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Kingsman T.eww

POSTED BY: WISHIMAY
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Friday, September 22, 2017 10:39 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


WARNING, THERE BE PROFANITIES HERE! (and apparently, vulgarities that might offend those under the age of 15 and over the age of ...51 )





Ok, after having seen Kingsman 2, I am forced to come up with a new gold standard rating for crap movies.

For badly mediocre (and I HATE this phrase, but it's appropriate here).
3. Fucking my eyes out.

For genuine turd films (and again, suicide is not something I usually make light of).
2. Attempted to slit my wrists with my keys which I spent the better part of the movie fashioning into a shiv.

All that is left is
1. Total and complete memory wipe, it's better to be a complete vegetable than to have to live with the memory of any part of this movie.



This movie ALMOST hit all three chords with me. Kingsman 1 isn't for everyone. Honestly, a lot of it wasn't pleasant, but it had some redeeming and really funny moments.

Kingsman 2 is a carnival comic book on steroids with just a hint of LSD and a stale shot of Whiskey. Drink the whiskey, you'll need it to get through the movie...Really, I can't explain it any other way. Channing Tatum shows up partway through and for what few lines he had, the best ones were where you didn't even see him. They soon put him in a cryo tank and I was so relieved. By this point in the movie, I was gagging. Then came the moral of the story "People who take drugs aren't all bad and don't deserve death".

You know, I DO get it. There isn't a lot of solutions in life, and if you find a pill or chemical that lets you get on with it, so be it, but
despite TRYING to show negative effects of drugs in the movie, it almost seemed to give moral permission for hard drug use since "everyone does it". Drugs are bad...m'kay? STOP OVERDOSING WITH YER KIDS IN THE CAR YOU FREAKING STUPID JUNKIES. There I feel better.

The last part of the movie featured Elton John, looking like shit and acting like shit and cussing... like shit. Sorry, Elton...I can't help but think he's going to die soon, and is the whole reason he's in this movie. It fact, half of this movie should have been filmed in an old folk's home to save time. I almost feel like they were trying to kill off this franchise, it was so damn dumb.

There was only ONE redeeming scene in the whole movie, and I might even be biased in that because the song that they used has personal significance in my life. IT is the only reason I stop to give it a

"2. Attempting to slit my wrists with my keys which I spent the better part of the movie fashioning into a shiv"

Even my poor hubby, who I was hoping to have a few minutes of levity with, came away from the movie DEPRESSED, so it isn't just a girl problem with this movie... Rotten tomatoes says audience score is 76%...maybe it was a hit with ACTUAL drug users...they finally got a movie they could relate to???

We give it a D-.

And you have to understand, I'd watch Colin Firth read Vogon poetry, but I won't ever watch this movie again.





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Also, since Kingsman isn't kid or teen friendly, hell...I'm not sure I'm adult enough to see it...the kiddo saw Ninjago Lego Movie. It's a toy, it's a movie, it's... a therapy session? Most of the movie is about a kid and his villain father and his crappy childhood. Somebody is projecting, maybe?

She hasn't seen much of the TV show of the same name, but said the show is better. A lot of the movie is clichéd, but I guess if your kid doesn't know the word cliché, it should be ok. She also said most of it was sub-intelligent plot and dialogue and instead of saying f-word they used the word "butt" about 10 times, butt (see what I did there?) it was still funny at times. She gives it a B- on the kiddy scale, but gives the sound track an A.




















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Saturday, September 23, 2017 12:23 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


I'm underwhelmed with the franchise. The style and genre of the 1st one, imo, is what drew the most attention, but I just didn't buy into the movie itself.

Thought the ending was aimed at appealing to your average teenage boy. Needlessly juvenile.

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 12:51 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:

Thought the ending was aimed at appealing to your average teenage boy. Needlessly juvenile.



Sorry, I can't remember much of the first one besides him taking down Westboro Baptist

It's on the list of things we play on bad days, especially when the bad day is because of people being assholes. I saw this one with the hope of another equally redeeming clip. No such luck.

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 10:10 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


' Save the world, and I'll let you put IT in my bum ' ... On so many levels, that's just smh pathetic.


Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 1:03 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
' Save the world, and I'll let you put IT in my bum ' ... On so many levels, that's just smh pathetic.




It's ok grandpa, we know your generation doesn't do such things...



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Saturday, September 23, 2017 1:38 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
' Save the world, and I'll let you put IT in my bum ' ... On so many levels, that's just smh pathetic.

It's ok grandpa, we know your generation doesn't do such things...

Too bad you have not been exposed to witty repartee, instead of just smut, and baser topics.

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 6:08 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


I was waiting for him to say "I'm not a grandpa, I never married."

And JSF, IT'S A THREAD ABOUT A MOVIE FRANCHISE THAT IS HALF SMUT, what did you expect, Cakes and Tea?


Here you go, precious.

If anyone actually would like to talk about anal sex, I can do that as well. Since, yanno, I'm an adult and I don't blush like a wee babe. If planned and executed properly, it can be lots of fun

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 6:16 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry



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Saturday, September 23, 2017 7:24 PM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
' Save the world, and I'll let you put IT in my bum ' ... On so many levels, that's just smh pathetic.


Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.




" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall






I agree. I liked the first movie until they got stuck in some hangar, the last twenty minutes then it was crap. I like most Colin Firth movies but I have not seen the second movie and do not plan on returning to the franchise. :(

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 7:29 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
' Save the world, and I'll let you put IT in my bum ' ... On so many levels, that's just smh pathetic.




It's ok grandpa, we know your generation doesn't do such things...





I'm not a grandpa

I'm far less concerned w/ the promise of said 'act' as I am w/ the absurdity of the it being such a glorious reward for saving the planet. It's overly crude and simplistic in it's offer.

Be better. In your writing and your message.

Cakes and tea ? How about some style and class ?

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 8:23 PM

6STRINGJOKER


My brother tried to get me to watch the preview of this movie. I watched about 7 seconds of it before I told him to turn it off.

Before he turned it off my niece had walked into the room and I had to get in front of her to block the TV.

Why would anybody watch this untraviolent crap?

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 8:24 PM

6STRINGJOKER


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:

I'm far less concerned w/ the promise of said 'act' as I am w/ the absurdity of the it being such a glorious reward for saving the planet. It's overly crude and simplistic in it's offer.




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Saturday, September 23, 2017 9:46 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
' Save the world, and I'll let you put IT in my bum ' ... On so many levels, that's just smh pathetic.

It's ok grandpa, we know your generation doesn't do such things...


I'm not a grandpa

I'm far less concerned w/ the promise of said 'act' as I am w/ the absurdity of the it being such a glorious reward for saving the planet. It's overly crude and simplistic in it's offer.

Be better. In your writing and your message.

Cakes and tea ? How about some style and class ?

Weren't there some refined English Gentlemen in Kingsmen? I had not heard it was Team America.

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 10:59 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Yeah, something like that.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 11:01 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Hi Bup, how ya doing?
Yer better off not wasting your time on this one, yeah... or just about any movie made this year, sadly.



To Aurapter,
Didn't realize that I must be the epitome of gentility for your sake and the sake of the children. Especially considering we're on a fan site for a show that was partially about space hookers. Derp. There's a reason I use Inara's pic on my posts, and it's because, like her character...sex doesn't scare me. I don't feel ashamed talking about any of it in public to adults.




To JSF

Kingsman IS partially about the ridiculousness of pretending that any group of people is more refined than any other, which is a message I enjoyed. It seems to me that is why Colin Firth came back, he probably gets sick of being seen as the quintessential Victorian gentleman. He whacks off to the same porn everyone else does. And so does any Secret Agent Spy (except they have much better internet security, hopefully...) PEOPLE pretty much act like all other PEOPLE, the whole world over. So, NO...Kingsman ISN'T about refined men being suave spies. It's about people believing them to be suave men, which is their true cover.

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 11:17 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


I'm far less concerned w/ the promise of said 'act' as I am w/ the absurdity of the it being such a glorious reward for saving the planet. It's overly crude and simplistic in it's offer.




BTW, what would you have her offer to him, when she's locked in a room? Bon bons? Think he should have stopped at a 7-11 first to get some rubbers? Other than it being sexually graphic, I don't see your point here.


