Please ignore by NEEDY

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Please ignore

POSTED BY: NEEDY
UPDATED: Sunday, January 15, 2006 16:54
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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:04 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

oops, could this be deleted? Didn't mean to start a new thread

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:49 AM

GAZERBEAM

Move along! Nothing to see here!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:50 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

LOL
*waves Jedi hand*
This isn't the thread you're looking for

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 11:47 AM

PSOLARIS

Huh? What thread?

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:40 PM

GIXXER

Damn. It's just like a "Wet Paint" sign.

You just can't not.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:42 PM

EMBERS

usually people demand 'ignore this thread'
I really appreciate the polite 'magic word'

but of course I STILL won't ignore it....

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:46 PM

RAT

You're older than you've ever been.
And now you're even older.
And now you're even older.
And now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been.
And now you're even older.
And now you're older still.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:47 PM

JOSSIZBOSS

LOL!

Reverse psychology at its best!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:47 PM

AMYLISAI

Ah, Needy, we all know you're just hoping for attention. (And by "we all" I mean all the people lucky enough to ship with Needy on Destiny Flying)

haha

it's great when I actually recognize the people who post though, even when they're just asking me to ignore them. I know that guy who wants me to ignore him! Weee!

amylisai

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:03 PM

RAT

"Son, I am able," she said, "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said, "watch me scare you, though."
Said she, "Able am I, Son."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:08 PM

ZOID

NEEDY:

Wizard much in Oz?

v/r,
-zed

P.S.
I wonder what the record is for number of replies to an "oops, didn't mean to start a new thread" thread? This looks like a job for... Team Random!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:25 PM

FOLLOWMAL

But how CAN we ignore it!????

It's impossible.

"There are many fine ways to die, and I aint' waitin' for the Alliance to choose mine." Mal

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:44 PM

PSOLARIS

ahhh

Ahhhh

AHHHHHH

CHOOOOOOOOO!

Goodness, please pardon!! *sniff sniff*

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:48 PM

FOLLOWMAL

Bless you, Psolaris!

* hands Psolaris a Kleenex*

Hope you're not catching a cold!

Oh, my!

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:17 PM

ZOID

Rat:

Yeah, but "Beloved" isn't a palindrome. How about 'Anna' or 'Elle'.. Or 'Mom'?

Quizziuq-ally,
-zed
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"I made you the enclosed to keep you warm on your travels. Hope to hear from you soon, love, mother." -Jayne Cobb, Firefly, "The Message"

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 2:19 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
NEEDY:

Wizard much in Oz?

v/r,
-zed

P.S.
I wonder what the record is for number of replies to an "oops, didn't mean to start a new thread" thread? This looks like a job for... Team Random!

Okay, you totally confused me with that wizard comment

But I'm very intrigued by your question regarding longest pointless thread... and so I'm going to do my best to kickstart this thread again so that we can make it LONGEST. NEEDLESS. THREAD. EVER.

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 2:55 AM

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Please ignore just gets folks attention.

That's like saying, "Don't look now." "Don't turn around now."

Had to look. Just had to.

Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:13 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

or "Don't look down". Yeah I know, though it was an honest mistake. I didn't want this thread... now I don't want this thread to go away

"Long live the pointless thread!"

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:24 AM

FLYWITHMECAPTN

Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
or "Don't look down". Yeah I know, though it was an honest mistake. I didn't want this thread... now I don't want this thread to go away

"Long live the pointless thread!"

lol, NEEDY

Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:30 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

If it is at the top with 18 replies... I don't care if it says "Click this thread and your gonna explode" I'm in...

U gonna be smart here riva?!?

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:45 AM

CAUSAL

This looks like a nice open thread in which to perfect my Michael Flatley impression.

*riverdances through the thread*

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:47 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

I didn't realise that "Don't forget to call him "Sir." He likes that." was your sig for a minute and that you actually put that referring to the Pointless Thread. I was about to start calling it Sir Pointless Thread

lol!

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 3:52 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

pdcharles - If the thread was called "Click this thread and your gonna explode" , I'd definitely want to read it! I'm a sucker for threateningly-titled threads

Causal - Feel free to do what you want, in fact I'm going to perform my tribal dance to Star Wars music

*does a bizarre dance*

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:10 AM

FOLLOWMAL

* pops in to see what's going on NOW... and discovers dancing... watches for a few moments, then leaves........ but I WILL BE BACK... can't help myself!*

Operative:
"...You're fighting a war you cannot win."
Mal:
"Yeah, I'm known for that."

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:23 AM

WILDHARE

It's like a motor accident I have to look. I'm so ashamed. Really I am... sighs

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:25 AM

CYBERSNARK

*feels left out*

*does dance of joy*

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:36 AM

FREELANCEPILOT

It's not my birthday, it's not today.
It's not my birthday so why do you lunge out at me.
when the word comes down, nevermore will be around
though i wish, you were there, it was less than we could bear, and i'm not the only dust my mother raised.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 7:16 AM

QUEENOFTHENORTH

Yup, putting please ignore on a thread is like putting "don't pull" on a fire alarm . . . you just can't help yourself.

