Male and Female Imponderables--Key to Gramercy Park by Tristan

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Male and Female Imponderables--Key to Gramercy Park

POSTED BY: TRISTAN
UPDATED: Friday, November 17, 2006 11:48
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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:08 AM

SpaceANJL (aka chopped liver), you posted same time as I, and I missed it. A thousand pardons.

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Originally posted by magdalena:
I'm here RIMG!! Hello Jimi!! I have just got in from a late night of babysitting - and I will be doing more and more of that in the coming months as I save for D*C...

Are you still at work?

I am still here, lunch 11-11:30, then here until 2:30 (3-3:30 am and 6:30 am for you, respectively).

*hugs* Hope you made lots of money to go towards D*C tonight!

Hi PR and DTH.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:12 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Speaking of missing things, I didn't get a change to admire your avatars yet RiverIsMyGoddess. Pretty cunning!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:14 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hello PR... SpaceANGL... Hi DTH!! How shiny would it be if you could all come to D*C... we need to have a FFF.net Shindig!! Or get together for am Imponderable drink!!

Come on... somebody start a ponderance... or I will have to go to bed...

MsG? ... MsG? you usually have some good ones up your sleeve...

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:15 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
Speaking of missing things, I didn't get a change to admire your avatars yet RiverIsMyGoddess. Pretty cunning!

Thankee, though the hat is in a state of disrepair due to my son pulling out all of the strings in the puff ball.

This also reminds me that I wanted to change to my other banner that you made for a while. Shiny

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:18 AM

TRISTAN

Morning, SpaceAnJL! I used to be that way, too...until I entered the working middle class...now, I'm in bed by 11:00 or Midnight, and up bright and early to face another wonderful day. I miss hibernating....

Magda, the Casa de Tristan shall be open as long as you need! Plenty of room, good coffee, good conversation...and mango rum!

Eloisa...um...alcohol. That might help.

PR, a lot of us have changed. I think I may have become a bit bitter.

DTH! Morning! Or, evening? Hello, regardless.

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:19 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

I am a very weird/sick individual. Here goes:

Were it not a social taboo, would anyone be interested in knowing firsthand what human flesh tastes like?
According to Eddie Izzard, cannibals say we taste like chicken. So do frogs, snakes, and several other animals.
Any thoughts (besides the one that I am a complete sicko) ?

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:20 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

No way in the world I can travel to D*C from Ireland, Magdalena. Not unless I get a very big Christmas bonus!

RiverIsMyGoddess - you're more than welcome on the banner. You inspired it after all. It was in my head long before you came to me with the Mal/Operative idea. I just didn't have the time to do it. You gave me the perfect excuse to make time.

'sides, like another poster mentioned recently, your posting name is pure poetry! It deserves a fancy banner

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:22 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
DTH! Morning! Or, evening? Hello, regardless.

Afternoon. But good guess!

RiverIsMyGoddess: Ew! Can't say it's a thought I share. Sorry!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:30 AM

MSG

RIMG- yeah and don't forget babies on racks:) I love Eddie!!! ( and I'd kill to know what brand of lipstick he uses and if those eyelashes are fake or if he's just got great mascara)

CMH_ ROTFLMAO!!!!!! You are so funny HUGS. Hey MisterG has a beard. It hink he lookos not so good without it. Don't have a real reason for this, it just seems less manly... As for the peeing standing up and facial hair...it's all yours hon I have no desire to do/grow either. Though it reminds me of one of the funniest moments I've ever had with a student. ( autistic and therefore no real understanding of socially appropriate etc) WE're taking an essay test and all the kids are totally silent and in deep concentration. Out of nowhere Ryan says( in his very serious monotone voice)" I'm a girl... no I lied I'm not. I'm a boy because I don't wear a dress and I can pee standing up." The whole class just freezes and stares at him desterately trying to supress the laughter. At which point he turns to the girl next to him, pats her arm consolingly and says " I'm sorry you can't pee standing up" Being a great kid she just smiled and said "that's ok I like sitting down" I had to go out into the hall and crack up

EDIT- Magda= you know your room is always ready for you. I even got you the cutest quilt for when you visit. It's a blue and white toile to go with the white eyelet curtains with the blue ribbon threading the bottom...big sis you're welcome any time no matter what!!
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:38 AM

TRISTAN

DTH...drat...the one I left out.

Good to see you!

RIMG, actually, yes, I am a bit curious about that. Not saying I would go out and do it, just curious is all. I always joke that there is not a food type I won't try at least once.

