Behold the Cute! by Cybersnark

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Behold the Cute!

POSTED BY: CYBERSNARK
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 5, 2007 14:51
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Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:30 AM

CYBERSNARK

Tiger cubs and Chicks:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2355951.html?menu=

And now, the dark side of cute:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=51095&in_page_
id=2

Quote:
A man was taken to hospital with serious breathing difficulties after being viciously attacked by a hamster.

The man, 50, suffered a severe allergic reaction after the tiny creature gnawed at him as he tried to rescue it from under the floorboards at his home near Evesham, Worcestershire.

(I especially love the photo caption of the "Tiny, furry demon.")

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 6:23 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Look! We got chicken nuggets for dinner! Yummmm!

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. - Joss

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 6:38 AM

PENGUIN

"Tiny, furry demon" Sounds like me!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 7:53 AM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Ananova:

Tigers' chick-mates

Zoo-keepers in China say they were shocked when a group of tiger cubs made friends with some newborn chicks.

"Workers at Zhejiang Wenling Zoo in Taizhou city put the chicks in a cage with the four month-old tiger cubs.

A zoo spokesman told People's Daily: "We wanted to bring out the savage nature of the tigers while they were still cubs."

But keepers were surprised to see the tigers initially shy away nervously from the chickens.

"Then in no time, they started playing together. Maybe in their eyes, there are no enemies, only friends," added the spokesman."

Or maybe, the tiger were just thinking " Gosh these happy meals aren't big enough yet. let's wait a bit and we'll have more to eat!"

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 9:58 AM

SERYN

Oh, i went to read that and got utterly distracted - oh the picture captions of 'Tiny furry demon' 'A hamster, yesterday' and 'Joint'* Were funny enough but what really amused me where the other story headlines - 'Rogue hamster grounds plane'** The crazily surreal 'Mouse steals old mans teeth' and the seriously silly 'Man in unfortunate bottom plunger incident'.

I knew i liked the Metro for some reason...

*The story about drug dealers being priced out by the price rises.
**What? All by himself?

P.s. Time for some toilet humour - http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46658&in_page_
id=2

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 10:05 AM

SERYN

oh goodness it gets so much better..

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25216&in_page_
id=2

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, June 3, 2007 8:02 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Oh look, they're playing with their food.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007 2:24 PM

TRAVELER

Everyone knows it takes their parents to teach them the art of the hunt. And anyway if they are right in front of you where is the thrill of the chase. Put them outside where they can run around and see what happens.