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Monty Pyton Fans

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:17 PM

I know this is fireflyfans.net but I've noticed a lot of Monty Python-isms floating around. So this is my little who all is a monty pyton fan.

How about you put your favorite ep or line or song or something and just for fun what country your from.

Mine would be:
Twit Olympics, Dead Parrot, and Lumberjack song.
USA

"Go back inside or i will blow another crater in this tiny moon"

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:35 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

I've been a Python fan a long, long time. KERA in Dallas was the first American station to run it, so I got in on the lunacy as early as anybody other than in England.

It's difficult to say which would be my favorite bit, but right off the top of my head I will say the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more" skit.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 4:29 PM

SHINY

You've got no arms left!
Yes I have!
What's that then?
It's merely a flesh wound!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
...

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 4:46 PM

MLSVRKSGN

I know every word to every song from every movie and skit they ever made. In Catholic school as a kid, we used to sing "Every Sperm is Sacred" all the time. Nuns - not necessarily the best audience for that one. Who knew?

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 4:51 PM

SAINT JAYNE

Perhaps you noticed that I posted my favourite Monty Python song, the Money song. Terry Gilliam's accountant sketch in The Meaning Of Life was also superb. Of course, being Canadian, the Lumberjack song is also a favourite!

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Thursday, March 18, 2004 5:02 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

There's so many.

The Ministry of Silly Walks.

It's a Man's Life in the British Army.

The Argument

The Meaning of Life.. bascically the whole movie.
But I really like the Galaxy Song. Oh and the Crimson Accountants.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail I like Galahad and the Virgins (.."I think I can take'em)
Sir Lancelot and the Wedding
The "Invincble" Black Knight
... I could go on an on.

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 7:05 AM

DARKJESTER

American, discovered the Pythons while living in Scotland.
Favorite sketches - The Parrot Sketch, The Spanish Inquisition, The Lumberjack.
Favorite catch-phrases -
"NI!! NI!!"
"Bring out yer dead!"
"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
"Spam Spam Spam Spam......."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 7:37 AM

WREN

I love the Holy Grail and have seen it loads of times.

Most favourite of all though is the 'always look on the bright side of life' song, makes me smile eveytime I think of it.

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 8:22 AM

HOTPOINT

"Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front"

...................................
Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 10:08 AM

MCNALLY

"You are all individuals."

"WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!"

"I'm not."

Pretty far south in the Great White North (aka Canada)

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 10:22 AM

TEELABROWN

I watch MOnty Python when possible. On a slight tangent- Once I was feeling insecure and lonely, and my friend sent me the Galaxy song! I felt ssoo much better!

Must leave now.

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 6:58 PM

11THHOUR

Dennis Moore...
He robs from the poor,
and gives to the rich.
STUPID BITCH!

11thHour

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"That's a dumb planet." - Malcolm Reynolds

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 7:42 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

All of it!

Every Sperm is Sacred, Spam, Lumberjack, Finland...

"You going to keep it in a box?"
funny scene.

my old soccer team was called the Flying Circus.

just because some watery tart threw a sword at you

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 7:43 PM

STATIC

We interrupt this program to annoy you, and make things generally irritating for you.

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 8:44 PM

RANGRBOB

How not to be seen.

Upper class twit of the year. (Only if America had such a grand way of getting rid of our upper class twits)

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 9:03 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