BTW, you obviously have NO IDEA how much effort a woman can put into preparing for anal, or you wouldn't say that. Enemas, stretching, and lube, oh my...






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Saturday, September 23, 2017 11:29 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


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To Aurapter ( AURaptor) ,
Didn't realize that I must be the epitome of gentility for your sake and the sake of the children. Especially considering we're on a fan site for a show that was partially about space hookers. Derp. There's a reason I use Inara's pic on my posts, and it's because, like her character...sex doesn't scare me. I don't feel ashamed talking about any of it in public to adults



Why do you assume anyone must be SCARED of sex ? Good grief, I'm talking about the way the issue was presented in the movie, as if " Wooo, butt sex! ", OK, I'll save the world, but anything " less " , forgetaboutit. It's patently juvenile nonsense.

And this has zero to do with YOU , princess. I'm talking - once again - about the MOVIE.

It's easy to see how screwed up you are because you lack the ability to comprehend what others are saying. You make up inane, nonsensical responses and over reactions to things which were never even said in the first place.

The first movie had a weak ending ( insert your own pun ) and the 2nd doesn't look all that worth while either.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, September 23, 2017 11:59 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


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To Aurapter ( AURaptor) ,
Didn't realize that I must be the epitome of gentility for your sake and the sake of the children. Especially considering we're on a fan site for a show that was partially about space hookers. Derp. There's a reason I use Inara's pic on my posts, and it's because, like her character...sex doesn't scare me. I don't feel ashamed talking about any of it in public to adults

Why do you assume anyone must be SCARED of sex ? Good grief, I'm talking about the way the issue was presented in the movie, as if " Wooo, butt sex! ", OK, I'll save the world, but anything " less " , forgetaboutit. It's patently juvenile nonsense.

And this has zero to do with YOU , princess. I'm talking - once again - about the MOVIE.

It's easy to see how screwed up you are because you lack the ability to comprehend what others are saying. You make up inane, nonsensical responses and over reactions to things which were never even said in the first place.

The first movie had a weak ending ( insert your own pun ) and the 2nd doesn't look all that worth while either.

Do you feel like you wandered into RWED, or Hustler Letters?
Sounds like some people confuse highly refined Gieshas with sodom crack whores. Maybe that's why it's called crack, for the bung wad.

Just because Mal calls Inara a whore, doesn't mean that the vast majority of viewers weren't smart enough to see it as untrue - only the delusioned, decrepit, depraved took it as literal truth.

And Firefly was a network TV Show - not Hoetime or Skinnemax. In Primetime, not late night. The first hour of Primetime, when most kids are still up. Apart from Chinese, there's even less profanity.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 12:25 AM

6STRINGJOKER


Since we're on the topic of sex, doesn't anybody else find it funny that here in America we bend over backwards to keep profane language and nudity out of flicks that kids under 17 can't see, but this movie and the first one only get a rating of R?

No wonder our kids are so screwed up.



BTW... it wasn't this movie my brother tried to show me. Whatever he showed me started with the "church scene". I guess Samuel L Jackson's character doesn't make it to the end of the first one?

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 2:01 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


Why do you assume anyone must be SCARED of sex ?



Because you TOTALLY ARE. The only people who would be bothered by that scene are people who have never done it. The rest of the planet would just blow it off, but it stuck forever in your mind, didn't it?


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Sunday, September 24, 2017 2:13 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:

Sounds like some people confuse highly refined Gieshas with sodom crack whores.




Oh, ok. You see an educated person selling their assets as somehow more noble than a prostitute selling themselves to survive...Gotcha.

The truth is there is NO difference. It's all the same sex, they are all people.

Oh, and your analogy is crap because Geisha in the traditional form didn't have sex for money. They were just glorified hostesses and entertainers.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 2:22 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by 6stringJoker:
Why would anybody watch this untraviolent crap?



Says the guy who just spent most of his productive days for the last dozen years playing...what? Grand Theft Auto? Assassins Creed? God of War? Bloodrayne?

Hypocrite much?

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 4:44 AM

6STRINGJOKER


Nah.

Final Fantasy. Torchlight. X-Com. Yahoo Spades.


