is all.

Savvy.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:57 AM

Rule 1: No one interfering and helping you.

Got it.

I really got no motivation to hit first, as it was you who was mad about the puking. I think I'll go sit in the fire.

* wanders into the pyre, sits on a burning log, and lights another smoke *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:01 AM

I never said i was going to hit you

..*takes out her bullwhip and whips the cig out of his mouth*

You violated the other thread by puking in it. I should let all the Psychos loose in here.. But i won't..

Let that serve as a warning *winks*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:05 AM

* lights another cig, stepping out of the fire to blow the smoke into Tina/Scorpion's face *

That, dear lady, was a hit.

* ties her up in her own whip, hanging it from the tall 30' ceiling in the middle of the room *

I did you a favor by bringing my lunch back. We could have waited until it came out the other end.

Everyone on this board is Psycho, so I say, bring 'em on.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:09 AM

Oh really. And here i was being all nice.

And sane..

Ok not that sane

*untangles her self and gets down. She is ofcourse ver agile*

*pokes him and licks his nose*

Tease.

*walks out the thread*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:13 AM

* rubs his nose, looking at her disappearing form *

Huh. I like 'er.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:18 AM

KELKHIL

*the pyre explodes in a shower of sparks and flames*

*Kelkhil walks out through the conflagration*

*looks aroun*

Where o where can my Brooklyn-ette be?

*walks out of thread following Tina*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:21 AM

Did someone mention letting psychos loose? Because I am there!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:39 AM

Does someone need a nap?
which is a paraphrase of one of my fav moments in the movie Dogma...after Affleck's whole rant Matt looks at him and says I think one of us needs a nap
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:42 AM

*pops head back in*

psssst..This way *urges the crazies into the crazy thread*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 1:58 PM

*FMF enters the thread carrying a basket containing a lifetime supply of sporks, a pairs of nips, fishing line, spray paint in an assortment of colors and a bag of M&M's. She settles down next to the pyre and begins to assemble the worlds largest Spork mobile*

It will be sparkly in the pyre light

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 2:14 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 2:27 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Hail to the king,baby !!!!!

LA dances happily round the pyre for awhile ...then heads into the chocolate hot tub to relax some..

Who's got the rum ????

Bryce
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and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:02 AM

* brings LA a bottle of rum in the chocolata hottub *

* pokes at the pyre, driving the flames higher, then sits by FMF and helps her with the mobile *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:45 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
*pops head back in*

psssst..This way *urges the crazies into the crazy thread*

Did someone call me?

Lets see now, Firefly, Forsaken, sporks, chocolate hot-tubs and cuttlefish all in one place. Tell me again why I've been away from my true home for so long?

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:52 AM

Hello? Helloo-o?

Huh. Could've sworn someone was calling me in here...

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 5:15 AM

It's Emma...it's Emma HUGS !! and for you my lady

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 5:35 AM

EMMARIGBY

*Blushes* Aw, shucks! I got hugged by a beautiful and gracious woman. I may never wash again!

I will reciprocate with a cultural spork:

and a warning:

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:05 AM

for those of you who need an operating manual

ALWAYS POINT SPORK AWAY FROM OTHERS

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 12:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
for those of you who need an operating manual

ALWAYS POINT SPORK AWAY FROM OTHERS

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Hello? Helloo-o?

Huh. Could've sworn someone was calling me in here...

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You must be hearing the beacon that I set. It is to call all Forskaen and Forsaken hopefuls home.

---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
*Blushes* Aw, shucks! I got hugged by a beautiful and gracious woman. I may never wash again!

