CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #9 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #9

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UPDATED: Sunday, January 22, 2006 20:11
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:11 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Congratulations to last week's bearer of Tightpants!
CHRISPV has been to the edge and gone bibbledy over it by a single vote! Here's the winning caption:

Yep, that's your trouble right there. Ya got yourself a mutated cannibal stuck right up in the ol' intake. Little devils'll dart right out in front of ya, and next thing ya know BAM! Right though the engine.

Mind the speed limit in Reaverspace folks! Now then, we move onto week 9 of C2T with a fun new image of my favorite pilot and our Cappy!

MAL: Ever since Wash died, Zoe saved up for a Washbot.
WASHBOT(monotone): Some-people-juggle-geese-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Wacky-fun-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh-god-oh-god-we're-all-gonna-*zzzzzzztpop!*-gonna-gonna-*zzzt*-die.
MAL: Morbid AND creepifyin'. *sigh*

Now you do remarkable things!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 7:23 AM

THEREAVER

Mal could tell by the shocked look on Wash's face that the laxatives had kicked in.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:20 AM

SERYN

*bump*

(this bump shal be replaced with a caption just as soon as my tired lil ole brain dredges one up)

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:35 AM

GAZERBEAM

Quote:

WASH: Woah, good weed.
MAL: Wash! Are you stoned?
WASH: Wash isn't here, man...
MAL: Maybe that's why we're going so slow...

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If you remembre the sixties, you didn't live through them.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:41 AM

GAZERBEAM

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:

Mal got worried because the last time Wash sneezed, they lost the primary buffer panel.

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"If you remembre the sixties, you didn't live through them."

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:42 AM

CITIZEN

Mal: Wash have you seen my gun, I left it on your seat?
Wash(Pained):no

Or

Wash knew it was a mistake betting his drinking buddies that he could con someone into thinking he was a pilot...

Or

Mal: Whadda ya mean you forged your pilot's License?
Wash: It's okay, I'm getting the hang of it now, left a bit, right a bit, straighten 'er up...

Or

Wash: Sir it appears we're being followed, by the outland revenue?
Mal:Oh Gossi

Or

Wash was beginning to think he had pushed it a little too far with the Mal loves Inara jokes...

And Finally...

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
*bump*

Mal: What was that bump?
Wash: I think we just ran over Seryn sir!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 12:03 PM

SPACEHOPPER

Mal: Wash, I need speak with Zoe and I can't gorram find her! Have you seen her?

:: Wash tries hard not to look down or groan in pleasure. ::

Wash: Uhh... no...

Sorry, I have a dirty mind

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 12:05 PM

JADEHAND

*rubs Seryn's Bumpted head*
*gets her an Ice pack*

Wash quietly prays Mal won't notice.

Mal: Wash! gorramit where's Rexie the T-Rex?
Wash: Sorry Mal, it's the turbulance from the lack of a primary buffer panel. He fell.
Mal: Well, I better get some tape from the infirmary for him.
Wash: Send Jayne for it, that's always fun.

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 2:21 PM

MUTT999

Mal: Define "interesting"!!
Wash: A state of curiosity or concern about....
Joss(OS): CUT!! Take ten while I do a quick rewrite.
Mal and Wash: SUMMER!!!

"That's the buffet table....."

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 3:42 PM

BLUEISHBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Mal: Define "interesting"!!
Wash: A state of curiosity or concern about....
Joss(OS): CUT!! Take ten while I do a quick rewrite.
Mal and Wash: SUMMER!!!

AHAHAHAHA!! *falls off her chair* Thats ones awesome :)

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Hoplessly addicted but in that good sort of way. :)

"When the stars shine bright through the engine's trail and the dust of another world drops behind,
when my ship is free of the open sky its a damn good day to my way of mind." - Michelle Dockrey

SCAD/Savannah,GA Browncoat

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 4:24 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: Get us outta here, We need to get somewhere… somewhere…

Wash : somewhere… Lets see… somewhere where I can be Impaled!

