THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #62 by CunningOrangeToque

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Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz EMMA!

Woot! Thanks goys! I'm honoured!

A rather obvious one:

Badger had got his hands on a couple more.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 2:00 PM

MUTT999

Nathan listens in disbelief as the Fox exec tells his idea for a new tv series involving waitresses, slugs, demonic priests and really fast cars! He also promises not to cancel it before the first commercial.

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"That's the buffet table."
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 2:47 PM

INEVERMARRIED

Nathan: Whoah, wait a second. YOU'RE Bill Pardy?! That can't be right...

Edit:
Mal: You want the use of my s-what?

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 3:34 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

Quote:
Originally posted by inevermarried:

MAL - "No, the tie is cherry-PLUM red. Do you have a problem with that?"

Rob O.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:39 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: "Um, I suspect you want me to turn my head and cough"

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 6:59 PM

(Go, Emmer! Congrats)
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When the doc told the Captain to pucker up
for the thermometer there may have been
something lost in the translation.
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The Captain demonstrates his inimitable
"stick up the pigu" attitude.
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MAL: No, I didn't tie it myself. Do you
have a problem with that?
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bun in the sun
~Whose bastard billed my turtle?~

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:01 AM

ARTISOXYGEN

Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!

MAL: "Is there blubber?"

(O/S)Soft, uncontrolled giggling can be heard from Kaylee & Inara...

Life beats down and crushes the soul and Art reminds you that you have one. -Stella Adler

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 4:51 AM

MRSHINYVERSE

Jayne: "I can't hold it in any longer Mal, I gorram love you"
Mal: "S-what?"

MrShinyVerse

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 7:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ARTisOXYGEN:
Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!

Flatterer! I'll send the cheque later.

After some scientific experimentation River discovered that if you pull a man's cravate too tight his eyes will bulge out in a way not dissimilar to that of a throttled guinea pig.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 9:38 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Looking over the shoulder of a fellow partygoer, Mal was shocked to see Jayne enter in the dress that he had bought for Kaylie.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:31 AM

CHOO1701

Mal: Delivery to a nudist coloney you say!!??

Rest of Crew: I'll be in my bunk

and

Man: ...but, you'd have to be insane to go on this job

Mal: well...as a matter of fact my ships pleanty full of insane...

and

Mal: whoa...big teeth grandma!!!

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

Mal froze mid quip as he heard an ominous rip and suddenly felt a familiar draft through the seat of his pants.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:14 PM

MAZAEN

Mal: This plan involves what? Me, wearing a bonnet and being you're wife?

Jayne: Gorram Mal, this is my one chance to contribute a lawful idea to make coin.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 5:09 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: "You want me to take on a cargo of Space Monkeys?"

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Mal politely listens while a stranger explains that the secrect to flying is not so much leaping into the air and not coming down as it is getting distracted to the point that you forget to hit the ground.

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Friday, May 11, 2007 1:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

HARROW: Pay up Atherton.... I told you there were boy whores.

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Friday, May 11, 2007 3:47 PM

MAL: Where'd you learn how to do that, miss?
KAYLEE(OS): My Daddy says I got natural talent
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WASH(OS): How bad is it? It's bad. Okay, sir??
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WASH(OS): Might do. Might do. Think I'm starting
to get a feel here.
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bun
~Frisky Browncoat~

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 12:44 AM

PAINTITBLACK

"Would the owner of the grey firefly, registration 409972, please move your vehicle as it is blocking the companion exits"

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 12:49 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE

No, I am not a male companion, I would never......Really, that much eh???

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 1:10 AM

WALRUS

Mal's running out of space onboard serenity left him trying some new forms of concealment

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 2:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by WALRUS:

Mal's running out of space onboard serenity left him trying some new forms of concealment

Oooh, there have been some real gems this time!

Mal was amazed when Jayne proved him wrong. Apparently it was possible to fit a grenade in each cheek.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 3:03 AM

WALRUS

Hahaha, that's quite funny... Got my vote :P

Oh and thanks for the kind words

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 9:13 AM

Mal tried not to look, but he just couldn't stop staring at the big bit of green stuff between Harrow's teeth.

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http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com/

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 11:59 AM

INARA (OS):Please. I don't really require a clinical description right now.
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MAL: I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again.
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NATHAN: *That's* what he meant by "Frisky Browncoats?"
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(LOL Emma -- 2 grenades or 4??)

bun
~Browncoats frisked my turtle~
~We aim~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 10:32 PM

Mal tried to keep a straight face as River snuck up behind Jayne in the reaver costume she had made.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 4:10 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Harrow: Well, they're big, skittish, and smell less than pleasant.

Mal: Hey, they may not be the shining light of civilization, but they're MY crew.

Harrow: errrr I was referring to the cargo.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 4:30 AM

Mal realised two seconds later that the strawberry that he had just popped into his mouth was in fact a habanero chilli.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 5:49 PM

~LOL. We are funny this week~.
So many good lines available straight from the show...

"I got a hamster."
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"You brute!"
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"Like woman, I'm a mystery."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Turtles interviewed my Captain~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 14, 2007 1:34 PM

Mal: The Black Market Beagles (TM) escaped and did what in my stash of tight pants!?!

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Monday, May 14, 2007 7:38 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bumpity!

voting shall be up perhaps tomorrow, but definitely the day after tomorrow latest!

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Monday, May 14, 2007 8:10 PM

You are gonna be cleaning latrines with your face, you don't cut that out.
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Dress yourself up; get taken somewhere fun.
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Would you like me to wash your feet?
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I'm Bill Pardy!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards captioned my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 7:48 AM

Mal wasn't exactly sure what had been in the tea, but he was damned if he was going to listen to the three headed space monkey sitting on Jaynes shoulder.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:14 PM

Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise.
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bun
Frisk E. Browncoat
~Bastards masked my turtle~
~We aim, too~
~He is Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 6:27 PM

By now he was used to being told to drop trou, but this was the first time he'd heard the director call for hair and makeup.
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(really just a bump for y'all to get last captions in...)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~the usual~

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:11 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

TIME TO VOTE!

Vote for 2!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1041392&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:29 AM

WALRUS

VOTEREEREREREREREREEEERRRERRERED

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:13 AM

!detov

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:49 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Vote for me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:51 PM

votey-bumpmub-yetov

bunnub
Frisky Browncoat
~etc.~

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:08 AM

Squee! I made it to the finals again. See mass posting of multiple entries can work!

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:25 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Reminder! There is still time to vote for me!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, May 18, 2007 3:01 PM

bumpin' it up again...
VOTE
(pleeease?)
So we can start over.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 7:01 PM

Vote.
But also please bump the thread so it doesn't
fall off the page where nobody sees it.
Oh, and wash your hands, brush your teeth.
All that stuff.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 21, 2007 12:48 PM