The Queen of Hypocrisy should probably know more about what she's talking about before she opens her dirty, dirty mouth.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 11:11 AM

WHOZIT


Movie goers posting their own reviews on websites and on YOUTUBE have been having more impact lately then film critics, we'll find out next weekend if the flick takes a dive in the box office. Some critics will give a film good reviews so they keep getting invites to A-list parties and/or getting access to the stars. Variety is the worse, they're the biggest group of celeb ass kissers on the planet, TMZ is a close 2nd.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 11:55 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Movie goers posting their own reviews on websites and on YOUTUBE have been having more impact lately then film critics, we'll find out next weekend if the flick takes a dive in the box office. Some critics will give a film good reviews so they keep getting invites to A-list parties and/or getting access to the stars. Variety is the worse, they're the biggest group of celeb ass kissers on the planet, TMZ is a close 2nd.

TMZ is just brainless kids. Being clueless is different than brown nosing.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 11:55 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Movie goers posting their own reviews on websites and on YOUTUBE have been having more impact lately then film critics, we'll find out next weekend if the flick takes a dive in the box office. Some critics will give a film good reviews so they keep getting invites to A-list parties and/or getting access to the stars. Variety is the worse, they're the biggest group of celeb ass kissers on the planet, TMZ is a close 2nd.

TMZ is just brainless kids. Being clueless is different than brown nosing.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 5:48 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by 6stringJoker:
Nah.

Final Fantasy. Torchlight. X-Com. Yahoo Spades.






I'm just SUUUURE you've NEVER played a violent video game. I also have oceanfront property in Arizona to sell, if you're interested...

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Sunday, September 24, 2017 11:49 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


Why do you assume anyone must be SCARED of sex ?



Because you TOTALLY ARE. The only people who would be bothered by that scene are people who have never done it. The rest of the planet would just blow it off, but it stuck forever in your mind, didn't it?




Totally baseless claim, Wish. Stupid , needless, lame and juvenile writing at the *climax* of the movie takes away, and doesn't add anything. They're not as clever as they think they are, and YOU are defending it because you want to project your OWN issues into the discussion.

Do I think Bond did it ? Don't know, don't care, because it doesn't MATTER ! And that's the point. You are so obsessed with it or want folks to think you are, it's clear you have some deep seeded issues ... The rest of the planet ? HA ! As if that means 1 damn thing to the point of the movie anyways !

You really are self defensive, and I honestly don't want to know. Triggered something, that's for sure.


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Monday, September 25, 2017 12:51 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


You really are self defensive, and I honestly don't want to know. Triggered something, that's for sure.





I'M DEFENSIVE? You are the one yelling, with all the exclamation marks.

It's not like the movie was the greatest ever, so nothing was really lost...but your ridiculous expectations...

And it's "deep-seated", genius

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Monday, September 25, 2017 1:55 AM

6STRINGJOKER


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:

Originally posted by 6stringJoker:
Nah.

Final Fantasy. Torchlight. X-Com. Yahoo Spades.






I'm just SUUUURE you've NEVER played a violent video game. I also have oceanfront property in Arizona to sell, if you're interested...



I never said that I've never played a violent game before. It's just not my personal taste. When I do play them, it's usually games like Fallout or Dead Rising where the violence isn't against other human beings, but even that is beside the point.

Not only do games not look nearly as real as big budget movies, at least today, but there is very little overlap between the two mediums. There is nowhere near the level of realism in the immersion in games as there is in movies. Movies live or die based off of that, because it is the only means of interaction with the viewer. Video games have many other things going for them at the same time. It's one of the reasons why nobody has been able to make a video game movie that is any good.

Did I play Grand Theft Auto Vice City and San Andreas back in the day? Sure. For many hours. It never made me feel at all uncomfortable because I knew I wasn't actually shooting somebody or watching somebody else do it. 7 seconds of the trailer for the first Kingsmen movie was enough for me to tell my brother to turn it off though. That's the closest to real that I've ever seen somebody getting shot in the face, point blank. Add to it that it was a woman and it was in a church. Just gross.

I'm sure things like that don't bother you anymore when you've seen all of the Saw movies and The Human Centipede.

Have fun with that crap.

