the Browncoats that like females thread (pictures a necessity) by chrisisall

Are you fascinated/obsessed by women?
Captain Kirk much?

This thread is worthless without pictures...

Am I alone here? A sick hetero prevert?

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, November 5, 2010 5:50 PM

Doing it backwards. Walking up the downslide.

You missed one.

Or two...

Facts are stubborn things.

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Friday, November 5, 2010 5:54 PM

Yes I did...

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:27 PM

Great pics of Maggie Q , Chris.

I think the Q must be for Quock...She has a familial resemblance to the Quocks.

That picture of her on the right reminds me of a young engineer I worked with...
We watched over one another. Very pretty young woman.

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:33 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I can offer

and

And more of

and

Just because something can't be explained doesn't mean it becomes yours.

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:41 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

Everything was fine until I scrolled down and saw Olivia Munn.

"I can not abide useless people."

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:45 PM

We are SO lucky that our man parts make a woman happy IMO. We are blessed by God in that way.
It's the only reason He can ride on my ship.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:47 PM

Doing it backwards. Walking up the downslide.

Morgan Webb is way hotter than Olivia Munn.

And so long as we're on the subject of real-life geeks...

Facts are stubborn things.

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
Everything was fine until I scrolled down and saw Olivia Munn.

"I can not abide useless people."

But she's pretty.

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:52 PM

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Friday, November 5, 2010 6:53 PM

And the hottness continues...

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, November 5, 2010 7:06 PM

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Friday, November 5, 2010 7:18 PM

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Friday, November 5, 2010 7:19 PM

A human female is just a slightly smaller male with softer skin & nicer lips & really cool narrower waist & suckable toes, & lickable neck & crazy 'ask-for-directions' mentality, & compassionate junk, & suckable toes...

If I were female, I'd DEFINITELY be Lesbian.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, November 5, 2010 7:38 PM

Doing it backwards. Walking up the downslide.

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
If I were female, I'd DEFINITELY be Lesbian.

Can't argue with you, there.

Facts are stubborn things.

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Friday, November 5, 2010 9:27 PM

TRAVELER

I checked out Hellcats and found Ali Michalka.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 2:30 AM

MUTT999

Chris, kudos to your thread creation genius!

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but, damn:

And while I'm here:

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 4:42 AM

STINKINGROSE

Female is the default pathway in humans, genetically speaking.

I have been described as hopelessly straight, but can recognize "DAMN!" when I see it.

Oh, BTW:

Objectify much, Society?

You missed Amanda Tapping, Nichelle Nichols,Linda Hamilton, and a whole buncha Chuckettes.

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 6:36 AM

CYBERSNARK

My taste in celebrity women is a bit idiosyncratic (obviously, I can't post pics of the equally-unattainable real-life women I've fallen for).

I tend to go more for "cute" than "hot." I also tend to fall more for (brainy, sarcastic, strong-willed) characters than for actors --I know the characters, while the actors tend to be just "generic Hot Woman #425." I also have a definite fondness for women in uniform.

(Also short hair, 'cause I'm a "nape of the neck" guy.)

So, aside from Kaylee and Dr. Keller, whom you should all know by now, my list looks like:

Zoe Barnes from Defying Gravity (played by Laura Harris).

Ensign Hoshi Sato from Enterprise (played by Linda Park).

Lt (then Captain) Ezri Dax, originally from DS9 (played by Nicole deBoer on TV, but she only made Captain in the novelverse).

Trance Gemini from Andromeda (played by Laura Bertram, who is somehow. . . plain when she's not purple).

Buffy's Tara Maclay (played by Amber Benson).

Doctor Who's Rose Tyler (played by Billie Piper).

Everyone's favourite goth lab-rat, Abby Sciuto from NCIS (played by Pauly Perrette).

And my newest crush, the brilliant, snarky, overenthusiastic goofball Nell Jones, from NCIS: LA (played by Reneé Felice Smith).

That said, however,

Dichen Lachman (Sierra on Dollhouse) is pretty much the definition of "otherworldly beauty." If you told me she was an alien, hologram, android, or angel-made-flesh, I'd believe it.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 7:08 AM

AVERYFINECOMPANION

Ohh!! Can I play?