Mal: Wha?

Wash: Impaled! Impaled, I say!!!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:17 PM

MANTICHORUS

MAL: *snf, snf* "Wash, did you just break wind?"
WASH: "No Mal, why'd you think that?"

OR

WASH: "OHMIGOD, Mal! We're being chased by the entire Alliance fleet!"
MAL: "Wha'? Wash, that's just congealed snot on the radar!"

OR

Wash felt the full wrath of Mal's telekinetic "hell's-sphincter-release" technique.

OR

Mal was not amused by Wash's excellent Kenneth Williams impression.

OR

MAL: "Hey Wash, like the new jumpsuit. Looks like it musta cost a bundle. D'you know what happened to the rest of our takings from the sale of the Lassiter?"
WASH: "Uhhh..."

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:33 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wash: Eep!
Mal: What?
Wash: Ow...just...ow...found my...ow...missing toy dinosaur...

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:33 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

WASH(over the comm):"Yeah, did you hear about Mal at the New Years party? Got piss drunk, started hitting on anything that moved...wait...he's standing behind me, isn't he?"

OR

WASH:"Like, Scoob, are you saying there's like a ghost behind me or something?"

MAL:"Not quite..."

WASH:"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

OR

MAL:"Wash, you're drivings been a bit off today..."

WASH:"I'm a leaf on the wind, but i'm kindof sore..."

OR

WASH:"MAL!!I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED A BACK SPACESHIP DRIVER!!!"

OR

MAL:"Get outta the seat Wash, i'm flying. You've had too many of those "Oaty Bars" today..."

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:44 AM

CBY

Mal: "Next time you and Kaylee pull a crazy Ivan for fun don't do it while I am having a cup of coffee. Now I am a real browncoat."

EDIT: First version was too low.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:51 AM

JAYRO

As Washburne processed the news that his wife was pole-dancing in the cargo bay, Reynolds prepared to do a runner.

OR

Mal: "Wash, have you been up all gorram night watchin' those Firefly shows again?"
Wash: "There's no place I can be/Since I found Serenityyyy..."

OR

Mal was growing suspicious of Wash's assertion that his plants were 'just to add some colour to the bridge'.

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"Just get us on the ground."
"That part'll happen, pretty definitely."

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 7:08 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

WASH: What do you mean you had co-ed showers in the army?
MAL: Umm...like I said, she's a fine woman...and on that note, I-i-i-i-i'm outta here!

OR

WASH: You might want to clear the deck, sir.
MAL: Why? This is my gorram ship.
WASH: I ate all the oaty bars, and they're *brraaaap!* back with a vengeance! *brrraaaap*
MAL: Yes, leaving now...

OR

MAL: DON'T MOVE! You got a space bug on you! I'll be right back with my gun...
WASH: GUN?!?!!

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 7:37 PM

THESOAPBOXER

Quote:

Wash: Have I ever told you how much I love this chair, Mal? Seriously, you could pin me here with a large, wooden stake and I honestly would not mind.

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Wash: Aruba, Jamaica, Ooh I wanna take ya.

Mal: I'm taking down these palm trees right now.

Juhguh JEE HUA jun kuhPAH!

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 8:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Come again?
WASH: Vampire...dunno why, but I feel the need to tell people I am NOT a vampire.
MAL: Not sure I am fully comprehending here.
WASH: I just had a sudden feeling someone out in the 'Verse wants to drive a large wooden stake through me.

OR

WASH: Mal?
MAL: Yeah, Wash?
WASH: Tell me again the story about Joss Whedon, please?
MAL: Um, I think you've heard it enough. Besides you keep having nightmares about being "slayed" and I am--(yelling into the hall)WHAT? BE RIGHT THERE! Sorry, Wash. Captainy things, y'know...(runs away)
WASH: Huh? I heard nothing...hello???

