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The Hidey Thread: Now 217% More Random. The Floor of Dave and Mai.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012 4:03 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm going to go with

Z)ALL OF THE ABOVE AND BELOW AND SIDEWAYS TOO

That is my final answer. Did I win?



Yes! You won a NEW CAR...

...ton of eggs.

And an all expenses paid trip to AR...

...oom down the hall.

All that and more on Indecision Island. The game that rewards dithering. SO don't make up your mind it might be time to play Indecision!

Plus I think the pirates, ninjas, and dinosaurs are still wandering around up here.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012 5:07 PM

MAI


They can play too!

Important question though... does the room down the wall have padded walls?


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Wednesday, April 4, 2012 10:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
They can play too!

Important question though... does the room down the wall have padded walls?



All of the rooms have padded walls
It's the best way to relax after the beggar's balls

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Thursday, April 5, 2012 12:28 AM

MAI


Innuendo? Nah....
Out through the window.
Ba da bummm!


But does it have padded walls and Twister?!


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Thursday, April 5, 2012 11:39 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Innuendo? Nah....
Out through the window.
Ba da bummm!


But does it have padded walls and Twister?!



Right foot red!

Ok wait, something's different, something's changed.

It's as though there has been a shift in the fundamental fabric of space. A rift has opened up and we are in a strange, possibly terrifying, new dimension. Chaos has descended upon us and now things are much redder.

What can it mean?



David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Saturday, April 7, 2012 12:55 AM

MAI


Holy carp. I got lost in this new SHiNY place. I don't know how we got here, (must be the ff gods hard at work while we play twister!)but I like it. It's like the first day of school. Pretty new pencils and not one incident of having gone to the principal .......yet.

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Monday, April 9, 2012 3:03 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Holy carp. I got lost in this new SHiNY place. I don't know how we got here, (must be the ff gods hard at work while we play twister!)but I like it. It's like the first day of school. Pretty new pencils and not one incident of having gone to the principal .......yet.



It is taking a tiny bit of getting used to. Don't worry though I'm sure the Holy Carp will protect us from the dreaded Principal.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Monday, April 9, 2012 8:12 AM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Note to the world: Riona doesn't like change, but she does like Twister.

I assume you're my pal until you let me know otherwise.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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Monday, April 9, 2012 10:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Left elbow green!



David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Monday, April 9, 2012 12:26 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Leftear blue.

I assume you're my pal until you let me know otherwise.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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Monday, April 9, 2012 12:51 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Prehensile tail puce!

And it may be not entirely cool to mention it here but ZeFrank's (who is totally cool) doing a new vlog you can find it here http://ashow.zefrank.com/

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012 5:32 AM

MAI


Wow he is cool. This is my favourite song now:



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Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Wow he is cool. This is my favourite song now:





Yes he is. I am awfully fond of introducing people to him.

And Left buttock yellow!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:27 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Pouch majenta!

I assume you're my pal until you let me know otherwise.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:30 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Nose blue!

Get it?????

I slay me!





David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, April 12, 2012 1:54 PM

MAI


I am awfully fond of this thread and the people in it since I am not a people that doesn't count as being self centered. Which I would be if I could stop falling asleep every time I try to meditate.

Ok it took me a full 5 minutes to get the Nose Blue joke.....I just kept thinking of Grover. Which rhymes with Red rover, red rover send daveshayne over...... (hey it's not real twister until you start accidentally on purpose tripping up the other players).


Left freckle. Turquoise.

Who is winning by the way?

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Friday, April 13, 2012 2:17 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by MAI:
I am awfully fond of this thread and the people in it since I am not a people that doesn't count as being self centered. Which I would be if I could stop falling asleep every time I try to meditate.

Ok it took me a full 5 minutes to get the Nose Blue joke.....I just kept thinking of Grover. Which rhymes with Red rover, red rover send daveshayne over...... (hey it's not real twister until you start accidentally on purpose tripping up the other players).


Left freckle. Turquoise.

Who is winning by the way?



The Pterodactyls. That wingspan is a huge advantage.

It just goes to show you what a wonderful country of opportunity we live in that a blue furry monster could grow up to become not just the 22nd but also the 24th President. (I voted for Oscar.)



David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 13, 2012 3:15 PM

MAI


I voted for Snuffalupagus.

Oooh important announcement daveshayne! You are in charge of the thread (use lightening)after tomorrow. i'm leaving on a jet plane come sunday and i might not have much chance to be playin' on the line as all the cool kids say...


so have fun. don't be good. and make the most hugest mess possible. k? good.

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Monday, April 16, 2012 2:15 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:


so have fun. don't be good. and make the most hugest mess possible. k? good.



Oh no! I have derelicted my duty as deputy sheerif.

I must start making messes immediatemost!

