Oh Mistress, our Mistress... by thatweirdgirl

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Oh Mistress, our Mistress...

POSTED BY: THATWEIRDGIRL
UPDATED: Thursday, July 14, 2005 19:28
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Thursday, May 19, 2005 5:41 AM

You are cordially invited to the biggest event of the season.

It is May 19th. The BIG day. The most important day for months to come.

Join me in celebrating Malicious’s Half Birthday.

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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 5:54 AM

COZEN

I, lowly supplicant, revel in the glory of this aspicious day!

Ascending on the powerful updrafts of love, my browncoat soul arises, ever heavenward.

Yadda.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 5:55 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Happy Half Birthday!

Feel free to party all weekend and into next month. This is your time. This is your thread to do with as you please.

A quick tour...Margaritas are over there they will flow indefinitely. The scantily clad bartender will mix anything you desire. The Purple Dimension Ice Cream of your Dreams (courtesy of TheRealMe) is on the dessert table next to the bevy of cakes pies, cheesecake, and pudding. Ask and it shall be yours...if we can, I can't call up Nathan and tell him his new home is with Malicious...I'd probably be arrested or some such.

Enjoy!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 6:03 AM

JAKE7

Happy Half-Birthday, Mal!

Now, off to get a Margarita!!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 6:09 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Happy half-birthday!!!

Hey Mal, why don't we have the party @ Buddy's Crabs and Ribs? I'm sure they can have a table for us in about, oh, 2 weeks or so!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 6:58 AM

RAT

*Bumps into thread* Hey a party, can someone point me to the RootBeer?

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 7:14 AM

EMBERS

Oh yay! I didn't miss it!
I am actually here to celebrate the half birthday to the great and all powerful Mal*licious!

Hap Birt t yo
Hap Birt t yo
Hap Birt de Mali
Hap Birt to yo!

(you'll get the rest in 6 months time)
Have a great day!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 10:44 AM

COZEN

(With apologies to J. Richman)

...I know that awesome Mal-icious
Would not see this thread be dumped.
My heart go
Bumpity-bumpity bumpity bump!

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 10:50 AM

CYBERSNARK

Happy Half-Birthday to Mal-licious! In honour of this event, I am not all here.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 11:15 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE

Drinky drinky? I'm there.

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STEVEthePIRATE hasn't been drunk in several months - and he kinda misses it.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 11:51 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Enters with a half a birthday cake.
"How many candles we gonna put on this?"

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 2:56 PM

ELWOODMOM

Happy 1/2 birthday, Malicious! *Passes out half-hats to everyone* Look! Half-shirts! Who wants one?

So sorry we couldn't get Nerolia and Gunhand for you...Excuse me a moment. *swats trail dust off chaps* Just got in from the desert...

Has anyone composed a birthday song for Malicious??

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 3:39 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Has anyone composed a birthday song for Malicious??

Hmmmm. Tempting. I'm willing to start one.

Let's try for a co-operative effort. Those who can't guess the tune simply don't have any Browncoatish qualities.

F'rinstance:

Mal!
The gal they call Mal!

She hijacks our threads and she puts us in our place

...

***
badly poet extraordinaire

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 3:39 PM

HARDWARE

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Happy 1/2 birthday, Malicious!...
Has anyone composed a birthday song for Malicious??

I did.

(sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatman")

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
You must marry very soon
Baby's due by next full moon
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

(Actually I didn't compose it, but I did collect it from surviving several dozen Reaver birthday celebrations.)

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 3:47 PM

ELWOODMOM

Gee, Hardware, cheery! I'm sure she'll love it!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 3:48 PM

ELWOODMOM

Gimme the next line, Cozen!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 4:00 PM

CALLMEATH

Happy half b'day Mal-icious!! I am always grateful that I can share the same threads as the wonderful, beautiful, divine, glorious, supreme, luminescent, exalted, and transcendant Mistress Mal.

My coat ain't the only thing that's brown.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 4:05 PM

ELWOODMOM

You missed a spot on your nose!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 5:14 PM

THEREALME

Happy Half-birthday, Mal!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 5:28 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Gimme the next line, Cozen!

Um, yes'm.

How 'bout, um, ah...

"Robs us of diginity yet maintains her grace"

***
really, it's someone else's turn here....

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 5:36 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Mal!
The gal they call Mal!

She hijacks our threads and she puts us in our place...

...Her existence is proof that there's hope for our race...

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 7:22 PM

ELWOODMOM

*L*

Hey, where's the birthday girl??

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 7:23 PM

ELWOODMOM

Very good!

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Friday, May 20, 2005 3:40 AM

HARDWARE

Quote:

Hey, where's the birthday girl??

This'll probably be the only thread she WON'T hijack.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

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Friday, May 20, 2005 9:00 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

do the *bump*

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Friday, May 20, 2005 9:22 AM

MALICIOUS

Hey, Everyone!

I just got here, I'm sorry! I was out half the night, celebrating. I was half-shot in the a** drunk and now I feel half-witted. And it's only half-time, with half a year to go to the real thing! I'll just go get some coffee with some half-and-half in it. Maybe then I won't feel so half-baked. I think I'll listen to some Cher, "Half-breed" is on. Did someone die? The flag is at half-mast. TRM, I'm glad we got some crabs on the half-shell last week. Soul! You need to make the picture smaller by half, at least--see Cozen re: that. TWG! Are you my half-sister? With Mom being my mom, you may be! Oh, well, I've got to run. See you all in half an hour or so!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Friday, May 20, 2005 4:33 PM

MALICIOUS

Hardware!

Xenocide, Soul and TRM made up a new name for me on our Baltimore road trip: "Thracker." It's part "Thread" and part "'Jacker." I kinda like it.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Friday, May 20, 2005 5:56 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Please forgive me, O Mistress, for being late!

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
Happy half b'day Mal-icious!! I am always grateful that I can share the same threads as the wonderful, beautiful, divine, glorious, supreme, luminescent, exalted, and transcendant Mistress Mal.

Um, what he said!

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 5:37 PM

NEROLI

Sorry I missed it Mal, but Happy Half Birthday!!! ~HUGS~

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 9:22 AM

MALICIOUS

What the heck? Let's just celebrate it again! It will soon be my 3/4ths birthday...........

(hugs back) Missed ya!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:37 PM

NEROLI

Oh yeah, you need all the birthdaze you can get...hehehee

Missed ya too!! ~HUGS~

The Old Broad Monkey

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 7:28 PM

CALLMEATH

Just stopped in to:

Edit: Drat! You can't see his arms, but he's supposed to be worshipping you.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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