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For Heterosexuals only

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:58 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

http://www.amazon.com/Helen-B.-Andelin/e/B001JSCF7S

Author Helen Andelin passed at age 89, after telling millions of women how to get whatever they want by fucking their husbands and worshiping the ground they walk on (or worshipping their penis)

Sign up for classes:
http://www.fascinatingwomanhood.net

Free lessons online:
http://frankysj.tripod.com/fwlsnindex.html

http://thefascinatingwoman.blogspot.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinating_Womanhood

Video: Fascinating Womanhood Class pt 1 04-26-11
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/14297964

Attack of the Bitter Lesbians With Barren Wombs Who Hate Their Mommas and Papas:

1950s Home Economics textbook

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 11:01 AM

BYTEMITE

O...kay? I'm not sure why you're looking for heterosexual males to comment, as I doubt they'd have any interest in womanhood, 'cepting the one between a virgin's legs.

For Women Only?

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 11:06 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
O...kay? I'm not sure why you're looking for heterosexual males to comment, as I doubt they'd have any interest in womanhood, 'cepting the one between a virgin's legs.

For Women Only?

Men can give this as a gift.

Perhaps anonymously or covertly, to avoid flying objects from fishwives.

Perhaps if more women would get married and more wives would put out and shut up, FFF and indeed the world would be a happier place?

[ducking low-flying objects]

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 11:08 AM

BYTEMITE

Oh! Humour. I remember humour!

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 12:58 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Sounds like PN has a hard time pleasing the ladies and likes to blame them for his shortcomings.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:51 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

Sounds like PN has a hard time pleasing the ladies and likes to blame them for his shortcomings.

Are you saying what the world needs is a lot less sex and a lot more bugly bitchy women with penis envy rather than penis worship? I doubt that.

Hookers, pimps and hos are gettin rich off the current MILF deficit.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:55 PM

WISHIMAY

PN's crassness and psychology aside (which not even I dare to delve into- though I think you are probably pretty close to the mark

) He IS partially correct...for some people.

When I got married I had all these expectations about equal divisions of labor that didn't really work -for US. When I had my daughter and decided to stay home I made a conscious decision that I could make this hard or I could make this nice...It certainly does make me happier when he is calm and trying to be nice and pleasing than it does when I try to squeeze him into a more modern mold AND HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME FIGHTING IT!...though I will say neither one of us have any illusions of ANYBODY worshipping ANYBODY... He's good at working a job I would've quit long ago and I'm good at a job he wouldn't have made through the first month!
It doesn't hurt that both of us thoroughly enjoy a good romp to diffuse tensions...but from what I hear not EVERYBODY likes sex, heh...

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 7:07 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

This chick was very smart and very manipulative, but she used The Force for good not evil

I've read her book -- very intelligently written -- which is also a class by women for women. Written in 1963, a modern day version would include a lot more emphasis on sex details, rather than implied imagination, but it would still be the same book. A happy marriage means both spouses are HAPPY every day, and this book tells you how to actually achieve that.

For the religious parts you can substitute any religion, and she often admires Hindu marriages with multiple wives, like the woman who motivated the Taj Mahal while practically running India herself behind the scenes. I really liked the multiple wives part [dodgin flyin object].

I agree with her thesis that its a myth that men and women are "equals". Men are better at work (a literal battlefield sometimes to the death), women are better at being mommies (men have no tits nor wombs). As she says, behind every "successful" man is smart sexy woman.

I made the mistake of believing this myth by supporting my wife's "equal rights" lawsuit against the world's largest food service corporation. Defense lawyers were ex fed prosecutors who worked with the ex-prosecutor judge. Cost her management career and now blacklisted by every corporation's human resource dept due to lifetime court records online. Winning a $250,000 settlement required paying her jew lawyers $170,000. She's now lost over $1-million in pay as a result of their advice.

I shoulda just told her to get a new job, put up with her drunk boss walking around with his dork hanging out, or quit and be a housewife. My mistake.

Your ladies out there ought to buy this book. It covers how to properly debrief your husband after work, and manage his career without sabotaging it (which puts more money in your pocketbook = payment for your housewhorin).

Would you rather be a housewife or a housebitch?

[dodgin low flyin objects agin]

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:09 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Wish, it sounds like you and your husband are well matched.

This reminds me of My Big Fat Greek Wedding when the mom Maria tells Tula "The man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck, and the neck can make the head move any way she wants to". :)

I'm thinking you're not with your wife anymore PN? Though I have been fooled befo..

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 3:46 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by RionaEire:

This reminds me of My Big Fat Greek Wedding when the mom Maria tells Tula "The man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck, and the neck can make the head move any way she wants to". :)

Yep, I was thinkin' that too

Don't get me wrong, we ain't perfect...Every day is a fight- to finda little serenity...

But the good days are totally worth it...

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 3:55 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:

For the religious parts you can substitute any religion, and she often admires Hindu marriages with multiple wives, like the woman who motivated the Taj Mahal while practically running India herself behind the scenes. I really liked the multiple wives part [dodgin flyin object].