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:39 PM

THESOAPBOXER

Quote:

Wash: Hey, Mal! How does this sound? "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I blow around a little bit, get raked into a pile of other leaves, and then get set on fire in the autumn."

Mal: Uhh, keep working on it.

___________________________
Juhguh JEE HUA jun kuhPAH!

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:25 AM

MANTICHORUS

Mal was furious when he realised that his pilot was really a puppet.

OR

Mal gets his revenge on Wash when he wires up the chair to the electrics.

OR

MAL: "You been talkin' to the Shepherd, Wash?"
WASH: "What? I said a leaf, Mal, not belief."

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 6:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: Do you know what your sin is?
WASH: Trusting Joss?

OR

WASH: Mal, how upset would you be if someone, say, told you the rest of the crew were accidentally sucked out of the cargo bay into space?
MAL: Pretty gorram upset, why?
WASH: Oh, no reason really. *ulp!*

OR

The SMILE TIME puppets became very advanced in the future.

OR

WASH: Mal?
MAL: Yeah, Wash?
WASH: I thought you said Book was dead when we strapped him to the nose of our home?
MAL: He was. We honored him. Why are we still debating this?
WASH: Because he's banging on the windshield right now and he looks very...unShephardy...

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 7:40 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Wash: sigh...and that's why I can't eat blue M&Ms.
Mal: ...

I know that's not funny in the least, but I can't eat blue M&Ms. I can't. I leave them in the bag.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:01 AM

BOWIE

Wash sings: "Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse, Fruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your..."

Mal: "What in the Goram world are you singing?"

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:01 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
MAL:"Wash, you're drivings been a bit off today..."

WASH:"I'm a leaf on the wind, but i'm kindof sore..."

ohmigosh! That's very VERY funny!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:31 AM

CHOLLETT

Wash: "I'm sorry Mal."
Mal: "For what?"
Wash: "No, i'm SORRY, Mal."
Mal: "Wha...OH GO-SE! CLEAR THE DECK!"

OR

Wash: "Uhh....Mal?"
Mal: "Yeah?"
Wash: "Isn't the 'verse filled only with Alliance, Independent, and Reaver ships?"
Mal: "To the best of my knowledge, yes."
Wash: "So could you please tell me why there's this bald guy hailing us from a ship that looks like a dinner plate with legs?"

OR

Mal: "Wash, have you seen Simon and River?"
Wash: "Have you tried the placemat in the kitchen?"

OR

Wash was hit with the sudden realisation that he had forgotten to take down the bucket of oatmeal above the door.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 11:06 AM

MATTIE

Mal: Wash, have the ship ready to go when I get
back.
Wash: Will do, Mal.
There's a pause followed by a very loud fart from Wash.
Mal: What the gorramn hell! Tell me you didn't eat that leftover bau for breakfast!

Wacky fun!

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Thursday, January 12, 2006 11:49 AM

LOOTZEE

Mal was unrepentant about tuning the ships radio to the 24 hour "Hanson" sing along marathon

MMMBOP

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Friday, January 13, 2006 5:33 AM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
WASH: Mal?
MAL: Yeah, Wash?
WASH: I thought you said Book was dead when we strapped him to the nose of our home?
MAL: He was. We honored him. Why are we still debating this?
WASH: Because he's banging on the windshield right now and he looks very...unShephardy...

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h- *cough,cough,cough* That was hi-larious... That's the one I'd vote for...

*ZZZT*
MAL: "What was that?!"
WASH (fried): "Large. Static. Build-up."

OR EXTENDED VERSION

*ZZZT*
MAL: "What was that?!"
WASH (fried): "Large. Static. Build-up. Made. Me. Talk. Like. William. Shatner."

OR

WASH: "Is this the human value you call 'friendship'?"
MAL: "Don't give me the Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning."

