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Originally posted by Channain:
"I'm to cleave to you."

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Originally posted by Channain:
Saffron: "I'm to cleave to you."

Mal: "To Whubbawho?"

Saffron: "Captain Reynolds, sir... I'm your wife."

Mal's blank stare - I didn't just hear that did I? - is my all time favorite moment in the entire series. The moment that made me a browncoat for-evah.

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hee hee hee.

bequeathed not 'to cleave'

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Originally posted by eviltobz:

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Originally posted by Channain:
"I'm to cleave to you."

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hee hee hee.

bequeathed not 'to cleave'

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Originally posted by Astriana:
Nope, it's actually "to cleave".

From the script:

Saffron: "But you know I'm to cleave to you."

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Originally posted by eviltobz:

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Originally posted by Astriana:
Nope, it's actually "to cleave".

From the script:

Saffron: "But you know! I'm to cleave to you."

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hmmm, not in the script i saw. oh well, it gives me an excuse to watch OMR again :)B]

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Originally posted by RawDeal:
Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

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Originally posted by Xarr:
Jayne to Mal: Can I start gettin' sexed now?

Mal to Nandi: Well, that was kinda horrific.



Half of that one is Mal's delivery. hahahaha

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Originally posted by eviltobz:

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Originally posted by Channain:
"I'm to cleave to you."

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hee hee hee.

bequeathed not 'to cleave'

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Originally posted by Shiny:
The best quote: "hunh."

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Originally posted by tdtmf:
my fav:
mal to jayne: well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle

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Originally posted by davey:
If I absolutely had to choose just one, I would have to pick the "special hell" speech, it cracks me up every time I watch it, especially when Book leans back around the corner and repeats "the SPECIAL hell"

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Originally posted by TheFerryMan:
Finally,
And I forget why or what episode, but:

*Zoe: "That seems to be a solution to alot of problems. Give Jayne a big stick and stand back."

If that's not the right person or exact quote, but that's the gist of it. I loved that quote.

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Originally posted by Skydance:
Bequeathed: Left to you by someone who died

Betrothed: Pledged to marriage

To cleave: Hold tightly, as if joined in a single object (this is an old english interpretation; modern usage is pretty much exclusively "to separate")

I distinctly recall her saying, "I'm to cleave to you." I thought it was wonderful poetry, particularly because it conjured the older interpretation of the verb.

Bequeathed just makes no sense. *laughs*

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Bequeathed: Left to you by someone who died

Betrothed: Pledged to marriage

To cleave: Hold tightly, as if joined in a single object (this is an old english interpretation; modern usage is pretty much exclusively "to separate")

I distinctly recall her saying, "I'm to cleave to you." I thought it was wonderful poetry, particularly because it conjured the older interpretation of the verb.

Bequeathed just makes no sense. *laughs*

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
Strangely, one of my favourites isn't even from a major character. The gentleman in "Shindig" that rescues Kaylee says to the evil wench: (not certain about exactly how it starts but the gist is) "That's a mighty fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen hours to get you into it. Of course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again. *wench leaves in a huff* I can not abide useless people."

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Originally posted by zoid:
e've only met Saffron so far. I can hardly wait 'til we meet Ward, June, Wally and of course, *shivers* the Beaver.

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