THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #28-Whedon-ccentric! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #28-Whedon-ccentric!

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 8:24 PM

Hello to all!

We have a first-time winner, as DAVESHAYNE picks up honours for this past week's round:

NATHAN:"Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubl...What do you mean that isn't the line. Aren't we doing the Scottish Play? Alright who's the joker that switched my script?

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Congratulations as always!

Now for a first!On this game anyhow...I'm not sure if he's been on the other (on screen, anyhow...)

JOSS WHEDON!!

JOSS:"Hey look! I get my own heading!Shiny!"

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 8:31 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Whedon's audition tape for the part of Badger makes clear the reason Mark Sheppard was cast in his place.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, March 27, 2006 7:23 AM

CHOLLETT

Joss: "Could someone PLEASE get rid of this thing? It keeps poking me in the chest like it wants something..."

OR

Joss (British): "I had this idea for a show..."

OR

Joss: "So this one day i was walking down the street and this Nathan Fillion guy comes up to me and says: "I want to be the Captain in your show." I say: "This is an audition for the role of Angel in Buffy. There's no Captain." A few years later though, when Firefly came along, i remembered him, and, well....."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 7:33 AM

ORPHEUS

"I thought I told those punks over at effects to title me THE Creator!"

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Monday, March 27, 2006 7:39 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Coming up next on Wanted: Dead or Alive!

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Monday, March 27, 2006 7:44 AM

VERASNEWOWNER

The Joss puppet that Joss placed in his Fox Network office when Serenity was green-lit was so convincing that even today, thinking that he is giving silent treatment, they still attempt to interview him.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 9:39 AM

THESOAPBOXER

Interviewer: (O.S.) Oh, dreadfully sorry, Mr. Whedon. We seem to have caught you at a bad time. You clearly haven't bathed or shaved in some time now so... Oh. That's how you always look? Okay... moving along...

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
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Monday, March 27, 2006 9:49 AM

ARAMINA

Joss: (pause) Sorry, could you repeat that please? For a minute there I thought you said you were going to pay me to make a movie.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 9:59 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

"Hey d'you hear bells...?... Yea..I hear bells!... It's the Ice cream van!"

Or

"Hey no wait that was not me I swear..."

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Monday, March 27, 2006 10:55 AM

ORPHEUS

MEDIC (O.S.): "Mr. Whedon, how many fingers am I holding up?"

JOSS: "Dozens?"

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Monday, March 27, 2006 11:09 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Joss: *gazing at the screen, sings softly* Fruuuity Oaty bars / make a man out of a mouse...

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Monday, March 27, 2006 12:17 PM

SERYN

Joss goes over the Extended Inara Sponge-bathing Scene.

yeah.....*sigh* uuh... right.... editing.....

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 1:10 PM

SICKDUDE

Joss: Yeah, I knew Jack Abramoff... Paid him a lot of money to sell my show to Fox, as a matter of fact.

"It's a cow."

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Monday, March 27, 2006 1:57 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
We have a first-time winner, as DAVESHAYNE picks up honours for this past week's round:

Woah, how did that happen? First off I'd like to thank the academy and all of the little people who made this captioning award possible: The leprechauns, the pixies, the faeries, boggies, brownies, sprites, goblins, gremlins, and of course the elfs. I couldn't have done it without you.

So, who else want's to put on some Procoll Harem, eat a bowl of Chunky Monkey, and check out my collection of blacklight posters?

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 27, 2006 2:22 PM

N0SKILLZ

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
We have a first-time winner, as DAVESHAYNE picks up honours for this past week's round:

Woah, how did that happen? First off I'd like to thank the academy and all of the little people who made this captioning award possible: The leprechauns, the pixies, the faeries, boggies, brownies, sprites, goblins, gremlins, and of course the elfs. I couldn't have done it without you.

Wow that deserves another award, lol.. *laughs* the boogies *snorts* like THEY do ANYTHING! lol.

now onto my first quote in quite a few threads...

Joss: Firefly... Firefly.. umm... nope doesn't ring a bell. Is that one of mine?

-or-

It was at this time that Joss realized that he was mostly responsible for the atrosity that was Alien Resurection/

-or-

*Joss, waking up, looks around*
Joss: Wait where am I? This isnt my office! Who are you?! and where are my pants?!?!?!

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Monday, March 27, 2006 3:07 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Going back in time to the old Person to Person show...

Edward R. Murrow voice OS: Mr. Whedon, if you are an Executive Producer, why is it you can't produce executives who will put Firefly back on the air?

(Oh, gorrammit, this photo makes me want to cry tears, gather the guy into my arms and mother him for a while....)

bun
-- bastards singed my television show --
----- why's the rum gone?-----

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Monday, March 27, 2006 3:24 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"How drunk am I YoSafBridge?"

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

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Monday, March 27, 2006 6:41 PM

CHOLLETT

Joss: "Here are some of my latest culinary masterpieces. These balls come from a secret Schwetty family recipe. No-one can resist my Schwetty balls."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 3:45 AM

SAB39

Joss: Use of a swhat?

