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RionaEire's Sexy thread

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:10 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!



Sorry Riona, I took the liberty of starting this thread for you, and in another forum, since you hesitated to do so yourself.




Quote:

I was about to post this really bizarre and off topic piece I wrote about sex, but then I decided not to because "Its not in the spirit of the holiday" (without looking it up tell me which episode that quote is from).

Basically it was about double standards, how something grosses one person out but the thing they don't mind talking grosses another person out. I'll save it for later, actually I'll just write it again because I don't save things.



So, you were saying ?

( and I'm drawing a blank on your 'holiday' quote. Dammit )

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:45 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


I love the title of this thread!

I'll give you a hint, the quote is from a Firefly episode. I'll give you another hint later if you can't think of it. And the quote has nothing to do with the content of this thread, it just fit well in the sentence I was writing in the other.

Okay, so Byte's goofy pairing post reminded me of something that is an oddity to me. Byte gets totally grossed out when people talk about sex in regard to fluids, mechanics, etc. But the idea of pairing people up, in various and sundry fashions, doesn't phase her. Similar example: My best friend Mary will say things to me in certain situations that she would never say aloud to other people, or even me, in other contexts. She also seems to be grossed out by very little of what other people talk about or do, but she refuses to wear clothes that show off her ... womanhood.

Its interesting to think about how different people, even coming from the same ideological baseline, have very different ideas of what is, and isn't, apropriate. There's the obvious things of course, but I'm thinking of the ones that are like my examples. I guess I fall into that too. I like wearing things that show off my womanhood, I'm very straight forward in my speech about sex et al, but there is a very clear line between what I will say and what I won't say. And it doesn't seem to be where other people's line is, even other people who believe similarly to me. One of my things is "If you can't say what it is in a bare bones clear cut fashion without blushing then why do you approve of it?"

I have no clue where this is going, but I figured it didn't belong in our positive atributes thread because it would be distracting.

I'm sorry it isn't as sexy as you were hoping for AU. :( But I still love your title, ;)

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 5:07 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!



Quote:

I'm very straight forward in my speech about sex et al, but there is a very clear line between what I will say and what I won't say. And it doesn't seem to be where other people's line is, even other people who believe similarly to me. One of my things is "If you can't say what it is in a bare bones clear cut fashion without blushing then why do you approve of it?"


Oh, this just sets a gong off in my noggin', and makes me think of what Atherton Wing says to Inara, in SHINDIG...



Oh, she blushes.

Not many in your line of work do
that. You, you are a singular woman
and I find,

I find I admire you more and more.


Yeah, I had to look up the specifics of that quote, but I'm still refusing to admit defeat on the 'holiday' line. Dammit. I mean, obscure lines often stick w/ me... like Wash's " 3 point, 4 hour... should do it ". hee hee oh, that still cracks me up.



"The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 5:32 PM

BYTEMITE


I can't say I understand it either. I'm really new to shipping, I used to have a much more negative response to romance tropes, and sometimes it still annoys me. But sometimes I get all fangirlish about it.

But I'm still a total prude and not comfortable with explicit or even vaguely allusive talk.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 9:11 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Here's another, I absolutely love Men In Tights Robin Hood, I like it more than the real Robin Hood. But Mary thinks its crude. And yet other things that you'd think she'd find crude or ooky don't phase her at all. I love Men In Tights but she won't watch it with me. We're Mach!

This thread needs to be sexier. DT is still waiting for his "seven minutes in a closet". :)
"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 9:21 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Quote:

"Its not in the spirit of the holiday" (without looking it up tell me which episode that quote is from).

Ariel. Preceded by: "Don't look in the closet, it's greedy."


What reason had proved best ceased to look absurd to the eye, which shows how idle it is to think anything ridiculous except what is wrong.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 3:38 AM

CANTTAKESKY


Wow, Haken just tweeted this thread. @Fireflyfans.net



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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:17 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Quote:

"Its not in the spirit of the holiday" (without looking it up tell me which episode that quote is from).

Ariel. Preceded by: "Don't look in the closet, it's greedy."