Dancing, huh?

*does notoriously famous butt-shaking dance through thread*

"I'm having one of those things - a headache with pictures."

"Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here!"

Like books? Go to this thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=14862
to find out how to buy mine!

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 2:03 PM

PSOLARIS

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
*feels left out*

*does dance of joy*

You're not left out Cyber! I'll dance with ya!!

*does dance of joy with Cyber*

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 2:08 PM

TANSTAAFL28

Isn't this sort of like putting up a "Wet Paint" sign?

"Adam, Eve, do whatever you want here, just don't eat the lucious fruit from that tree over yonder..."

"You can't take the sky from me..."

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:24 PM

ZOID

NEEDY:

Ahem...

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" -The Great and Powerful Oz.

...Who was wizarding in Oz, at the time he said it. I thought it was perfectly clear.

Oz-scurely,

zoid
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"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom." -The Great and Powerful Oz, The Wizard of Oz

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:56 PM

PIFFLE101

Never title a thread "Please ignore"..pfft... You know we cant resist!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 10:44 PM

ANDRE83

This is why browncoats are strange.

You can open an entirely emty thread, and in 2 minutes you'll have a full on discussion :P

Jayne: All those years of preacher training, getting knocked out by one bounty hunter
Book: Oh, dont get me wrong. I gave him a hell of a fight
Jayne: Epic i'm guessing

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Friday, January 13, 2006 12:04 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Ah, the pointless thread. A sure sign that your posting board has spun totally and utterly out of control :)

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Friday, January 13, 2006 1:49 AM

CBY

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Ah, the pointless thread. A sure sign that your posting board has spun totally and utterly out of control :)

Now that we have the room you could explain what a "desktophippie" is - Sitting naked in front of the monitor with flowers in your hair?

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http://www.byond-trax.com - my selfmade ambient/lounge/chillout music

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Friday, January 13, 2006 2:08 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I teach computers. And I'm a bit of a new age hippie. I use the name Desktop Hippie because I specialise in teaching people terrified of computers, promoting peace and harmony with their PCs. Man.

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Friday, January 13, 2006 3:03 AM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Ah, the pointless thread. A sure sign that your posting board has spun totally and utterly out of control :)

well it is a tradition here, where Haken will not allow anyone to delete a thread accidently opened...

in fact, if anyone ever does accidently open a thread and wishes for it to be ignored,
they should not ask
(and should never DEMAND) that it be ignored...

if they just attached some lame topic to it then it is much more likely to be ignored...
editing the title to be something like (hmmmm?)

What is Book's big secret?

What is in Inara's syringe?

Did Jubile Early live?

Let's sign a petition!

How can we revive the TV show?

(okay, sorry just too early in the morning for me to be funny...so I'm going for bitter & snarky instead)

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watch the R. Tam Session vids: http://www.hittarivertam.nu/
and buy the 'Serenity' comics published by Dark Horse
have you checked out this thread?:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=15816

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Friday, January 13, 2006 3:09 AM

CAUSAL

Oh, Embers, don't be bitter and snarky! Come on, you can riverdance with me. Or...not so much with the dancing?

hmmmm....perhaps if you just sit quietly while I dance...

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Friday, January 13, 2006 4:37 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

NEEDY:

Ahem...

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" -The Great and Powerful Oz.

...Who was wizarding in Oz, at the time he said it. I thought it was perfectly clear.

Oz-scurely,

zoid
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"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom." -The Great and Powerful Oz, The Wizard of Oz

Sorry, my bad. I haven't seen Wizard of Oz in years so had no idea of the similarity to a quote.
I feel so ashamed, quotes are usually my thing

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Friday, January 13, 2006 6:03 AM

ZOID

Andre83 wrote:

Quote:
...You can open an entirely emty thread, and in 2 minutes you'll have a full on discussion :P

...about absolutely nothing.

I like it. Screw 'substance'. It's highly overrated.

v/r,
-zed
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Russell Dalrymple: "So, what have you guys come up with?"
Jerry: "Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself..."
George: "May I...?"
Jerry: "Go ahead."
George: "I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: Nothing."
Russell Dalrymple: "Nothing?"
George: "Nothing!"
Russell Dalrymple: "What does that mean?"
George: "The show is about nothing!"
-from Seinfeld, A TV show, prescient of this thread...

(NB: Even though Seinfeld was about 'nothing', it was infinitely more substantive and entertaining than all the 'reality' shows combined. Does that seem right to you?)

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Friday, January 13, 2006 6:59 AM

ALLARTICULATE

Did somebody say palindrome?

Go hang a salami - I'm a lasagna hog!

You can't take the sky from me

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Friday, January 13, 2006 9:31 AM

CASUALTY

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
NEEDY:

P.S.
I wonder what the record is for number of replies to an "oops, didn't mean to start a new thread" thread? This looks like a job for... Team Random!

Did someone mention Team Random?!!

Zoid! I havn't bumped into you in ages round here! For so long that I had forgotten how much I missed you!

Team Random are the lords of all the pointless posts. We have threads and threads of them. Occasionally we have important things to say but being random is much more fun!