I'm proud of the fact that I have no stomach for ultraviolent crap like this. I'm equally bothered by the fact that so many other people do.

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Monday, September 25, 2017 11:26 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


You really are self defensive, and I honestly don't want to know. Triggered something, that's for sure.





I'M DEFENSIVE? You are the one yelling, with all the exclamation marks.

It's not like the movie was the greatest ever, so nothing was really lost...but your ridiculous expectations...

And it's "deep-seated", genius



Very defensive & delusional. Nothing about my initial remarks comes close to how you describe.

You're at best a troll just looking for / inventing reasons to argue.

I'm not playing your silly little game.

Thanks for the grammar lesson. It was mind - bottling.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Monday, September 25, 2017 6:16 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Perhaps this discussion would have been better suited to RWED.
Meaning the erogenous adventures of SodomQueen.

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Monday, September 25, 2017 11:26 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:

SodomQueen.



Aww, that's cute, did you come up with that all by your little self??
That you think that would bother me is hilarious.

I'd bet REAL money, no one would go near your nether regions for ANY REASON I think I'll call you WD-40 from now on. Going to need it for all that rust you've got going on down there...

JSF's face when he looks in his pants > awww....


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Monday, September 25, 2017 11:28 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


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I never said that I've never played a violent game before.



Are you still talking?? I forgot about you....and so has the rest of the world.

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017 12:54 AM

6STRINGJOKER


Oh... You mean you have nothing else "intelligent" to add to the conversation then, huh?

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017 1:36 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


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Originally posted by 6stringJoker:
Oh... You mean you have nothing else "intelligent" to add to the conversation then, huh?



Let's go over the last time you had anything to add...to ANYTHING.

Wow, that was a quick trip to nowhere...

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:05 PM

6STRINGJOKER


Well you've had a bunch of non-points and bitchy things to say to me. All of which I responded to with thoughtful and intelligent replies. Kind of our standard dialogue around here these days, I know.

I won't force you to act like an adult. That's your daddy's job.

..........As you were.


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Tuesday, September 26, 2017 4:54 PM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


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Originally posted by 6stringJoker:
All of which I responded to with thoughtful and intelligent replies.

That's your daddy's job.



Thoughtful and intelligent are two things you don't know Jack about.

Oh, and my dad is dead, which you might have been able to remember if you hadn't been the world's biggest loser lush for the last half decade... And now working minimum wage jobs while complaining what single moms make and bragging about playing the system. Yer a catch!

Like my new tagline??
"Anyone who spends their time bitching about feminists when there are much bigger baddies in the world AIN'T THAT DEEP."

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Thursday, September 28, 2017 11:08 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


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To Aurapter ( AURaptor) ,
Didn't realize that I must be the epitome of gentility for your sake and the sake of the children. Especially considering we're on a fan site for a show that was partially about space hookers. Derp. There's a reason I use Inara's pic on my posts, and it's because, like her character...sex doesn't scare me. I don't feel ashamed talking about any of it in public to adults

Why do you assume anyone must be SCARED of sex ? Good grief, I'm talking about the way the issue was presented in the movie, as if " Wooo, butt sex! ", OK, I'll save the world, but anything " less " , forgetaboutit. It's patently juvenile nonsense.

And this has zero to do with YOU , princess. I'm talking - once again - about the MOVIE.

It's easy to see how screwed up you are because you lack the ability to comprehend what others are saying. You make up inane, nonsensical responses and over reactions to things which were never even said in the first place.

The first movie had a weak ending ( insert your own pun ) and the 2nd doesn't look all that worth while either.

Do you feel like you wandered into RWED, or Hustler Letters?
Sounds like some people confuse highly refined Gieshas with sodom crack whores. Maybe that's why it's called crack, for the bung wad.

Just because Mal calls Inara a whore, doesn't mean that the vast majority of viewers weren't smart enough to see it as untrue - only the delusioned, decrepit, depraved took it as literal truth.

And Firefly was a network TV Show - not Hoetime or Skinnemax. In Primetime, not late night. The first hour of Primetime, when most kids are still up. Apart from Chinese, there's even less profanity.

