Get woke, go broke. - Charlie's Angels reboot draws abysmal numbers at box office. by AURaptor

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Get woke, go broke. - Charlie's Angels reboot draws abysmal numbers at box office.

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Sunday, November 17, 2019 7:52 PM

America loves a winner!

Lack of action, ' sneaky feminists ideas ', doom Hollywood's latest attempt to lecture fans and shame them into buying their garbage.

Guess what ? It doesn't work.

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Sunday, November 17, 2019 9:04 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I knew this was coming out, and assumed that this would be the message in the movie, but I really didn't know anything about it other than its existence. I didn't want to predict failure with no knowledge or without having heard any ads for it like those horrible Batwoman advertisements. Also, didn't the early 2000's Charlie's Angels do pretty good?

The Numbers right now says that if it can maintain its legs and do well enough internationally, "it won't lose a ton of money". It also says that domestically it will not do well, and the small amount of US ticket sales expected will not help save it from what will likely be a pretty huge disaster.

It needed more Lana Del Ray.

She's an angel.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Monday, November 18, 2019 3:20 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Lack of action, ' sneaky feminists ideas ', doom Hollywood's latest attempt to lecture fans and shame them into buying their garbage.

You DESPERATELY NEEEEEED women to fail at something so you can justify your sad existence, don't you?

Ok, you can have a couple blah Hollywood blips that weren't ever going to be bombs, but you are still going to be a desperate loser your whole life and no amount of sitting around whining about women is going to change anything for YOU.

How bad IS your E.D., snowflake??

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Monday, November 18, 2019 11:30 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Double Post.

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Monday, November 18, 2019 11:30 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Yes, this is all about ME and MY needs.

Never mind what Elizabeth Banks said herself, or how she and the writers tried to shoehorn ' wonkiness ' into this reboot which literally no one was asking for in the first place.

How pathetically immature and insecure can a woman be if all she does is stalk other posters on a forum for movies and berate them with petty ad hominems simply because she doesn't like what's said. Even though she can't debunk or respond w/ any facts of her own. Never seems to fail... Wishi gets angry and nasty and probably forgets why as she's dishing out inane vulgarities and non sequitur insults.

Sounds like something else is at play here.

I suspect you're projecting faults of your former " lovers " , or maybe your current one, and this is some sort of cathartic release. Don't know, don't care.

More NOT MY view and comments for you to winge at and get angry about as Ms Banks tries to shame men into going to see her crappy movie.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Monday, November 18, 2019 11:55 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

And one more, just to keep the trigger train going...

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019 10:57 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Yes, this is all about ME and MY needs.

Well, I'm glad you admit it.

Seriously, all you've done this past year is bitch about Batwoman and Star Wars and now this.

GET....A....LIFE.

If men were to make movies about masculinity and not being "sissy boys" NO ONE WOULD CARE. If you don't agree with something ....roll your bloody eyes and MOVE ON.

In fact....HERE. Here's an anthem for threatened snowflakes such as yourself. No one cared when it came out. Women didn't sit around complaining...We have better things to do that fret about your mindless posturing

I'm Still a Guy
Brad Paisley
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up all but no matter what
Remember I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see drunk, naked girls
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle-box
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
All my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019 11:52 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

To be fair though, Elizabeth Banks IS blaming men for the failure of her movie. I just point that out because once again the hypocrisy is hilarious.

Strong independent woman: Needs men to make her movie a success.

lol

Seriously. They should have cast Ariana, Miley and Lana Del Ray in the roles. Nobody want's to see Kristen Stewart and two unknowns. I've heard people blame the lack of marketing as the reason the movie failed. Their music video has around 120 million views, so I'm pretty sure a fair amount of people know it was made.

Banks should have stuck with Zack and made another porno.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019 1:49 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by WISHIMAY:

Well, I'm glad you admit it.

My god, has sarcasm not made to your trailer park yet ?

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Seriously, all you've done this past year is bitch about Batwoman and Star Wars and now this.

GET....A....LIFE.

Living rent free....

Kitten, I rarely even post on FFF.net anymore, no where near what I did in years past. ALL I've done ? I've generally stuck to the cinema and sci-fi boards and if you'd ever be honest w/ yourself ( lord knows you can't be honest w/ anyone else ) , you'd see that your claim is flat out bogus.

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If men were to make movies about masculinity and not being "sissy boys" NO ONE WOULD CARE. If you don't agree with something ....roll your bloody eyes and MOVE ON.

No idea what you're even attempting to say. #RealMen have been depicted in movies, see Ford vs Ferrari. But that's no where near the issue.

See, I knew if I posted what others said you'd still dismiss it , out of hand. Because it doesn't fit your hoped for agenda. Anyone who dares to be critical of POS movies which happen to go out of their way to shove a PC / #MeToo agenda into the brain pan of fans MUST be attacked. So sayeth Brie Larson, so sayeth Tim Miller, so sayeth Elizabeth Banks...

Get Woke, Go Broke.

keep taking the losing side, darlin. We both know it's also the wrong side too.

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019 5:39 PM

BRENDA

Never going to watch it. Didn't like the original when it was playing on tv. Too much then let's pretend were tough.

Feel the same way about the clips of the movie.

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019 8:12 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

IIRC, Jiggle Factor was a key component of the original TV Show.

