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So I wrote New Warriors #1 because I was bored...

POSTED BY: 6IXSTRINGJACK
UPDATED: Friday, March 27, 2020 10:45
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Tuesday, March 24, 2020 2:08 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Posted this in the other thread, but didn't want it to go unseen by people who already lost interest in this story.

I think we could all use a laugh right now.



ORIGINAL POST:

I was bored, so I figured I'd do a little volunteer work and write New Warriors #1 for Marvel this morning.



I expect to get some merchandising rights out of this.

Make the check out to Kevin.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2020 6:21 PM

WISHIMAY


You claimed to be non-violent and called everyone a misogynist when we called bullshit.

Calling bullshit.....JUSTIFIED, BABY.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:28 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


OK Boomer.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Thursday, March 26, 2020 5:53 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Wait, wasn't it ShoeOnHead who joked about how these losers could be offed with a handgun because they're so lame ?

You don't work for CBS All Access, do you ?

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Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:25 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Wait, wasn't it ShoeOnHead who joked about how these losers could be offed with a handgun because they're so lame ?

You don't work for CBS All Access, do you ?




lol...

No New Warriors were harmed in the making of Issue #1.

Tear Gas, baby... tear gas.



Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Friday, March 27, 2020 9:22 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Ah HAH! You're forgetting the pink shield from SafeSpace! That's the most protective force field EVAR!!

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Friday, March 27, 2020 10:45 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Ah HAH! You're forgetting the pink shield from SafeSpace! That's the most protective force field EVAR!!




He's really got to focus to use it though. COVID panic has left him impotent, and he was having a really hard time trying to wrap his head around how much a meter weighs.

Maybe now that he's in custody, the CDC can run some experiments on him and see if his force field would allow for small particles like a virus to slip through, and if not, figure out a way to get one in the hands of every American in the next stimulus bill so everybody can go back to work.


Trojan is also interested in the technology, and is wondering if they can make the shield ribbed, and if we're married to the color pink.

Do Right, Be Right. :)

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