Fifty-Third Floor of Hideyness Don't Let It DIE! by mai

What we need is an interesting topic. After all that's how the thread started way back when. (actually it started as a joke, but it kind of got out of control VERY quickly).

I suppose it's not really the hidey thread any more since we've all sort of figured that bit out and "found" each other here. It's just we've been here for such a long gorram while. I'd hate to lose my home away from reality now. Reality iz scary!!!!!!

So, my brilliant idea is this...

Yeah, I got nothing.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008 11:46 PM

COZEN

*Sits quietly in the corner, nestled amongst cases of single malt scotches with his laptop, maniacally scrolling over spreadsheets of baseball statistics.*

Oopsy, allowed ya a peek into my geek.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 1:58 AM

Let me guess, that's who you're invitin' to share the RV with you. *isnotshockedatall

Baseball porn, not exactly what I had in mind when searching for a good topic. Although, I'm sure you men here can go on about for a hundred threads...

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Monday, February 11, 2008 4:46 AM

COZEN

I was wondering how you got that RV up to this floor. And pondering its metaphorical value. Maybe use it for a tour of this floor? If so, *points at the several empty bottles of scotch strewn about him* we need a designated driver.

As for those girls, they're not even wearing cleats. Thus they have no value to me at this time.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 5:02 AM

Hey you guys could always help me find someone to buy my house... I figure if I have to, I could always take hostages!!

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

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Monday, February 11, 2008 6:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Baseball porn, not exactly what I had in mind when searching for a good topic. Although, I'm sure you men here can go on about for a hundred threads...

No, I have no interest in Baseball at all.

A man who walks the Earth.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 7:15 PM

is there an :eyeroll: thingie?

Ok, so no porn and no baseball.

Pizza, I want pizza.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 9:20 PM

What would you like on your pizza?

A man who walks the Earth.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 9:32 PM

pineapples. yum.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 9:34 PM

I've never liked pineapple really, but I always thought it a particularly odd pizza topping. Ah well. I'll order a second pizza for me.

A man who walks the Earth.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 9:38 PM

well it really good with canadian bacon and pineapple, but just the pineapple alone, makes the pizza a bit more healthy.

*grumbles stupid diets

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Monday, February 11, 2008 10:03 PM

But it's a fruit. Soon I'll be ordering pizza with Grapes and Banana.... wait, does that sound good? Mandrian orange pizza?

A man who walks the Earth.

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Monday, February 11, 2008 10:07 PM

fruit pizza is very good! not really good for you what with all the sugar, but still tasty.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 1:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Hey you guys could always help me find someone to buy my house... I figure if I have to, I could always take hostages!!

Tell any prospective buyer that the house has an interesting history and that you bought it from someone who stole $50m from a bank, though he died in prison, never having revealed where he stashed the money.

Casually mention that he was apparently a keen gardener as the neighbours say he was always digging in the backyard and you'll have a sale in no time.

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Friday, February 15, 2008 4:14 PM

Happy Weekend Hiders! (Hidees? Hiddeners?)

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Sunday, February 17, 2008 11:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Happy Weekend Hiders! (Hidees? Hiddeners?)

I think usually we have gone with Hideys or the slightly more urban Hidey Peeps but your post has me wondering about a new movie pitch.

Highlander: The Hiddening. In the end there can only be hiders.

Now where did I leave my agent's number this time?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, February 17, 2008 11:58 AM

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Sunday, February 17, 2008 6:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:

Though I know that it couldn't be
___________ I think that it should'a been
_ Directed
__ by
___ Ed
____ Wood

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:43 PM

*POKE

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 4:34 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Ow. Quit it. *snort*

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:09 PM

I don't wanna

It's either poke the thread or start posting to myself to keep it up and running. Hmmm... that could be fun.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:20 PM

Can I watch?

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 7:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
*POKE

Is that a cow poke or a slow poke?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 8:06 PM

A slow cow poke.

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Friday, February 22, 2008 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
A slow cow poke.

You mustn't be so hard on yourself.

*ducks*

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Friday, February 22, 2008 5:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
A slow cow poke.

You'd be wanting a sloe gin fizz I take it?

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, February 22, 2008 5:47 AM

or are you poking slow cows?

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Friday, February 22, 2008 5:50 AM

POTEMKINVILLAGER

--The trouble with worse is that it always seems normal.--

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Saturday, February 23, 2008 4:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
or are you poking slow cows?

Poking fast cows is more work. You have to run.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, February 23, 2008 4:32 PM

Well, as long as you don't tip them. They get terribly offended.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:23 PM

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You mustn't be so hard on yourself.

*ducks*

throws a nasty snowball in simonwho's direction.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Well, as long as you don't tip them. They get terribly offended.

No, no, no. You do not tip the cows. That's what the 18% service charge on the bill is for

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, February 25, 2008 7:05 AM

Right. Cow tipping is a BAD idea! You might get smooshed!!!

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Monday, February 25, 2008 9:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Right. Cow tipping is a BAD idea! You might get smooshed!!!

We could try llama tipping. We'd still get smooshed but they're so furry it'd be like being smooshed by a big fuzzy sweater.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, February 25, 2008 11:04 AM

llama's spit...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Monday, February 25, 2008 11:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
llama's spit...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Serves you right for mucking about with other creatures possessions.

Me I know better than to fool around with the liquidy belongings of furry long necked ruminants.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 3:48 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne
Me I know better than to fool around with the liquidy belongings of furry long necked ruminants.

Just one question.

Where did this conversation
go so wrong?

*dies laughing

That is possibly the funniest thing ever written on this thread.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008 3:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
go so wrong?

"When something goes wrong I'm the first to admit it
The first to admit it but the last one to know
When something goes right it's likely to lose me
It's apt to confuse me it's such an unusual sight
I can't get used to something so right, something so right."

- Paul Simon

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, February 29, 2008 8:48 AM

Where is everybody hiding? Are we all afraid of the big bad leap day or what? It's half over (where I'm at at least) we can be brave.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, February 29, 2008 9:25 AM

Leap Day, Does that mean what I think it means?

Time to PLAY Leap Frog!!!!!!

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Friday, February 29, 2008 9:27 AM

can I just bounce around tigger style???

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Friday, February 29, 2008 9:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Leap Day, Does that mean what I think it means?

Time to PLAY Leap Frog!!!!!!

I leap over both you and MSB. Your guess as to how froglike it was.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, February 29, 2008 10:21 AM

I'm sure you're as graceful as a gazelle Dave...

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

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Friday, February 29, 2008 2:51 PM

I'm sure anything with hopp-icity is allowed.

*hopjumpbounceleap

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Friday, February 29, 2008 3:21 PM

CITIZEN

*splat

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Friday, February 29, 2008 4:42 PM

did you just squish my leap-ifying?

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Friday, February 29, 2008 5:07 PM