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 9:33 AM

FITZ

Joss whedon's love bot (who is in fact a replica of joss):

"fox killed my show nathan, killed it with a sword. (i thought this was the most appropriate way to tell u.)"

or

I want a coin - ope-rat-ed - boy (dresden dolls any1?)

or

Look at that face. That man is the creator of the best entertaiment in the history of man. Better than Bach, better than Stanisvlaski, that is the mighty joss! Doesnt exactly fullfill you with confidence does it.

or

at that moment the front of Joss's face swung open to reveal the tiny but highly intelligent cockroach that had been living inside Joss's head pumping brilliant an witty thoughts into his head

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 3:23 PM

CHOLLETT

Joss: "You want to know if i require the use of a swhat? .......se.....quel?" *tears*

OR

Joss: "Hi Nathan! Joss here, wishing you a happy birthday! Here's your present....."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 7:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Joss: I do the job. Then it gets canceled.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle--
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 8:31 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Okay...let's see if I can't toss one out there:

(Morena, Gina, Jewel and Summer are offscreen talking to Joss)

Morena (OS, to Joss): So...what do think of our presentation? Do you think it will get the execs and Fox and Universal to see our point?

Joss: Uh....I'll be in my bunk (jumps out of his chair and runs off)

Jewel (OS): I told ya doing a "Naked News" style pitch was a bad idea!

Gina (OS): Have to side with Jewel here, Morena.

Summer (OS): Who do think he was looking at before he ran off...

BEB

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 9:16 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Joss: Uh....I'll be in my bunk (jumps out of his chair and runs off)
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Heh, Yo-Saf-Brigadier!! Nice scenario.

JOSS: So Nathan had a plan where Inara would light incense and we'd pray for a hit movie and a series. But something went slightly askew. SLiTHER is a huge hit and Nathan's been asked to reprise Bill Pardy in a series. It's "Mayberry" with latex...(sobs)

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:18 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JOSS:"You saw the original Buffy movie?...And LIKED IT?!?!"

Bumpage!

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:52 PM

LUVMYVERA

Joss recreates the puffy face that he gave the studios to get Serenity made. How can you resist those eyes?!

"Let's be bad guys"

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Saturday, April 1, 2006 12:16 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

You know what time it is!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=974972&sparkKey=19ba35f
e8551a9a6b02771dbf9ec6608b0

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Sunday, April 2, 2006 7:13 AM

TOWELIE

Another Sunday afternoon at the Sunnydale Hills Home for Cancelled Writers

Men of Honour - No...No it's not...

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Sunday, April 2, 2006 8:23 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Dang, I missed the vote, but here are my efforts nonetheless...

This is a replica of the photo Nathan Fillion wore over his manparts during the nekkid scenes in TRASH.

OR

Joss: Whoa. Good Screencap.
Nathan(OS): Yeah...so why is it again you never got Gina's tush into an episode of Firefly?
*Nathan and Joss exchange a glance*
Nathan and Joss simultaneously: I'll be in my bunk!
*they run off in opposite directions*

OR

Joss: Wonder Woman? Sure, I'll write and direct it. What's it about again? Amazon Goddess Superhero? Well, I've done the "supergirl" thing a couple of times now and I don't want folk thinking I'm a one trick pony, so...maybe if we make it a movie about a Transgendered man from Chicago's lower east side who has a "bitchslap" of truth, y'know, to keep the ho's from stealing his money, and can deflect bullets with a shiny gold chain around his neck, and and and! OH! He drives an invisible low-rider that is all tricked out with neon and hydraulics and and and he'll wear a bubblewrap thong...OH! We'll call it "Wonder if it's a Woman?" instead...whaddya think? No? Oh, well, then, I'll just cast Lindsay Lohan in the lead and watch your movie go to hell. The special hell. How about THOSE apples? HmmmmmMMMMM?

BWAH!
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Monday, April 3, 2006 12:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Bumpety-Bump.
Vote, gorammit.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, April 3, 2006 1:22 PM

CITIZEN

Missed it again, but anyway:

Joss: In America, first you get the show, then you get the money, then you get the Women...

Or

Joss: Yes five hundred years in the future all the rebels will be good looking, that's a stupid question.

Or

Joss (too Fox executive):Yes I understand your concerns about the ratings, but I really don't think the plot of Trash could be improved with tap dancing Guinea Pigs...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Monday, April 3, 2006 2:06 PM

DARKJESTER

"We were filming in the desert, and Morena had sunburn.... cleavage..... uhhh.... bunk?"

(Yeah, kinda lame, and I missed the deadline anyway. Guess I'll go vote now!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 3, 2006 3:25 PM

GOJIRO

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJester:

Why yes, this upholstered toilet was part of my contract with Universal!

Yeah, late, but oh well.

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Monday, April 3, 2006 4:11 PM

THESOAPBOXER

"Say again? Fastlane was kept on the air longer than my show?"

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
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