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourets
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!
"I've got £141. What you got bitch?"

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Friday, January 13, 2006 11:03 AM

MALICIOUS

(Mal-Licious whines to Zoid)

Zoid,

Why isn't everyone staying on topic? Don't they know about the thread-Nazi??

And DeskTop Hippie,

It took me quite a while to figure out that your name wasn't Deskto Phippie......

Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Friday, January 13, 2006 6:00 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

We are always, in all ways, nowhere. Now. Here.

"Kaylee, find that kid that's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus; we need a hood ornament."

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Friday, January 13, 2006 8:00 PM

ZOID

'Lishy!

Is it really you?! I've missed you somethin' chronic. I thought you'd packed it in for good, like some others who shall remain nameless, tho' ne'er forgotten.

It's so good to know you're hereabouts. You been hanging out in the 'lotus eater' threads? I rarely even lurk those.

In any case, it's good to 'hear' your 'voice' again.

And no need to worry about the 'thread Nazi' anymore. He's mostly hanging on the "Cleavage!" thread over on the reconstituted NOB (serenitymovie.org). And how would *I* know he haunts the bosomage thread? Er... Well... I am a heterosexual male, after all. If the ladies are walkin' their sweater puppies, I'm paying attention (and wrecking the car, and walking into a pool fully clothed, and unable to remember what I was just saying, and...).

Of course, you'd undoubtedly rout them, goddess that you are; but, some of those girls are loaded for bear, and don't care who knows it.

Wow. I think I just hijacked my own post. Ah, the power of cheese(cake)...

Fondlely,

zoid
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"I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDBOF'

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Friday, January 13, 2006 11:23 PM

UNSARDONIC

Quote:
Originally posted by allarticulate:
Did somebody say palindrome?

I DO believe they did... and they didn't even have the good fortune to do so "'ere they saw Elba."

Able was I before I became a "stupid, inbred stack of meat."

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Saturday, January 14, 2006 6:05 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
It took me quite a while to figure out that your name wasn't Deskto Phippie......

Well, when I put my name in, I initially had the D and H in upper case. I'd forgotten that all the names display as uppercase. I should have gone for Desktop_Hippie instead. Never mind!

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Saturday, January 14, 2006 7:33 PM

RAT

This poem is called Trucker's Coffee: the Legend of Highway 17B.

I was driving down the highway past 17B
Sipping trucker's coffee from Teke & B's
Pulling a bedful of apples due for lumber land
Not a care in the world, just time on my hands

So I pulled into another truck stop, in some tiny town
And saw four hitchhikers not making a sound
They were dressed like hippies, from another time
But acting like mimes, flashing silent peace signs

Although these kids bugged me, I knew I'd give `em a ride
And at the checkout counter I pulled one aside
But he just tossed me a travel mug and started to laugh
A silent laugh, like mimes when they laugh
And that mime stuff was getting a little bit tired
When the three other hippies waved me outside

And I couldn't believe what I saw with my eyes
In the parking lot stood twenty glowing semis
It was a hippie truck convention, all crazy with lights
Swirling all around like Biology slides
All the kids were so silent, they made not a sound
Even as the semis all bounced up and down
There was a Kenworth rig all done up in orange
Like the Ken Keysey bus with kids on the door hinge
There was a Peterbilt tanker poppin' wheelies and a-leaking
Some kind of Kool-Aid from a hole in the ceiling
One truck was on fire and spinning around
Some praying hippies kneeling on the ground

"This dream sequence is over!" I declared, "And I need a buck.
I gotta deliver these apples," and I jumped back in my truck
I was then heading back down highway 17
Thinking about the hippies and the stuff I'd just seen
Back to Teke & B's just to have another cup
And I told them about the truck stop just a few miles up

Now Teke just started laughing, but B had to explain
He said "Son, you've been through Bethel, let me tell you `bout the rain
See, a few years back they had a big rock show
And half the hippies living said they had to go
Some say something slipped into our water supply
And every now and then, when our well gets dry
We might get a taste of some hippie brew
But it's in the well water, and there's nothing to do
So it gets in our coffee, and every couple of nights
You might see a mirage or run a red light"

"So that was just a dream?" I said disbelieving
"What about this travel mug?" I pulled out from my sleeve

"Oh, that's your souvenir," he said with a grin
But I wouldn't use it unless you're tucked in
`Cause you don't know what'll happen or what you will see
Drinking trucker's coffee on Highway 17B."

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Saturday, January 14, 2006 7:55 PM

ONLYFOOTPRINTS

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I teach computers. And I'm a bit of a new age hippie. I use the name Desktop Hippie because I specialise in teaching people terrified of computers, promoting peace and harmony with their PCs. Man.

Far out! PC peace and harmony. Nope! It'll last only until the next release of Windows.

So many worlds. So little time.

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Saturday, January 14, 2006 8:39 PM

BROWNFIELDCOAT

What!? No Freightliner?
Really, tho, that's a groovy little poem. Is it yours? or, Where's it from?

Also, what a great thread. "Please ignore" Just screams to be read.

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