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When approaching a stop sign, whoever has the most expensive car has the right away.

You water your tiny 6 foot lawn.

Going across town requires a feat of self-control never before seen. *

Your nanny's nanny has a nanny.

Your idea of "nature" is going to the local park.

Going outside requires sunblock+glasses *

Your car costs more than your towns average income.

You think wind is exhaust coming from the car infront of you.

You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.

The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.

You know how to eat an artichoke. *

You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.

When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. *

The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought. *

Daily life revolves around celebrities

Life is measured by the volume of traffic and not years.

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

You can't remember ... Is pot illegal?

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. *

You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. *

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH ."

You can't remember .... is pot illegal?

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. *

It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. *

Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons..

The Terminator is your governor. *

HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

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