Gotta love Monty Python! Gotta say that classic Holy Grail rocks the hardest...specifically the Black Knight scene...heh

~~~~~~~~~~
Take me out to the black.....

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 9:08 PM

TMURRIE

"I am going to teach you all to defend yourself against someone armed with a banana!"

"Suppose he had a bunch."

"Shut up"

"Suppose he had a pointed stick."

"Shut up"

and of the course the lumberjack song(being Candian), and whenever they would yell "JESUS CHRIST" in holy grail.

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 9:30 PM

KINGOFKOINS

I'm a big fan of the funniest joke in the world.

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It's sickening how comforting the privacy of the mind can be.
"Bible's broken; contradictions, false logistics. Doesn't make sense." - River
http://stripe.filetap.com

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Saturday, March 20, 2004 10:12 PM

ROCKETJOCK

"Uhv course ah ahm Franche. Vhy else vould I have zis outRAGEeous accent?"

"Oh Lord,
You are so big,
So really, really huge..."

{Sort of boils the whole history of Organized Religion* down to a single catchphrase, don't it?}

"It's a stiff, bereft of life, it rests in peace; it has shuffled off this mortal coil, and joined the choir invisible. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the bloody daisies. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"

*FootQuote: "Organized religion is an oxymoron." -- Simon Jester*

*FootQuote2: "Simon Jester is an oxymoron." -- Adam Selene

RocketJock

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Monday, March 22, 2004 9:53 AM

BIBSY

There are so many good ones, but just because I haven't seen it mentioned yet:

"Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--is mine."

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Monday, March 22, 2004 3:15 PM

MAY LEE

Quote:
"Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--is mine."

EEHhhhh-hem!

Never let an upside-down corset stop you from having a good time.

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Monday, March 22, 2004 7:20 PM

WANGENSTEIN

"Take this bus to Cuba."

"I'm glad to see you could all make it to my little party, and Flopsie's glad, too. Aren't you, Flopsie? Aren't you, Flopsie?! >BANG< That'll teach you to play 'hard to get'..." from Lemming of the B.D.A.

"The great thing about Ken is that he's almost completely stupid..." about the great boxer Ken "Clean-Air" System

"Wait for it! Confuse the... cat."

Way too many good lines to list them all...

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004 5:34 PM

TEELABROWN

Quote:
Originally posted by tmurrie:
"I am going to teach you all to defend yourself against someone armed with a banana!"

"Suppose he had a bunch."

"Shut up"

"Suppose he had a pointed stick."

"Shut up"

That's one of the few episodes I've seen! "What about a pointed stick?" Which leads me to a saying from a Magic card that my friend told me (Because I don't play Magic):

"A stick is your friend. A pointed stick is your good friend. An army of pointed sticks is your best friend."

I was at an amusement park, and I say a kid with a shirt on that had a picture of the Black Knight (minus the arms), saying: "It's only a flesh wound!"

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 1:01 AM

MALICIOUS

I glanced through this thread, but don't think this one came up (it may have, though):

The one where they argue over who's life was worse and one guy ends up stating he grew up in a shoebox in the middle of the road...

Mal-licious

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 1:17 AM

MUTT999

"SPAM SPAM SPAM ........"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 3:56 AM

EMBERS

because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Thank you for reviving this thread...I hadn't seen it,
and co-incidently I had just gotten my replacement for the old CD-ROM Game
MONTY PYTHON & the Quest for the HOLY GRAIL
I spent most of yesterday replaying this wonderful game! happy happy joy joy

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 7:13 AM

IAMJACKSUSERNAME

Well, I'm all right. - Mal

I love the Pythons, tho I think some of their stuff could do with some more editing.

Argument clinic
http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/argument.html

The Hungarian phrasebook
http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/classics/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketc
h

Life of Brian
http://imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-08.htm
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-09.htm

--
I am Jack's username
FTL in Firefly? < http://jack.p5.org.uk/ftl-firefly.en.html>

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 9:05 AM

EBONEZER

and now for something compleatly different...

i gotta say that for how much i LOVE the movies the special features are even better then the movie. The legos doing the nights of the round table and remastering a masterpeice are just priceless!

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 5:10 PM