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Friday, January 13, 2006 8:12 AM

CHRISPV

Yay! Thanks for the votes, all you voting type people! And now, in my rather pathetic attempt to make it a streak...

Quote:

**Sometime in 2002**

Alan: Well the new ratings look...interesting.
Nathan: Define "interesting?"
Alan: Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna be jobless?
Joss: I'll take it!

or

Mal finally recognizes the patch on Wash's jumpsuit, realizing that he is, in fact, a fugitive X-Man...

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Friday, January 13, 2006 4:14 PM

CHOLLETT

WASH: "How's this for this week's? *ahem* Me: "We've got some Reavers ahead of us, Cap'n." You: "How many are there?" Me: "Lo-" "
MAL: "GORRAMIT WASH! One more Shaun of the Dead caption and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I WILL END YOU!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, January 13, 2006 4:48 PM

ENGINEANGEL

WASH: ahhh Ahhh AHHH!!
MAL: Wash, don't you dare sneeze!! You do and we all nose dive into the ground!!!
(WASH TRIES TO HOLD IT IN)
WASH (barely moving his lips): Mal, i'm tryin' not to, but if i even blink i'm gonna sneeze! what do i do!!!??
MAL: oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die...

There ya go. Stay shiny!
EngineAngel

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Friday, January 13, 2006 6:59 PM

NUCKLES87

Wash: Wow, is that woman flashing us?

Mal: I do beleive she is.

How's my firefly speak? Good? Bad? Fee-oo?

...It's fee-oo isn't it?

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Friday, January 13, 2006 8:30 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Mal: What in the (Chinese) are we headed for, Wash?
Wash: Sucking us in! Can't avoid it! We're all gonna die! Send Joss a wave that we did our best -- it's LINT!

FloralBunny
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:02 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry for the lateness, folks, but I have been playing with pieces of 2 computers to make 1 funtional (to my high standards of course), and now I am there, so without further ado:

VOTING TIME!!!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/959954
Vote for the 2 captions you like best!

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:25 PM

OCELOT

Hey, quick question:

The pic at the very top, with the caption you all voted for....what was that from?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:40 PM

LVS2READ

Ocelot,

That first pic is from the BDM during the scene when they're being chased by Reavers planetside. It's tough to see unless you have the DVD and pause it.

"I love my captain."

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 6:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

It is also in the first trailer, but only for a split second.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:58 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:

Mal: "Wash, have you seen Simon and River?"
Wash: "Have you tried the placemat in the kitchen?"

Why does that sound familiar to me?

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:10 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

I know I'm too late, but I only just now thought of something.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Wash, your wife just told me something kinda disturbing. It seems she wants a baby now.

Wash: Well, she and I have been talking about having...

Mal(interupting): You misunderstand, she said she wants a baby NOW. She also said you have 2 minutes to get in your bunk before she goes calling on Jayne.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 2:55 PM

CHOLLETT

BUMP

and also..

Thanks TCM for the prize! I got it a couple days ago, haven't stopped wearing it since (well, i've washed it, and i don't wear it at night, but you get the idea). The button that came with is never coming off my coat. :P

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 5:50 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Thanks TCM for the prize! I got it a couple days ago, haven't stopped wearing it since (well, i've washed it, and i don't wear it at night, but you get the idea). The button that came with is never coming off my coat. :P

Yer welcome! Thanks for playing the game and helping make it shiny! Enjoy the shirt, it is the last of it's kind (CP got fidgety and made me take down the design).

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 7:22 PM

CHOLLETT

Nooo! But why?
Was anything else taken down?

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:04 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

About 25 different designs. Some I've replaced, the rest can be considered "collector's items" now. :/

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:11 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wash perfected the art of flying with his eyes opened. Too bad he never figured out a way to stop the talking in his sleep.

Wash: Jayne... t-rex... oaty bar...
Mal: WASH!
Wash: The planet is right here *looks around* over there!

Keep shiny!

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