I will reciprocate with a cultural spork:

and a warning:

___________________
Hissssssssss!

It is beyond obvious that we are all completely around the bend.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:45 PM

ALLIETHORN7

*Pokes head in* Did I hear the Forsaken-y beacon?
Wait, is that... OH GO-SE!!!! *Ducks head as a horde of flying space monkeys enter thread*
Call in the Zoo! The Monkeys are here. Oh well. *Sits next to fire, occasionaly sending off a monkey with a Golden Spork (TM)*

Having fun yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:01 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:56 PM

*runs in and Sporks Penguin*

hehehehe

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:01 PM

*prepares the medieval trebuspork and aims it at Tinadoll*

To spork, or not to spork: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and sporks of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of sporks,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep: to sportk;

Oh, Tinadoll!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 10:08 PM

EMMARIGBY

Well I have just spent a very instructive few minutes learning some fascinating facts about the spork and it's lesser known evolutionary cousin the foon. I might see if I can work some of this into my next lecture.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spork
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Foon

The religious symbology behind the spork I found to be particularly interesting:

Spork as Religious Symbol
Among the Sacred Spork cult, a heretical splinter sect within the prominent Utensilitarianist Church, the spork is worshipped and revered as being the most holy embodiment of the unification of the masculine (poking and pointy) and feminine (scooping and curved) principles within the omniverse.

Subscribers to this heresy deny the supreme authority of the fork, some going so outrageously far as to claim the fork is in actuality a cruel tyrant god bent on shackling men to its will of consuming all food only through it and no other and hence preventing man from achieving true one-ness with all his eating untensils. This sect believes that originally spoon and fork were one until the fork, believing itself to be the superior aspect of the duality, broke away to become the predominant instrument of food consumption, relegating the spoon primarily to the lower realms of soup, mushy stuff, peas, and other more profane foodstuffs; thereby sundering the simple harmony of original existence and instituting the rule of forkish values of stabbing and thrusting at meats, noodles, and such to the denigration of softer, more nuturing spoonish ones. Sacred Spork cultists believe that only through the primary use of sporks, many even demanding the unilineal implementation of sporks alone at all public eateries, schools, homeless shelters and men's bathouses, does humankind have hope for salvation and enlightenment when it comes to putting things into his mouth.

The Sacred Spork cult is, needless to say, denounced by orthodox Utensilitarianism which maintains the fork as supreme eating device/deity and spoon, though possessing some measure of sacrality, as nevertheless being a subordinate principle. Orthodox views of the Church, as upheld by its celerite priesthood (that is, not consuming celery), accuse Sporkites of a confused misreading of the holy menus, a degenerate and/or regressive view of consumptuality, and engaging in immoral and lewd rites involving the "reunion" of fork and spoon at suppertime. Hence, the cult continues to be denounced and persecuted to this day, and therefore often must practise its beliefs in secret coffeehouses, delis, and pizza parlours away from the accepted fancy restaurants and dining halls of the mainstream Church.

Recently, a breakaway sect from the church, calling themselves the Enlightened Followers of the Sacred Foon, was established in Madagascar. They attempted a revolution concurrent with the invasion of the Giant space wasps. The coup failed, but revolutionaries promoting foons insteads of sporks still control the countryside.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

It is beyond obvious that we are all completely around the bend.

Not me! 100% sane! Got a note from the doctor to prove it and everything!

Wanna see?

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 1:45 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

I still want one of those notes for myself DTH..you lucky hippie !

LA dances happily 'round the pyre singing "People are Strange..."

Bryce
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tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:45 AM

In the Veggie Tales spoof of LOTR (Lord of the Beans), instead of orcs there is an army of ill-tempered sporks.

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
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Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:45 AM

KELKHIL

*has Lost Boy flashbacks*

*drools over Star*

Huh wha?

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:17 AM

Ok I just completely lost it over the trebuspork...OMG that was so funny Penguin!!!

I love you guys

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*prepares the medieval trebuspork and aims it at Tinadoll*

To spork, or not to spork: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and sporks of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of sporks,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep: to sportk;

Oh, Tinadoll!

...I think...I...love you...

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 11:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*prepares the medieval trebuspork and aims it at Tinadoll*

To spork, or not to spork: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and sporks of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of sporks,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep: to sportk;

Oh, Tinadoll!

...I think...I...love you...

Get in line!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:01 PM