Ha ha..that was the only thing that I could think of, but I had the wrong ep. I was thinking it was tied into her 'trying to fix the bible' tirade, from Jaynestown, because I couldn't think of any holiday they celebrated, during the show. I almost was gonna guess Shepherd Book, from the same episode, but it just wasn't sounding right. And now I know why.

I feel bad, but not entirely. My gut was telling me 'River', but it just wasn't registering as to the when or the where.



"The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:22 AM

BYTEMITE


Also interesting, I like Robin Hood: Men in Tights as well, and crude comedy. I guess because it doesn't take itself seriously and is mocking itself, whereas most romantic flicks take themselves seriously and it seems like bathos to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathos

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm

However, I did not like Knocked Up, which was about as crude as a pregnancy comedy could be - the only thing I thought was funny was the pink-eye.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:41 AM

WISHIMAY

THIS machine kills fascists- Woody Guthrie


I love Men in Tights, too
You be suprised how many people I know couldn't watch that or other spoof movies, because they don't understand humor. I know people that have gotten really angry over something I thought was hilarious. It's one of those things that has to be developed to be understood. If you don't understand what others find funny, how can you make a joke or relate to others in that way? I think it's sad ta not have a sense of humor, one of the truly great things about being human.

About the other thing, I'll talk about anything with anyone. If all things in life were equal, I would have made a great Doc. Plague, pestilence, bring it. I guess I have a clinical side that I can turn on for that. Some people don't. I'm fascinated by all things biological (esp neurological ) and have an understanding about biology that some nurses I've talked to don't...

My family, however, has never ever been able to talk about emotions or what they are thinking or feeling. I've never figured out whether they feel things too deeply or are afraid of getting judged for their emotions and this has apparently been going on for generations. On the flip side, my kid CAN'T shut up about what she thinking or feeling, heh.



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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 6:34 AM

JO753

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Sounz like sumthing Wash woud say.

About crude humor comedy - The basketball wish in Bedazzled (1999). My fave comedy movie ever.

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Monday, November 28, 2011 7:54 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Okay, so I thought of a great use for this thread.

What are your favorite romantic/sex scenes in movies/shows?

My favorites are: Cold Mountain, when they are finally reunited and have sex and a child is conceived, the one time they are together, very well done scene.

Braveheart: The marriage scene and the after-marriage scene, wow, just, wow, I cry every time, its overwhelming. Wow.

Don't laugh, if you do I'll laugh at your favorite sex scenes.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011 4:28 AM

BYTEMITE


Well, I suppose ANYTHING is funny if it's sped up a lot with Yakety Sax playing over it.

So I'll go with that.

Most of the time they're just gross, if not pointless.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011 8:33 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


That's why my favorites are always ones that I feel add to the film. Excessive or gratuitous sex scenes are boring and we fast forward through them at my house. But we don't fast forward through the ones on Cold Mountain and Braveheart. My dad is notorious for fast forwarding through sex scenes, but he leaves Braveheart alone, he must think its beautiful and well done too.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:52 AM

MSA


Mostly I get distracted thinking about how awkward it is for the actors...
Underworld 2 lead actress and actor have a naked love scene...person directing is the actress's husband
That's gotta be weird.
" um yeah could you grab my wife's breast then sort of move up and down more"

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:39 AM

DREAMTROVE


Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:

This thread needs to be sexier. DT is still waiting for his "seven minutes in a closet". :)


Hey, I caught that!

I was waiting for a real closet, if it's going to be a closeted thread, then it's going to have to wait, because I'm just about to head out the door.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 2:42 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


You know what's really sexy? Belly dancing. I feel sexier just watching them and listening to the music.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:14 PM

DREAMTROVE


Hula hoops. Or rhythmic gymnastics.


That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:36 PM

WISHIMAY

THIS machine kills fascists- Woody Guthrie


I guess as I get older the sex scenes not as fascinating. I have become a connoisseur of the tete a tete, the private little stolen moments. A brush of the hand, a knowing stare, she blushes, a deep sigh...

THEN maybe eventually a tastefully artistic love scene that leaves more to the imagination than anything.