*I throw cabbage at the ceiling, cribbage at the walls, baggage at the porter, and portage at the bagger.*

There will be no cleaning up by order of the grandest of grand masters!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:55 PM

DAVESHAYNE


It's humped day again.

But I gotta tell you I'm feeling a little un-wednesdayish. I'm sadly lacking midweek feeling here.

I'd dance but my dancing shoes are in the shop.

Pinecone!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 20, 2012 7:45 PM

MAI


It is far too clean in here! Happy weekendmas!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:37 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
It is far too clean in here! Happy weekendmas!!!!!!!!



I tried to make a mess; honest I did. I had charts and graphs and 3D isomorphic plan views. A detailed schedule of what mess to make when. It all looked too orderly though so I got discouraged and had to have a bit of a lie down.

Sorry.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, April 21, 2012 6:11 PM

MAI


Well you should be sorry! Geez, I leave you alone for a few days and things are all dusted and vacuumed....echhhhhh. However, you do have a chance to make things better. Today is my wedding reception (no really!!!) so, your gift to me is to get The Hidey Thread back to it's original chaos and clutter mode!!!

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Saturday, April 21, 2012 6:25 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Well you should be sorry! Geez, I leave you alone for a few days and things are all dusted and vacuumed....echhhhhh. However, you do have a chance to make things better. Today is my wedding reception (no really!!!) so, your gift to me is to get The Hidey Thread back to it's original chaos and clutter mode!!!



Mazel Tov!

Ok, so, supermegacomfy floor? Check!

Infinitely restocked wet bar/pantry? Check!

Positronic robotic chronic anti-demonic sonic mnemonic? Check!

Snoball throwing machines placed in all corners and on the ceilings? Check!

Cardboard cutouts of famous and attractive, and famously attractive people? Check!

Plenty of perfect party poppers? Check!

Pies for fighting? Check!

Squirt guns for squirting? Check!

Blender, fruit, ice, and rum? Check!

Now that we have all of the things necessary to make a mess it is your job to make the mess.











David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, April 23, 2012 12:38 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Happy Wedding Day!

I assume you're my pal until you let me know otherwise.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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Monday, April 23, 2012 4:03 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:
Happy Wedding Day!



*begins dancing the horah*



David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, April 24, 2012 5:03 PM

MAI


*twirls in like the tazmanian devil and messify's the thread.

vacation is nice, but it's good to be home.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:08 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
*twirls in like the tazmanian devil and messify's the thread.

vacation is nice, but it's good to be home.



Hai, hai Mai, mai!

Did you have a great time?!

I am covering the chairs with flour and covering the flour with flowers.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 27, 2012 1:50 PM

MAI


Oooh no wonder it's so slippery. It's like ice skating without ice or skates!

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Friday, April 27, 2012 4:19 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Oooh no wonder it's so slippery. It's like ice skating without ice or skates!



Or like skydiving without sky or dive!

Or like water witching without water or witch!

Or like rum-running without rum....

You know what? Forget that last one it makes no sense.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, April 28, 2012 1:52 AM

MAI


Mmmm rum. Thinking some rum might help me sleep about now.

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Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:04 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Mmmm rum. Thinking some rum might help me sleep about now.



Sleep sounds good. I think I'll do some myself. With or without the rum.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012 8:06 PM

MAI


I'm having sleepus interruptus........ and we have no rum. Somehow cider just isn't as potent. Oh well I suppose being awake at 2 am allows me to catch up on all the exciting stuff I missed on the interweeb in the last 3 hours! The most interesting of all? Today is national Hidey Thread Appreciation Day! I know this because I have just now made it up!

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Thursday, May 3, 2012 9:29 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm having sleepus interruptus........ and we have no rum. Somehow cider just isn't as potent. Oh well I suppose being awake at 2 am allows me to catch up on all the exciting stuff I missed on the interweeb in the last 3 hours! The most interesting of all? Today is national Hidey Thread Appreciation Day! I know this because I have just now made it up!



Oh, no! I missed it!

And it would have been such a blast too. Party hats and confetti and horns and clacky noise makers.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 7, 2012 5:26 PM

MAI


It's ok I saved you a clacky noise maker and some cake. (but I licked off all the frosting.)

Have you seen Avengers yet? Which one is your favourite. I spent a very productive 4 hours at work polling all the geeks I know therefore I must continue to gather data.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2012 10:01 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
It's ok I saved you a clacky noise maker and some cake. (but I licked off all the frosting.)



It's ok, I have chocolate vanilla swirl frosting in this can.

Quote:

Have you seen Avengers yet? Which one is your favourite. I spent a very productive 4 hours at work polling all the geeks I know therefore I must continue to gather data.


