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BMW hires spokesman with 20-month erection

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012 4:53 PM

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A California man has sued BMW North America and seat maker Corbin claiming that a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW with a "ridge-like" seat has given him a "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting, USA Today reported in their weekend edition.

The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seat maker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito, according to USA Today.

The Wolf vs. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride.

The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."

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Thursday, May 3, 2012 3:46 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Well, I certainly won't disagree that driving a BMW car or bike can lead to a stiffie, especially bashing an E30 type through an autocross course to test out a rebuild and shakedown, and certainly that arousal isn't limited to those with a Y-chromosone either since chicks dig it, sure...

But the guy in question is a whiner and a moron for adding a crummy AFTERMARKET seat and then having the nerve to bitch at BMW for it.

S'funny - the reason my insurance company doesn't much like the car is that it's known to wallow pretty badly in the snow, and living in Michigan, combined with the apparent decline in driver skill and attention these days does make it an on-paper risk for them sure...
But the German attitude about that - is that it makes them more FUN!

-Frem

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Thursday, May 3, 2012 2:41 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Wait a sec... He says he can't have sex because he's got a hard-on?

He DOES know how it works, right?

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Friday, May 4, 2012 7:00 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Wait a sec... He says he can't have sex because he's got a hard-on?

He DOES know how it works, right?

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

Maybe it got too big, like a balloon?

My old football coach in high school sued a medical company because his penile implant did the same thing. Maybe the Bimmer driver had a fake wenis too?

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Friday, May 4, 2012 7:18 AM

MINCINGBEAST

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Wait a sec... He says he can't have sex because he's got a hard-on?

He DOES know how it works, right?

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

Priapism is no joke. It's some gorgon-level shit. Your junk is turned to stone, insensate, rigid yet functionless. It's exactly like impotence, only your dong is hard.

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Friday, May 4, 2012 7:19 AM

MINCINGBEAST

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Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Wait a sec... He says he can't have sex because he's got a hard-on?

He DOES know how it works, right?

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

Maybe it got too big, like a balloon?

My old football coach in high school sued a medical company because his penile implant did the same thing. Maybe the Bimmer driver had a fake wenis too?

I'm thinking more like an overripe banana than balloon, all bruised and swollen with blood.

I recommend the plaintiff lance his pee-pee to let the evil spirits out.

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Friday, May 4, 2012 9:05 AM

BYTEMITE

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Wait a sec... He says he can't have sex because he's got a hard-on?

He DOES know how it works, right?

It has to do with the blood flow. Having that much blood in there for so long is actually dangerous and damages the tissues. Like the nerves involved in the orgasm response.

Imagine it more like having a nasty blood clot or an aneurysmal distention than an erection.

The guy has probably been getting treatments to drain the blood out, but my guess is due to however he caused the condition it's recurrent.

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Monday, May 7, 2012 3:33 PM

RIONAEIRE

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I feel bad for him. It really hurts from what I've heard, its not like he's got a perpetual orgasm.

I assume you're my pal until you let me know otherwise.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya.

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