Other Other Caption Game Round 5: Round Up by daveshayne

It's morning captionistas.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, December 3, 2007 9:18 AM

CITIZEN

Heh, I forgot all about it! For some reason I thought I had missed the vote dead line. Thanks everyone.

It was at that moment Jayne found out what River meant when she said "a swift boot could put him in orbit".

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Monday, December 3, 2007 10:40 AM

PAINTITBLACK

Gratz Citizen and Asarian!
Quote:

River's high kick easily won her the talent section of Ms. Shindig 2007, but her attempt to choke two judges with her sash had lost her a lot of points.

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Monday, December 3, 2007 8:49 PM

Congrats, Asarian & Citizen!

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River shows off her new half-soles
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
No guns at Thanksgiving!
ð¿ð
>^..^<

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007 9:32 AM

C'm'on folks! Give up the caption love for River.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007 9:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BrowncoatSandinista:

Simon, I got something on my shoe, pull it off please?

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007 3:12 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

"It's just a jump to the left,"

And then a step to the riii-iight

"Put's your hands on your hips,"

And bend your knees in tight,
and it's the pelvic thruu-ust,
that really drives you insaaa-aane,
LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!

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DON'T FREAK OUT

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007 8:38 PM

Joss doesn't have to dance at Mutant Enemy Day --
Summer does it for him.

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bun
Frisky Browncoat
No guns at Thanksgiving!
ð¿ð
>^..^<

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007 3:57 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Congrats Citizen and Asarian!

Although Firefly: The Musical was a huge off-Broadway hit, the follow-up, Jayne: Lord of the Dance, proved to be a disappointment at the box office.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007 4:34 AM

YAY for us, Citizen! :)

Playing Sherades, River did a formidable "Never to be under the heel of nobody, ever again!" The town folks, however, were not so enlightned and just cheered for more skin.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007 11:26 AM

Sahara - you made me do it!

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007 3:50 PM

I'm pointing right at it!
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or
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MAN: Where'd you learn how to do that, miss?
RIVER: My Daddy says I got natural talent.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't kid about quiche.
ð¿ð
>^..^<

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Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:54 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Guy: You do know she's a witch right?
Guy2: Even better! Go black arts.
Guy3: I could be down with that.

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Thursday, December 6, 2007 9:43 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

River was so entertaining, the townsfolk decided to launch her through their ancient "catapult tree" instead of burning her at the stake.

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Thursday, December 6, 2007 10:05 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Viewers were dissapointed with the Reavers of the Sequel.

River: No, No, No!... My boot, your face.

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Friday, December 7, 2007 6:31 AM

She's a killer queen
gunfire, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime.

But really just a bump so more caption types will see it.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, December 7, 2007 9:48 PM

RIVER: These go to 11...
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or
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The pitter-patter of tiny feet -- in combat boots!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Grrr! Arrg!
ð¿ð
>^..^<

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Saturday, December 8, 2007 8:26 AM

This is a good day to caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, December 8, 2007 12:21 PM

CITIZEN

Having watched the dog, River decided that it was an interesting technique...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, December 8, 2007 12:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Having watched the dog, River decided that it was an interesting technique...

Eeeew! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 8, 2007 3:08 PM

River wanted to stage an amateur revival of
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" but potential
cast-members were unfamiliar with the material.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Saturday, December 8, 2007 4:47 PM

Everyone was happy the day the writer's strike ended, even Fox execs, cause that meant no more angry Firefly fans would be picketin....CRAP.

1 0 0 1 0 0 1
SOS
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
In Distress

I'm not worthy!

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Sunday, December 9, 2007 7:14 AM

Caption River's dance.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, December 9, 2007 7:38 PM

River's unique method of teaching the yokels how to tell time was paying off: "Ten past six!" they cried out in one voice!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, December 10, 2007 8:17 AM

Just another caption monday

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 2:35 PM

Tuesday. $&#*! It was still only tuesday.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 8:04 PM

River performs her version of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, handed down for generations until it is no longer recognizable.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
¢¿¢
'tis the season...

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 10:20 AM

Two days without another caption? Get out of the BSR and get over here, you uber creative type people!

One for the road:

Having talked the F*x people into doing a cosplay on Firefly, Summer got her chance to show them what River would do to people like them.

I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:50 PM

??
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The demon River of Feet. Street.
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oh, sorry about that...

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She thought it was a seasonal tree-decorating ceremony.
She was half right.
It was a seasonal fertility ceremony.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
No power in the 'Verse can stop me.

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Friday, December 14, 2007 7:04 AM

Sometime this weekend I think I will start the voting. Any last minute captioneers should consider themselves duly notified.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, December 14, 2007 9:05 PM

River: Squish!... I stepped on a bug. Lookie.

P.S. Others, c'mon, pitch in! I'm spent. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 1:16 PM

Everyone was wxcited when River offered to do a strip dance, but they didn't realize she would be stripping them of their conciousness.

I want you now
tomorrow won't do
there's a burning inside
and it's showing through.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007 4:04 PM

The bun seems to be suffering from an unusually bad case of Mid-Winter Stupid this year.

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If I kick really high will you give me a sash?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Sunday, December 16, 2007 9:50 AM

Vote? Vote!

In honor of the TVvote .5 megavote day.

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18399

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, December 17, 2007 9:48 AM

A voting we will go
A voting we will go
Hi ho the dairyo
A voting we will go

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 5:36 AM

Vote for your favorite three.

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18399

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 3:25 PM

Vote for three:

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18399

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then get your well-shaped tushie back here
and post a
bump
ity
bump
ity
bump
to keep this puppy on Page One where it belongs.

:;-)

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:11 AM

PAINTITBLACK

Bumpity bump!

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 7:33 AM

A vote by any other name would smell as sweet.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 8:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
A vote by any other name would smell as sweet.

A vote by any other name would be voting-fraud. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 8:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
A vote by any other name would smell as sweet.

A vote by any other name would be voting-fraud. :)

I'm a Chicagoan. We vote early and often.

http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18399

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, December 20, 2007 9:19 AM

I voted, but for ones that weren't even mine! So someone needs to vote for the ones I voted for, K?
Oh yeah this is a bump. This is only a bump. Were this an actual bump, this message would be followed by a really long bump.

I have 6 locks on my door and bolt every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they're always locking 3 locks.

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Sunday, December 23, 2007 4:21 PM

dave wrote in part:
I'm a Chicagoan. We vote early and often.
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...and late, if what I've heard about Chicago is true.

All right, the rest of you! Go here:
http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/18399

and vote for some wee bit o' brilliance --
then come back here to post the bumpy-uppy!

(and has anyone seen Cunning Orange Toque's
latest caption thread? Where'd'e go?)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
I don't kid about quiche!

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Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
dave wrote in part:
I'm a Chicagoan. We vote early and often.
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...and late, if what I've heard about Chicago is true.

Nah mostly just early and often. Late is when we kick back with the largest amount of alcohol (price wise) per capita.

Probably be judging the contest tomorrow so this could be the last chance for somebody to break the wicked tie we got going.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, December 23, 2007 8:44 PM

dave wrote in part:
Nah mostly just early and often. Late is when we kick back with the largest amount of alcohol (price wise) per capita.
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Heh. I was snarkin' about a story told in reference to the Presidential election of
nineteen and sixty, in which it is alleged
that dead Democrats rose en masse and cast
ballots.

Now would somebody kindly un-knot this tie?
We need to get the gloating and wound-licking
underway so we can start the captioning anew.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

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Monday, December 24, 2007 7:21 AM