One of the things that got me right off about Firefly. Those little moments where Mal and Inara are whispering together leave me dizzy.
Like Tony and Ziva from NCIS. Last week's epp- the last minute. Mnn mnn mnnn.
CBS.com. You'll see it.
I'd like to be in my bunk, but hubby's at work





Oh, and sorry Nathan, I feel next ta nothing for you and Beckett. I've tried. She bores me as a character. Maybe if she lightens up a bit.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:40 PM

WISHIMAY

THIS machine kills fascists- Woody Guthrie


Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Hula hoops. Or rhythmic gymnastics.



Should I be worried about yer age limit fer sexyness? Not a whole hellova lot of grown women with hula hoops

For that matter, not a whole lotta women IN Indiana that can fit in a hula hoop

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:27 PM

BYTEMITE


I can't do hula hoops, my hips don't appear to work that way.

I will never be a gyroscope.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:22 PM

RIVERTAM1

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl!


CALL THE LOCKSMITH!

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:24 PM

RIVERTAM1

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl!


I love, love, LOVE Men in Tights! One of my favourite movies. Can you believe that my yr 8 teacher let us watch it in class?

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:26 PM

RIVERTAM1

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl!


Hmm... that would be a tad awkward...

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:39 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


River, Men in Tights rocks, what a funny movie, it makes me laugh every time.

Byte I can't hula hoop either, never could, only on my arm.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012 7:21 AM

FREMDFIRMA


Quote:

Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
I can't say I understand it either. I'm really new to shipping, I used to have a much more negative response to romance tropes, and sometimes it still annoys me. But sometimes I get all fangirlish about it.

But I'm still a total prude and not comfortable with explicit or even vaguely allusive talk.


Which is why I try to keep the obligatory stuff to a minimum, mehehehe.

As for shipping, I am terribly, terribly amused by Crack-Pairing, the trope page alone rolled me out of the chair in friggin hysterics.
I won't link it cause the Brain Bleach people wouldn't cut me in on pay per click, bah

-Frem

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012 7:32 AM

MSA


I really prefer everyone remain at least partially clothed
( I am still traumatized by Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012 7:34 AM

BYTEMITE


Speaking of crack ships, I do ship Jayne x Guns. It's as horrible as it sounds.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:25 PM

DREAMTROVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:
Speaking of crack ships, I do ship Jayne x Guns. It's as horrible as it sounds.



Ew,

Also, this, (new challenge) bear in mind it's all one take:
http://www.hell.tv/t/videos/7417/hula-hoop-hottie.html


River,

A little cross-over fun:




That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:52 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


I think you're exaggerating a tad bit Byte, you can't really say you ship that way unless you write about ... it.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:03 PM

DREAMTROVE


Oh yeah, and sexy stuff, how can it have happened that no one mentioned Pole Dancing yet?




That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:21 PM

BYTEMITE


Mostly I joke about it, and people reach for the brain bleach. I guess technically that doesn't count as writing...

On the other hand, I think that's about as long term and meaningful as any of Jayne's interests will ever get.

It's also one of the few crack ships suggested by some of the the show writers to have some basis. One of them wrote a story where Mal speculates that Jayne's relationship with his guns will ultimately be what ends him. That, or drinking too much and mistaking them while in a stupor for women...

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:25 PM

BYTEMITE


EDIT: Actually, maybe I'll spare everyone's sanity.

I still think it's funny. And so very wrong. And funny.

But to avoid that horrible horrible mental image, I'll say that I also ship Jayne and Saffron, if I'm going to ship Jayne with any living person at all. The relationship will be pure dysfunction and comedy, no fluffiness at all.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:48 PM

DREAMTROVE


They'll screw each other over, but she'll come out on top because she's smarter than him

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:50 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Yeah, saffron would come out on top in that one, she is quite smart. It would be so funny if Jayne and Saffron hooked up, she'd see him coming a mile away.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, January 12, 2012 4:12 PM

DREAMTROVE


Riona

Yes, she would. You can use that in the story. Jayne will say "I'll be in my bunk" and then he will go there and Saffron will already be there.


That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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