I went Saturday even though I'm not the biggest fan of supers in general. I went for Joss and Cobie Smulders. I did enjoy the movie maybe even a little more than I thought I would. But not apparently as much as the guy next to me who kept gasping and saying things like, "Oh no he didn't"

My favorite what? Scene? When Thor, Cap. America and Morton Downey were fighting over who got to bring in Loki. Avenger? I wound up liking Iron Man more than I thought I would but the Captain America portrayal was so wonderfully layered. "I actually understood that reference!" still I think Black Widow wins since she doesn't have the god like strength or explosive arrows and so has to solve problems by actually thinking. Also Scarlet Johansson in leather.

I went in as I said in part to see Cobie and while I liked her performance well enough I never felt like there was much reason for her character to be there. But again Cobie Smulders in leather.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, May 9, 2012 9:38 AM

MAI


Yeah her character seemed out of place. My favourite is Hawkeye. (he's like Batman with arrows.....don't tell Batman I said that ok?) I wasn't all that excited to see it either. I greatly disliked the Thor movie. I liked the Captain America movie even though it was so sad. Still I think of all of them the Hawkeye should get his own movie now too!)

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Wednesday, May 9, 2012 5:20 PM

DAVESHAYNE


I didn't really get a good impression of what Hawkeye would be like when he isn't being mind controlled or overshadowed by the bruisers but if they did do a movie for him that would mean more Johannsen in that leather jump suit so I'd go.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, May 11, 2012 4:49 PM

MAI


Well, I confess at least a tiny part (maybe not so much with the tiny) reason that I liked the Hawkeye character so much is cause he looked damn good in his get up.

However..... as much as I enjoyed The Avengers we are getting dangerously close to typing about something on topic (what with Joss being the creator and all....) so perhaps we should now get back to our regularly scheduled makes-n0-sens-to-anyone-but-us-but-not-even-really-to-us-we-are-just-to-stubborn-to-stop-posting thread!

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:33 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Well, I confess



And we didn't even have to fetch the comfy chair!

Grandly I enter the hall in the mall where the ball isn't small at all. What gall.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 3:44 AM

MAI


I not so grandly follow, but break my foot as I trip and fall
in the hall in the mall where the ball isn't small at all!
"Help" I call. Though no one understands my drawl
and so, step upon me as they stampede through and break down the wall!
In the mall where the ball isn't small there comes a great grawwwwlll!
they (whoever they maybe) begin to quarrel and dance and brawl!
Stop! I loudly call, but alas no one minds me as I am not loud or tall.
I make way through the chaos in the hall in the mall where the ball isn't small
It's slow going, but I don't give up 'cause when you can't walk you crawl!

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 12:12 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
It's slow going, but I don't give up 'cause when you can't walk you crawl!



I was nearly reduced to crawling myself just now. We ran out of sugar this morning (had enough for today but nothing for tomorrow) and I can't get through the day without three cups of coffee liberally dosed with sugar. So I start walking to the grocery store to buy a bag. I get to the end of the alley when my legs decide they don't really want to be walking at all much less half a mile to the grocery store. Which is a problem but I decide that I can push through the pain - because need sugar for coffee - and press on. I get to the slightly nearer grocery store but they only have the one pound bags. No way I'm spending four bucks for one pound when I can get ten pounds for eight so I grit my teeth and walk the next block to the big grocery. And then I walk back home with a ten pound bag and already aching something fierce.

I got all but a block from home before it began raining. Not hard luckily and the sugar was thankfully not harmed.

And that's why coffee tomorrow will taste extra sweet.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:17 PM

MAI


Yipes! Hope you're legs have recovered. I actually think it's a brillant idea walking to the store to burn calories in order to make more room for sugar calories (the best kind)!!!!!!

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:34 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Yes all better. Just stiffening up after the work week I suppose. Should be much looser tomorrow.

Walking is the way to go.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:37 PM

MAI


I need to do more of the walking thing too. I climb up and down ladders at work all the time though so that should count for something!

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Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:15 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I need to do more of the walking thing too. I climb up and down ladders at work all the time though so that should count for something!



It counts for a fair amount I think. It's like using a stair master without the gym fees.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, May 18, 2012 8:11 AM

MAI


HOPPY (teeny tiny) WEEKENDMAS!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:05 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
HOPPY (teeny tiny) WEEKENDMAS!!!!!!!!



And almost time for another!

What this thread needs is a crime.

A Train Job perhaps. And then the after crime Shindig. Those are always good. We'll need to find a get away car though because mine is Out of Gas. Who will be the lookout to tell us when it's Safe?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, May 25, 2012 11:44 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Happy daveshayne's birthday everybody!

Presents are available as you enter the garden, they're mostly mathoms of some sort or other, no sneaking out the back to get seconds.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, May 28, 2012 1:57 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Day is a vestigial mode of time measurement.



David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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