For one, have any of these reboots included the slightest Jiggle Factor?

And second, isn't this concept antithema to Getting Woked?

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019 9:03 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
IIRC, Jiggle Factor was a key component of the original TV Show.

For one, have any of these reboots included the slightest Jiggle Factor?

And second, isn't this concept antithema to Getting Woked?

Farrah was the most jiggly, and Jaqueline was the next w/ the stylish jiggle, where Kate was the smart one, classy w/ minimum jiggle but still easy on the eyes and a slight Texan accent.

Since then, who has had the jiggle ? Drew ? Cameron Diaz?

None of these latest ' Angels ' have any jiggle on par w/ the originals.

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 12:18 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

My god, has sarcasm not made to your trailer park yet ?

OMG. Why do I bother??

I WAS BEING SARDONIC, YA MORON

"Real men".

Yer just dense enough to bitch about Hollywood constantly, then talk about "real men" who are most likely neither "real" or "straight". Fake names, fake teeth, fake hair, fake relationships

And then finish it off with incel cult buzzwords

Now, go and look at the dates of all your posts...you ARE BITCHING more than any 10 PMSing chicks!!

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 1:26 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Drew was jiggle.

Lovely in a corset too.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 2:48 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Oh, I'll give it to Drew, and Cameron , she's got a bit of sizzle there too. Or did, 10-15 years ago.

Kristin Stewart is sorta attractive, if you like the heroin look.

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Now, go and look at the dates of all your posts...you ARE BITCHING more than any 10 PMSing chicks!!

Your cyber stalking skills have dulled your mind, woman. Might want to see to that.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:40 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Pouring it on, because Elizabeth Banks is begging for it.

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 4:55 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Kristin Stewart is sorta attractive, if you like the heroine look.

I'm sure you meant to say heroin.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:00 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Yeah, that too.

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 7:42 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Yeah, I forgot Drew was in one - but I didn't see it, so don't know if she featured any Jiggle.

Yes, Farrah had the most Jiggle to start, and she was very proud of her newly installed fake hooters, which also caused her nips to be permanently erect. Jaclyn was a stunner, and I think CA was the only show that she appeared in braless with see-thru outfits - and she did the slow jog/run before Baywatch perfected it. Cheryl Ladd really brought the Jiggle to new heights, and I believe she was actually naturally endowed. Tanya Rberts came along at some point, too.

Who in the reboots holds a candle to Farrah, Jaclyn, Cheryl, Tanya?

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019 8:06 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

I think Farah was only on C.A's for one season. Few probably remember that.

Like Chevy Chase was on SNL for just 1 season too.

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Friday, November 22, 2019 1:04 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

All those girls were before my time, so I only really know Farrah. I remember specifically a TV guide she was on the cover of and she had just turned 47 years old and was simply stunning. I remember thinking about all the 47 year old women I'd ever seen in my life and wondered how that was possible.

I always had a thing for Drew back in the day though. She was the only good thing in the Schumacher Batman flicks.

EDIT: Found the TV guide pic.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Friday, November 22, 2019 8:14 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

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Monday, December 9, 2019 8:16 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Anybody hear that the Miss Universe was selected, she be lesbian?

Well, shockers.

Once upon a time the concept of SJW Beauty Pageants was impossible syntax.

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Monday, December 9, 2019 11:46 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Was she the hottest?

If she was, probably not an SJW issue.

If she's snaggle-toothed or her titties are lopsided though, probably lost the pageant to the SJWs in 2019.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Tuesday, December 10, 2019 2:29 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Anybody hear that the Miss Universe was selected, she be lesbian?

Well, shockers.

Once upon a time the concept of SJW Beauty Pageants was impossible syntax.

I just learned today that this took place and in my own back yard. Ha!

I think the runner up was hotter. I'm just not a fan of short hair. Women's hair shouldn't be shorter than mine. That should be a rule somewhere.

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Sunday, July 31, 2022 10:48 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Adam Carolla reveals what it’s like to perform comedy in the cancel culture era of wokeness

https://www.foxbangor.com/national-news/adam-carolla-reveals-what-its-
like-to-perform-comedy-in-the-cancel-culture-era-of-wokeness/

Forget the Native they are no longer fashion
what of the new Hollywood and LGBT Afro muslim character quotas?

Prince Harry's Eton friends called him 'f***ing nuts' for dating Meghan Markle who 'reprimanded them for their jokes about sexism, feminism and transgender people', new book claims

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11022717/Prince-Harrys-Eton-f
riends-called-f-ing-nuts-dating-Meghan-Markle-new-book-claims.html

The woke agenda is destroying the tradition of “Duty, Honor, Country” at West Point Military Academy and replaced it with “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion,” according to an alumnus.

https://www.thecollegefix.com/west-point-is-going-woke-alumnus-warns/

Joe Rogan only has loyalty to his tranny drug dealer?

Joe Rogan Is Calling Out Right-Wing Professor Jordan Peterson After He Deadnamed Elliot Page (And Got Booted From Twitter)
If you have whiplash on Joe Rogan’s recent stances, you’re not alone. Now, he’s calling out his dude, Jordan Peterson.
https://uproxx.com/viral/joe-rogan-jordan-peterson-elliot-page/

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