All the Special Hells... by Crowley

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All the Special Hells...

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POSTED BY: CROWLEY
UPDATED: Thursday, July 29, 2004 04:06
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Tuesday, July 27, 2004 11:30 PM

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"You'll go to a very special hell, a place reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

...and TV network executives.
...and marketing people.
...and people who list unavailable items in webstore catalogues.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 12:15 AM

2BY2

... and people who vote Nader.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:04 AM

FIREFLEW

... and people who replace letters with numbers in words.

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 2:14 AM

FREMDFIRMA

..and people with no sense of humor.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 2:15 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

middle-class white kids that dress, act or talk like ganstas

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 2:27 AM

REGINLEIF

...and people who call on 8am and then hang off.
...and librarians who don't know what science-fiction is.

You can't take the sky from me.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 2:48 AM

PURPLEBELLY

people who condemn others

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:11 AM

HASLINGER

people who dance like any member of any pop band.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:16 AM

DOYOUFLIP

...and people who drive slow in the passing lane

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:47 AM

DOCTORTAM

...Vikings fans

Why doesn't it ever go smooth?

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 5:05 AM

KURUKAMI

... political spin doctors.

(Edit: this whole thread is kind of amusing to me since my by-pic line has been the way it is for over a year now.)

"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 5:24 AM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by DoctorTam:
...Vikings fans

Honey, they aren't going to special hell ... they're living in special hell every day of the football season.

Knibblet - who thanks the Goddess every day that although she lives in the Twin Cities, she's still a Brown's fan*.
*Definition: Someone who has grown used to pain and heartache.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 6:24 AM

ATHERTONWING

….old women who run kids over with their shopping carts

….small minded people

…small minded people who have not embraced the wonder of joss whedon into their lives

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 6:38 AM

MEIMEI618

...anyone in a $50,000 sports car who drives 10 miles under the speed limit

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 6:41 AM

ANNIK

... anyone in an SUV who stops dead before creeping over every single speed bump in a parking lot.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 7:31 AM

STATIC

...people who say, "Well, how tough can being a teacher BE? You get every weekend off. . .long Christmas breaks and only work 9 months a year!"

No kidding. Fixing YOUR broken-assed kids after YOU Screwed them up!!!!!

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 7:34 AM

MAUGWAI

... And people who misuse apostrophes...

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 7:35 AM

KOFFEE

...gossip mongers who won't mind their own business.

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“It's a real burden being right so often.”

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 7:36 AM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
...people who say, "Well, how tough can being a teacher BE? You get every weekend off. . .long Christmas breaks and only work 9 months a year!"

No kidding. Fixing YOUR broken-assed kids after YOU Screwed them up!!!!!

OT to thread but relevant to your post, Static:

After 3 years working as an in-class interpreter for a deaf student I realised that I wasn't cut out to become an actual teacher ... too many screwball parents to deal with.

So now I teach adults in college, and while some of them are clearly 'broken-assed', as you say, at least none of them has sicced their screwed-up parents on me yet! (One less layer of nonsense to deal with ... and if you swear in class, it isn't the end of the world!)

So ... my hat is off to you for being able to do this job.

(Yeah, I'm also prez of our local PTA at our kids' school because most of these annoying-parent-types can't be bothered actually to get involved in a useful way or anything ... they just like to harp at the teachers and give them a bad time.)

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 7:50 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

....rude people.

....overly aggressive drivers who think they are Jeff Gordon because they watched the Fast & the Furious thirty two times.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 8:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

"You'll go to a very special hell. A place reserved for child molesters and...

...people in the U-scan express checkouts with a full cart and then WRITE A CHECK!

...the Alliance...grr!

...bounty hunters who are floating in space

...people who dismiss Firefly without ever watching it

...stores that post hours but then always close 15 minutes (or more!) before closing time

...people who have to practically dead stop to turn right into a driveway or parkinglot

...people who shoot me

...pilots who argue and use up all my air

...parents who won't discipline their children and then tell me how to discipline mine

...people who think society owes them something

...websites that don't (or won't) promote Firefly and/or Serenity

...the critics who will try and call Serenity a Star Wars ripoff

...people who shoot people on my crew

...people who pee in the pool

...people who incessantly 'click' their pens or rap their teeth with a pen

...Captains that get us in bar fights every U-day.

...people who can't play a game because it is fun

...Mercenaries who don't have the guts to stab me in the back to my face

...anyone who wears blue latex gloves (can't be too careful you know)

of course, to finish my personal list...
...anyone who takes lists like these seriously."

"Use of a sw-what?"

Browncoats, rise again and promote Firefly/Serenity!
visit http://the11thhour.home.att.net/

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 8:57 AM

MRSEMBASSY

Quote:
Originally posted by maugwai:
... And people who misuse apostrophes...

OH YES! Quick, go to this link if you haven't already -

Bob the Angry Flower's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots:

http://www.angryflower.com/aposter.html

And then check this report from Bob, who got a personal note from Joss Whedon at Comic Con! (Scroll down about 2/3 of the way through his July 27 posting to see the note):

http://www.angryflower.com/

Isn't it amazing what a small verse it is? I can relate mis-used apostrophes to Joss Whedon in one quick link!

-Mrs. Embassy

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 9:58 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Originally posted by Kurukami:
"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."

GOOD Comic, dude.
Lemme throw it a plug...
http://www.queenofwands.net/

Haven't laffed THAT hard since BoFH.

-frem
diefuxdie

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 12:21 PM

KELLAINA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"You'll go to a very special hell. A place reserved for child molesters and...

...stores that post hours but then always close 15 minutes (or more!) before closing time

...customers who know the time the store closes but show up five minutes later begging to be allowed in

...customers who know the store is closed but continue to shop

Sorry couldn't resist, retail is slowly getting to me (and I really shouldn't add to lists involving the special hell after getting home from work

)

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 12:39 PM

ANNIK

Quote:
Originally posted by MrsEmbassy:

http://www.angryflower.com/aposter.html

And then check this report from Bob, who got a personal note from Joss Whedon at Comic Con! (Scroll down about 2/3 of the way through his July 27 posting to see the note):

http://www.angryflower.com/

Isn't it amazing what a small verse it is? I can relate mis-used apostrophes to Joss Whedon in one quick link!

-Mrs. Embassy

Ahhh ... another famous Edmontonian ... like Nathan!

(And I briefly typeset for second-most-recent alternative weekly that carried BTAF locally ... he's now at the competition instead.)

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 6:40 PM

SGTGUMP

I love all you guys.

"That hurt so bad." - Johnny Knoxville

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Thursday, July 29, 2004 4:06 AM

CYBERSNARK

. . . People who come into a movie theatre 10-15 minutes after the movie has started and shove past people to get to seats.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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