HARDWARE

Haven't seen any of these yet...

The North Minehead By-Election.
(Where Hitler, Goebels and Von Ribbentrop are all sitting in a guesthouse in full Nazi regalia, Hitler is running for a minor office.)

Flying Sheep.

The Blancmonge!

Death from the Meaning of Life.

How did we all die?
The Lobster pate.
But I didn't have any of the lobster!

And let's not forget the "Bright Side of Life" song from Life of Brian.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 5:37 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Thank you for reviving this thread...I hadn't seen it,
and co-incidently I had just gotten my replacement for the old CD-ROM Game
MONTY PYTHON & the Quest for the HOLY GRAIL
I spent most of yesterday replaying this wonderful game! happy happy joy joy

WOAH! STOP THE PRESS! HALT! CEASE! DESIST! END ALL MOVEMENT!

Whats this about a game???

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 6:45 PM

EMBERS

in 1996 the Monty Python crew put together a couple of computer games that are designed for Windows 95 (they run fine on Windows 98, which my laptop has, but I haven't been able to load it onto my desktop that has XP).

It is a VERY silly game, it makes you sit through scene after scene ad nauseum...and click over and over and over again for no reason or purpose... I love it!

I had had the game back in 1998 but a friend lost it (grrrr argh), and then I had the brilliant idea to look for it on eBay, and sure enough someone was selling it for only $5!

There is a second game, which is even sillier (and which I didn't miss as much) called 'Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time' that is also out there...somewhere. But neither one is still for sale thru their websites:

www.pythonline.com

I hope that helps!

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 6:57 PM

EBONEZER

I had a Desktop Monty Python thing. You could download sounds and stuff and make it play when you did things (like when you closed the box it would say "and now for something compleatly differnt")

is that what your talking about? or is it some other thing?

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 7:15 PM

EMBERS

I think that that was bundled into the package of 'A Complete Waste of Time'
but the 'Holy Grail' game is actually a game...
you go from scene to scene collecting junk in your inventory, and you pursue the quest:

you get killed by the killer rabbit (but you get a second chance...and a third and a fourth...LOL)

You get to hack the arms & legs off of the Black Knight
You get to spank the Virgins at Anthrax
You get to play a form of tetris which involves plague victims in a mass grave...

eventually you come to the Bridge of Death
where you die
but you get a second chance...

and when you FINALLY win the game you get the Holy Grail (more or less)

It is very silly and I really enjoy it, so I do recommend it!

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Sunday, April 11, 2004 7:23 PM

EBONEZER

COOL!

i get the holy grail theme stuck in my head all the time. Its great.

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Wednesday, April 14, 2004 7:41 AM

ANNIGERRIA

"Every sperm is sacred."
And everything else the Pythons have done.

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Saturday, April 17, 2004 1:33 AM

EMBERS

"Sit on my face
and tell me that you love me
and I'll sit on yours
and tell you I love you"

they were always so romantic
and deep

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Saturday, April 17, 2004 2:38 AM

CALHOUN

Yeahehe, Monty Python is good stuff but have any of you watched John Cleese's "Faulty Towers"?
It is absolutely high-larious.

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Saturday, April 17, 2004 3:21 AM

TEELABROWN

Thought of one. Anyone mention "The Bishop"? Whenever "The Bishop" is said, it starts all over. And the apology afterward:

(On a card) An Apology. Speaker: Monty Python would like to apologize for repition in their show.

(Card flipped over, and another one says:) An Apology. Speaker: Monty Python would like to apologize for repition in their show.

And the "How to Protect Yourself from Different Fruits" bit. "What about a pointed stick?"

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

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Saturday, April 17, 2004 5:07 AM

EBONEZER

The opening credits to Holy Grail "A moose once bit my sister."

Somebody told me that "i've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts" is origonaly a Monty Python song. Is that ture? Is so, The Lion King is Soo cool for singing it.

"Anyone else? Is there anyone else who has anything better to do then walking up and down the square?"

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"When did this become not funny?"

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Saturday, April 17, 2004 7:35 PM

MORDRAIG

What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow!

Is that an African or European swallow?

Uh, I don't know. Argghhhhhhh

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