Boris Yeltsin 1931 - 2007 by Khyron

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Boris Yeltsin 1931 - 2007

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UPDATED: Monday, April 23, 2007 11:47
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Monday, April 23, 2007 8:42 AM

KHYRON

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6584481.stm

So long, and thanks for all the laughs.

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

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Monday, April 23, 2007 9:22 AM

HERO

Not to get all PirateNewish but I'm fairly convinced that Boris Yeltsin died in 1994 and was replaced by an animatronic ethanol powered robot constructed by the Walt Disney Corporation.

It all comes from a visit to the Hall of Presidents in Disney World (Lincoln walks across the fracking stage) and then seeing Yeltsin walk across a similar stage in China only to then topple over in a manikin-like fashion. After that the pieces all suddenly made sense...

He was a poor leader, but man made some history. That tank business was great.

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Monday, April 23, 2007 11:47 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

In other news, shares in Smirnoff Vodka plummeted to record lows today...

It's sad news, but considering the amount he did to his body he lived to be a pretty good age. 76 is nothing to sniff at.

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