Happy Birthday, KGB! by Malicious

Happy Birthday KGB!

(Okay now if you only knew how hard it was for me to type that...)

Airhole box?

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:17 PM

HEY!! You re-gifted!

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:21 PM

I know I know...I'm working on another one that's just a place holder in case I don't get it done in time.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:30 PM

Her's better not be better!

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:32 PM

Ohhhh way to not add pressure...

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:11 PM

NEROLI

Happy Birthday to you!!
Happy Birthday to you!!
Happy Birthday dear Cagey!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!

I think we all deserve a drink after my singing...LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:33 PM

Even my dog was howling!

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:47 PM

NEROLI

Poor dog, I guess I shoulda warned everyone to take all animals and small children out of the room before I started singing...

The Old Broad Monkey

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 1:55 AM

ZOID

CageyBee:

Happy birthday, and many happy returns of the day.

To counter the old Chinese curse, "May you never live in interesting times."

Now the only question is how many swats are we giving you this year? Assume the position and -- *crrrack* -- zoid's old pledge paddle lays the first stripe.

Hey, we play rough; old school. Just because you're sweet doesn't mean you don't take your licks (how many negatives was that in a single phrase? Anyone care to critique whilst I'm still holding the 'Board of Education'?)

Respectfully,

zoid

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 2:01 AM

KARENKAY99

Happy Birthday Cageybee!!

hurry up and blow out them candles so we can try a piece.
i'll have chocolate, thank you.

"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 2:32 AM

Zoid you have a pledge paddle too?

Ahhh I knew I wasn't silly for keeping mine all these years.

Well that and the fact that it's a really high quality cricket paddle too. Not that I play cricket or anything, but all the Brits say mine is spiffy. Well except for the "graffiti"...

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 2:58 AM

DELIA

Happy Birthday, KGB!

___________________________________________
ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 3:06 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Happy Birthday CageyBee! May you always fly below the radar, never encounter Reavers, and never get pinched by the Feds.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 3:19 AM

CYBERSNARK

Happy Birthday, Cagey! Keep flyin!

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 4:35 AM

LIZ

Happy Birthday!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 4:50 AM

BADGERSHAT

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

So, how many birthday punches do we owe you? And, are you legal to buy beer yet?

--Jefé The Hat

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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 6:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Cageybee's birthday is May 27th! Let's keep this thread near the top so she can be surprised on her big day!

Maybe she will get a special box-with-airholes tomorrow! (fingers crossed that he's still alive, we forgot to send him overnight! he MAY smell a tad ripe, too.)

Mal-licious

My gift to Cageybee is a pair of noseplugs! Happy birthday! I don't think you're 21 yet...to everyone who is promoting underage drinking, shame on you!

Here's some apple cider instead, dear.

Enjoy your day!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:21 PM

Hey if I say I'm a Fed do I get to pinch her...

Okay okay, I'll go back to my room.

*muttermutter*

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 12:22 PM

Feeling a bit "isolated", eh?

Did you agree with the bio, or is it pure drivel?

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 5:32 PM

I'm taking this thread back to the top. Cageybee must be out celebrating her birthday with either her family or friends...or Jayne! Godspeed!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:24 PM

Bump for KGB!

See I told ya we had a thread for ya.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:30 PM

See? Whad i tell you? Someone smarter them me would find it for you.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:36 PM

Now now, don't go saying I'm smart, I'm just crafty is all.

Now where is that girl?

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:38 PM

Hiding probably. Hey, when she gets here, lets all jump out and yell, "Surprise!"

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:40 PM

*hides behind the sofa*

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:42 PM

I think she already saw it.

You got a

for it.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:44 PM

I dunno, she didn't post anything though and say what ya will about KGB shy don't really seem part of the equation.

*stays hiding behind the sofa just in case*

Either that or it's all a cunning plan to make me stay behind the sofa all night...

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:44 PM

SURPRISE!!!! hehehe, gotcha!

btw, you guys are the best. i wasn't logged on yesterday because i'm dealing with family problems (nice birthday present, huh?) but this has cheered me up beyond measure. everyone in here for the group hug! *wipes away a tear* thanks.

edit- i didn't find this sooner because i tend to not stray too far from the general discussion board. i have since learned my lesson.

after everyone's trouble, i mess things up. we better send me to rehab.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:46 PM

Yay! Happy Birthday KGB!