I've often wondered what a polygamous marraige would be like...Would be nice to have someone else around when hubbs doesn't wanna talk or is at work, and to share the workload...but it's hard enough to merge 2 styles of household management-let alone 3! Everyone involved would have to have zero ego to make it work...and good luck with that!

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 5:03 AM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

PN, does she talk about polyamory, where a woman has more than one husband? I think one would be enough, goodness knows a marriage with two people is enough of a journey/challenge, but adding more into the mix would be even harder. Still curious though about if she mentions the trives in the world who practice this type of marriage.

Wish, I don't think its ever going to be perfect, but you're both committed to making it work and that's the most important thing, that you love each other and are both giving your all. My best friend Jennifer and her husband supposedly never fight, their marriage scares me a little. I'm glad they're both happy but they're just weird, plus he is the person in the world I most dislike on a personal level, I don't know what she sees in him, but he seems to make her happy so that is good.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 5:38 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Never Annoy Inara is the advice book I want. If this was the author's cover photo, I'd buy.
http://idzit.deviantart.com/art/Inara-I-253252406

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 5:57 AM

BYTEMITE

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HAPPY every day

That's kinda creepy. I wouldn't really want to know the person who's happy EVERY day. Even Kaylee sometimes gets upset about stuff.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 6:05 AM

BYTEMITE

Quote:
polyamory

That's polyandry. Polyamory is when people don't get married but have multiple people in the relationship, and sometimes allow a partner to get a little somethin somethin on the side.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 6:46 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by RionaEire:

This reminds me of My Big Fat Greek Wedding when the mom Maria tells Tula "The man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck, and the neck can make the head move any way she wants to". :)

Pretty much. But in a nonfat way.

She seems to focus on no matter what the husband wants to do its to the wife's advantage to go with that direction and trust his judgment. Unless its illegal or abusive then get the heck out with the kids. Note that the wife is always in control of herself, and can never control the man, so why worry about it (typical Serenity Prayer)? Think of life as an adventure, not a bus ticket.

Otherwise 2 people are pulling in opposite directions, resulting in failure. Better to be successful at something than a failure at everything. Business/hobby success = confidence = happiness = marital success. Too many wives presume their job is to "keep his feet on the ground" by criticizing everything he does = disaster and unhappiness. So she wants wives to be a Tony Robbins cheerleader.

For example, if hubby wants to be a Browncoat and go to Comicon, then go to Comicon and have fun and get laid. Don't throw a tantrum, steal the bank account, get drunk and make everyone's life miserable. It's that hard a concept.

Basic thesis is women working = women wanting to wear a penis. Women who work must never outperform or earn more than the husband or it destroys the man's confidence/success/happiness. If a woman earns money she no longer needs a man, so might as well be a dried up old lesbian. [dodge flyin objects]

Not part of the book: Playboy bunny jew Gloria Steinam was a CIA agent tasked with overthrowing marriage and turning women into lesbian whores to overthrow USA for the Rockefeller's Nazi jew World Odor.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=a1M9EAly2hog&re
fer=home

Jew Aaron Russo confirmed this was trillionaire Rabbi Rockefeller's agenda when Little Nicky Rockefeller told him the purpose of getting women out of the home and into a job was so the jews could double tax the family and eventually destroy all families as slaves to the jew banksters (Rockefellers own the "Federal" Reserve Bank that counterfeits all so-called "dollar bills" and steals 100% of income taxes), then to genocide the goyim races. Rockefellers were then on trial for assassinating Russo for his refusal to go along with their diabolical plot for world domination.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5420753830426590918
http://www.thehiddenevil.com/article02.asp

Aaron Russo's America Freedom to Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173

The Wife's Duty
http://ecclesia.org/truth/wife.html

Wifely Duties: So are three straight years of only blow jobs just your "wifely duty?" You decide (if hubby is gay).
http://www.motherhooduncensored.net/motherhood_uncensored/2008/01/wife
ly-duties.html

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 6:50 AM

BYTEMITE

Quote:
If a woman earns money she no longer needs a man, so might as well be a dried up old lesbian.

Or medically sterilized, or insane, or couldn't get a partner even if they wanted one, so might as well try to earn a living instead of relying on some government program.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 9:36 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:

Quote:
If a woman earns money she no longer needs a man, so might as well be a dried up old lesbian.

Or medically sterilized, or insane, or couldn't get a partner even if they wanted one, so might as well try to earn a living instead of relying on some government program.

But most seem to go for govt jobs, especially if the job includes stealing children from heterosexuals and giving them to homosexuals.

A gubmint job is usually nuttin more than a grossly overpaid welfare check. Some gubmint employees get over $1-billion/year per person (jew bankstas usually).

Didn't read Fascinating Womanhood

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011 5:29 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Oh, okay, polyandry, I got the terms mixed up, thanks for the correction, I'm glad I made clear what I meant.

I think the only reason women would usually want a penis is so they can pee standing up anywhere they want to.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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