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Originally posted by themantheycalledJames:
Not only was Serenity one of the best movies of 2005 but it ends one of the greatist philosofical debates of our generation...pirates v Ninja

Mal=Scifi Pirate
Operative=Scifi Ninja

there you have it Pirates win...and Ninjas are "Whiners"

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Originally posted by Urotsukidoji:
pirates are nothing but scurvy infested, stanky ass, illiterate roustabouts. their cheap rusty cutlasses would shatter against a ninja's sword, assuming the pirates heard the ninjas sneaking up in time to draw their pathetic swords, which they wouldn't.

oh, and Reavers are basically space pirates, and River is a ninja ballerina, so do the math on that. Ninjas will always reign supreme.

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Originally posted by Kizyr:
Now, masters can die. So when the ninja's master dies, he becomes useless.

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Originally posted by parker6097:
The real question is, astronauts or cavemen? :)

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ScorpionRegent wrote:

Interesting question. It seems to me that neither is prone to fight fair.

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Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:


Is there a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful?

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Originally posted by 13:
Lets make this interesting...a four-for-all, pirate (no candy-ass Orlando Blooms) vs ninja vs vampire with a soul vs Simon with twenty kgs of painkillers. Send results of the fights winners and descriptions of this epic battle to: she18@clearview.ab.ca

Personally, I think Angel would win.

I think a little chaos is in order.

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Originally posted by Hydragon:
The Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate is just a cover-up for the REAL argument.


Vampire Slayers vs. Psychic Ballerinas

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Originally posted by Hydragon:
The Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate is just a cover-up for the REAL argument.


Vampire Slayers vs. Psychic Ballerinas

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Of course, there's also Vampire Slayers Vs. Space Bandits.

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Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
Or the ULTIMATE battle. Malcolm Reynolds vs. Chuck Norris. Who'd win? The swordsmaster or the master of the roundhouse kick?

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Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
Or the ULTIMATE battle. Malcolm Reynolds vs. Chuck Norris. Who'd win? The swordsmaster or the master of the roundhouse kick?

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Nathan Fillion beats Chuck Norris.

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Originally posted by otma:
The rule of ninjas is that the power of any given ninja is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas present on the same side. In any movie where there are armies of ninja, they are not very impressive, but a single ninja in a movie is almost godlike. This is why ninjas sometimes go rogue and leave their clans. By going solo, they become much more powerful. Their clan starts hunting them down, but who cares? since they left, they can kick their clan's butt solo. The one exception is if they are old and have a student. Then they get killed to spur the student on to revenge.
In any case, pirates, by contrast, operate in crews. A solo pirate, however (ex; Errol Flynn) can often kick butt on pirate crews. The rule doesn't apply as uniformly as it does to ninjas, but still has some truth to it.
Thus, one ninja always beats many pirates. One pirate always beats many ninjas. Many ninjas vs. many pirates would be a big, messy fight, a toss up. One ninja vs one pirate would be very impressive, and the outcome will depend on who is directing, and which role has the cooler star.

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Originally posted by themantheycalledJames:
Swords versus cannons ...not a fair fight

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Originally posted by themantheycalledJames:
Ninjas are not Jedi they can't redirect ****
plus the Pirates would fire another cannonball at them!

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