Okay now where did I leave that paddle...it's tradition ya know!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:48 PM

*runs screaming....but in that giggly-girl way*

did i just call myself a giggly-girl? i might be hopped up on cake.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:48 PM

Ok, so maybey she didn't see it. But there was a nice little thing about it on the Band thread.

oh yeah, "Surprise!" *steps out from behind a lamp*, i didn't have a very good hiding place. Sorry.

Want me to beat your famly for you? I can go El Kabong on their ass with me guitar

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:52 PM

El Kabong? Sounds like a Mexican studio wrestler...hmmm...

*starts rummaging around in his closet*

That may just be an idea for me. I'll promote Mexican studio wrestling!

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:53 PM

sure, i think the fam could use a good guitar-beating. man, this thread is a gold mine....why didn't someone tell me about it sooner? no lines about me being a big girl now, i intend to use those training wheels forever.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:54 PM

El Kabong was this old cartoon chachter. I actually don't know if his name was El Kabong, but he yelled it a lot.

I think it was a horse, and a swung around on a rope hitting bad guys with guitars and yelling, "EL KABONG!"

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:08 PM

i've always wanted cartoon bodyguards. think about it, it makes sense.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:10 PM

In case you get attacked by cartoon ninjas?

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:11 PM

That would be cool! you could drop piano's on their heads and they would bounce right back up.

HA ha! El Kabong!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:34 PM

i've decided to answer all the questions everyone asked when i wasn't here to answer them in this fabulous thread. (and of course this is not a blatant attempt at self-promotion. me? never!)

i did receive my big box in the mail, thank you everyone, 5,000 stamps could not have been cheap. who knew jayne's bunk could fit in a box?

good present. (said in the fashion of "good bible" or "good myth")

as of 1:32 this afternoon, i am 20, and therefore not old enough to legally obtain alcohol. legally

i was working today and then went to dinner with my family, which could have gone better. nothing says family like dysfunction...but mine don't throw shoes...well, only that once.

in response to singing and physical abuse regarding my age (spanking, pinching and/or punching), i will pretend to be shy...but, as gunhand said, shy doesn't seem to be in my repitoire (or spelling that word.)

thanks for the wishes and compliments, as now i feel i must eat my words about being shy.

for my next birthday, i want wile coyote for my bodyguard.

and mom, of course i wasn't drinking ton...to....before...you know, that one time.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:38 PM

There are always Coyotes on the ranch, I'll catch one, train him and name him Wiley.

Should be good to go for your birthday next year, you can take him to the Big Damn Movie with ya even.

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Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:45 PM

wow, the BDM, that's right...nevermind, i won't need any presents....joss has taken care of it.

edit- changed my mind. gunhand, if you happen to make that you-in-a-box that is better than mal's, can i still have it? please?....insert big-eyed and pouty lipped emoticon that i have yet to invent.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 7:19 AM

(Banging on floor) Hey, isn't Cageybee here yet? I've been hiding in this stinking attic ALL night! I have to make sure KGB only drinks shots of warm milk!

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Friday, May 28, 2004 10:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
(Banging on floor) Hey, isn't Cageybee here yet? I've been hiding in this stinking attic ALL night! I have to make sure KGB only drinks shots of warm milk!

Mom! What are you doing in the attic?? It's too hot to be up there. Don't worry, KGB came and went, without even a "thanky" or "howdy do" to ME, the person who took the time and effort to plan the party and invite all these shiny people and get all the food made and put out. Sheesh! That's gratitude for ya! (PS: I originally started this in the General Discussions forum, but somehow it migrated to Talk Story. I emailed Haken to see if it can be moved back, but am not going to hold my breath for very long.)

Mal-licious

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Friday, May 28, 2004 10:27 AM

I was wondering about the Talk Story thing I read. I tell ya, youngins these days...never know how to show gratitude! And I'll bet it was a great party too! Next time, I'm hiding under the food table instead of the attic!

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:54 PM

malicious, thank you so so so so so so much! you left before i could thank you....that's right very fashionably late to my own party. but it was incredibly nice of you to think of me...

, but in a non-sexual, friendly way.

mom, you must get out of the attic this instant. there are dust bunnies up there the size of small horses!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:30 PM

i like this thread, its getting bumped.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:39 PM