And I don't know why this one but I love her...

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 8:25 AM

CLJOHNSTON108

Too bad all the ones I'm hot for are the same ones everybody else wants shot in the head!

^ Yikes, that double chin is just unfortunate.

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 9:53 AM

OPTIMUS1998

sadly, after the loss of a hard-drive, and the formatting of another, i have but 2 pics to add to this thread....

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I was a Lima loser for 29 years before "glee" introduced us to the term. -ME

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 9:53 AM

OPTIMUS1998

double post

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 12:26 PM

OPTIMUS1998

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
My taste in celebrity women is a bit idiosyncratic (obviously, I can't post pics of the equally-unattainable real-life women I've fallen for).

I tend to go more for "cute" than "hot." I also tend to fall more for (brainy, sarcastic, strong-willed) characters than for actors --I know the characters, while the actors tend to be just "generic Hot Woman #425." I also have a definite fondness for women in uniform.

(Also short hair, 'cause I'm a "nape of the neck" guy.)

I Totally get the Characters, not the actors thing.
i Definitely loves me some Liz Lemon(Tina Fey's Character on 30 Rock), but not so much Tina Fey herself. always found that kinda odd....

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I was a Lima loser for 29 years before "glee" introduced us to the term. -ME

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 12:56 PM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, November 6, 2010 4:08 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by LiLi:
Morgan Webb is way hotter than Olivia Munn.

Hear, hear!

Just because something can't be explained doesn't mean it becomes yours.

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Sunday, November 7, 2010 12:46 PM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

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Great photo... happy is very sexy imho... so would it be wrong for me to buy my wife that dress... and those clunky bangles... would that make me a bad person?

Scifi movie music + Firefly dialogue clips, 24 hours a day - http://www.scifiradio.com

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Sunday, November 7, 2010 6:33 PM

WISHIMAY

Eh, believe it or not, most of 'em are incredibly insecure, looks or no, they still contain estrogen...

We've all got our problems.

What I wanna know is where is the half-nekkid guy thread??? (Not the piratenews variety!blegh)Let's have some equal-opportunity insecurity goin' on now...

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Sunday, November 7, 2010 6:59 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by beatupplenty:

thanks guys for making all the regular women feel way below average.

Beauty is maximizing what ya got, then having fun with it.

Being a food/booze/tobacco addict is not sexy, just livin in a dream world. Fatty wanna a beer?

This is very difficult due to the incessant brainwashing and almost all foods being sabotaged. Girls who drink cow juice are drinking hormones for accelerated decrepitude and male steroids. And 30% of milk has TB, since pasteurization only heats it to 150 degrees for 10 seconds. Got TB?

The hardest mindfrak of all is for women to WANT to be women. Instead they want their own penis and paycheck, as Freud, Bernays and Rockefeller profited immensely from. Do you really want an ugly old jew telling you how to live then stealign your health and wealth?

So yeah, it's a war out there. Which just makes life that much more exciting...

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Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:14 PM

MEATPUPPET42

I love it. it's like wiping your ass with silk.

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Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:27 PM

Doing it backwards. Walking up the downslide.

Quote:
Originally posted by beatupplenty:
thanks guys for making all the regular women feel way below average.

Just to point out, several women who have posted their photos here have gotten a response along the lines of:

Facts are stubborn things.

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Monday, November 8, 2010 12:03 AM

NE0VEN0M

Some of my favorites not yet mentioned:

Cobie Smulders from How I Met Your Mother:

IGN host Jessica Chobot:

Geek favorite Felicia Day

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Monday, November 8, 2010 2:39 PM

CYBERSNARK

Quote:
Originally posted by beatupplenty:
thanks guys for making all the regular women feel way below average.

There's no such thing as a "regular" woman. There's just hundreds of different definitions of "beautiful."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Monday, November 8, 2010 3:06 PM

Beauty & Martial Arts share elements in popular entertainment: Can a person kick another person in the face effectively while doing a back-flip?
Can Jessica Biel really be that gorgeous?
Answer to both: working out only goes so far- make-up & wires do the rest.

The laughing Chrisisall

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Friday, November 12, 2010 3:42 PM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, November 12, 2010 3:47 PM