Oh, demolitions? Not a problem! And I liked the "Get this man a drink, STAT!"

MSG, morning!
In light of your having to see Pride and Prejudice, I thought I'd let you know I'm going to my Univeristy tonight to see a production of Twelfth Night...ought to be interesting.

More coffee, for it is Friday, and we must celebrate!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 5:39 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

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Originally posted by msg:
RIMG- yeah and don't forget babies on racks:) I love Eddie!!! ( and I'd kill to know what brand of lipstick he uses and if those eyelashes are fake or if he's just got great mascara)

Anyone wanna rack of babies? We've got babies on racks. They taste of chicken, sir...

You could probably e-mail him and ask him, though I don't know if it would get answered in any timely manner or not.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:06 AM

TRISTAN

"Babies on spikes!"

Hehehe, he makes me laugh!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:12 AM

MSG

Eddie is the funniest guy ever. Plus he's a very snappy dresser.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:14 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Why Men Pee Standing Up

Adam and Eve were walking in the garden of Eden when they met God, carrying a sack.

"What's in the sack, God?" Adam asked.
"Oh, I have a few gifts left over from creation that I decided to share with you both" God replied.

Adam and Eve smiled with pleasure and waited patiently for their gifts while God looked in his sack.

"Now lets see..." God said. "What do we have here... Okay, who wants to be able to pee standing up?"
"Oohh! Ooohh! Me! Me!" cried Adam, hopping up and down with excitement, "I want to pee standing up! Oh please! Oh please let me have that!"
"Now, now!" God said, "Don't be greedy! Eve might want that gift more!"
"It's okay." Eve smiled, "I don't mind. Adam can pee standing up, since he wants to so much."

And so God bestowed on Adam the gift to pee standing up. And Adam went forth into the garden and urinated against all the trees, and saw that it was good.

While he did this, God turned his attention to Eve.

"Now, Eve! Let's see what we have left in here... ah yes! Multiple orgasms!"

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:20 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Hah! You guys know Eddie Izzard!!

he is so very funny - but we don't get to see too much of him in Australia!

Thank you Tristan

you know I have to come and have a drink in the Maidenehad/Forsaken Bar! ... and I'd better add mongo rum to the list of things to do...

MsG

!!! oooooh - my room sounds gorgeous!!

and I will definitely stay - but what if you need the room for... *ahem*... say... a nursery... or something like that?

Hey RIMG... I have thought that if I were ever in a life and death situation I would consider eating human flesh - people have done it and lived because of that fact in several disaster senarios... like Tristan - I will try just about anything once - but I would only do so if my life, literally, depended on it! I would also want anyone who was with me to feel that they could eat me if I died first - then my death will not have been in vain! "It is a far, far better thing that I do now than I have ever done... It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known... "

I wonder what goes better with human flesh - soy or tomato sauce?

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:24 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I'd probably do it in a life of death situation, but right now on a full stomach the though of eating human flesh just gives me the heebe jeebes! Ew!

Eddie Izzard is a genius. Have you ever seen the routine he does almost entirely in French? Absolutely brilliant! Funny in a language most of the audience doesn't understand! A genius I tell you.

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:45 AM

TRISTAN

Magda, I shall have your room prepared.

DTH, the first time I saw the French version, I laughed my butt off! The people with me just looked at me oddly...I speak French (somewhat) and understand it, so it was doubly funny for me.

I would imagine a nice red wine would go good with human...depending on which part we are talking about.

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:49 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

"La souris est sous la table!"

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:56 AM

TRISTAN

"Le souris est dans la table, le chat est sur la chaise et le sange est......le sange est fume un pipe"

Oh, and "Ma grand-mere est flambe!"

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Friday, November 17, 2006 6:59 AM

TRISTAN

Ok, new thread time...be right back!

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Friday, November 17, 2006 7:00 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

"If you don't speak French, all of that was f***ing funny."

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Friday, November 17, 2006 8:27 AM

TRISTAN

Damn....that sucked....FFF punked out midway through a change!

New thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=25325&m=411789#411789

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Friday, November 17, 2006 11:48 AM

KANEMAN

"Growing facial hair is one of the few things men can claim to be almost universally better at than women, so it's one of the last truly manly things left."

Hey Chris, I don't think you can single out facial hair. Should we include back and ass hair?
And how about spitting and nose picking? Well, maybe not nose picking, I've known some girls......

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