While at work today listening to anal eruptions of wind, I came to relish the elegance of Registered Companions and Gieshas: discretion. Particularly in a forum with children, a quality which SodomQueen has clearly displayed no possession of. And an aversion to.

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Friday, September 29, 2017 1:52 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


I don't even understand what you are doing here. Jewel is one of those "librals" you spend all your time whining about. There is no way in hell she'd give you the time of day... you are a complete idiot.
Seriously, 6ix may be oblivious, but you are just a WASTE, dude.

You need an industrial barrel of this stuff...



One of us gets laid, and the other hasn't since George W. was in office.
Hope it rots off, loser!

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Friday, September 29, 2017 7:03 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!



As if getting laid is some great accomplishment ?

Oh my.

Anyone can " get laid ". That's a damn low bar to set for one's measure of life accomplishment or self worth.

But then again, maybe some simply don't ask that much of themselves. *shrugs*


Which is perfectly fine, btw. Do as you want, your life, etc... but don't then go projecting your perceived idea of failures onto others as if it means 1 damn thing to them as it means to you.

Quantity of one's physical exploits was never the issue. And it really isn't relevant to "winning" a discussion, about anything.

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Friday, September 29, 2017 11:15 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


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Originally posted by AURaptor:

As if getting laid is some great accomplishment ?



Says the OTHER idiot who hasn't been laid since George Sr.

There is a reason why you and JSF and 6ix are alone, and it's because you people are just missing something somewhere . You sit around thinking white people are so great and everyone else is just biologically less, and smack talking women who won't look your way when all they see are cavemen. All of you have serious emotional and educational issues.
And you sit in the middle of the road like stubborn donkeys hanging onto your ignorance for dear life.

YOU PEOPLE are the reason there is so much protesting going on in this country. If you weren't so freakishly pious, they wouldn't be ready to pick up torches and pitchforks.

BTW, not being able to talk about sex MAKES YOU A PRUDE. Add it to the list of childish faults you all have.

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Friday, September 29, 2017 12:04 PM

MOOSE


Really sucks that they spoiled Harry's return right in the dang trailer!
I hate that crap! Why do they do that?!?!?

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Friday, September 29, 2017 1:32 PM

6STRINGJOKER


Wishy is funny.

Thanks for the lolz. :)

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Friday, September 29, 2017 7:15 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


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Originally posted by Wishimay:
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Originally posted by AURaptor:

As if getting laid is some great accomplishment ?



Says the OTHER idiot who hasn't been laid since George Sr.

There is a reason why you and JSF and 6ix are alone, and it's because you people are just missing something somewhere . You sit around thinking white people are so great and everyone else is just biologically less, and smack talking women who won't look your way when all they see are cavemen. All of you have serious emotional and educational issues.
And you sit in the middle of the road like stubborn donkeys hanging onto your ignorance for dear life.

YOU PEOPLE are the reason there is so much protesting going on in this country. If you weren't so freakishly pious, they wouldn't be ready to pick up torches and pitchforks.

BTW, not being able to talk about sex MAKES YOU A PRUDE. Add it to the list of childish faults you all have.



Personal attack ? - Check
Sex validation claims ? - Check
Racial nonsense ? - Check
Baseless misogyny rant ? - Check
Deflection ? - Check


My remarks had zero to do with anything you claim. And yet, your titanic paranoia and obvious chip on your shoulder for what must be soooo many things, I can't begin to comprehend, makes it clear that rational, sincere and adult discussion w/ you is impossible.

Unless someone is willing to agree with you 100%, on everything, and not forget to add a plethora of compliments on your savvy , intelligence and OBVIOUS sexual prowess !

You go, girl !


Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, September 30, 2017 12:22 AM

WISHIMAY

There will be fire and brimstone and Earth will be destroyed!... in several billion years!----------------------------------------- "Well, so long Earth. Thanks for the air... and what-not." -Philip J. Fry


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Originally posted by AURaptor:


Unless someone is willing to agree with you 100%, on everything, and not forget to add a plethora of compliments on your savvy , intelligence and OBVIOUS sexual prowess !




Here's the thing you missed somewhere along the way.


If you don't have a good argument for your position on any given subject except for how you feel, it probably is the wrong position. If you can't support it with reason and logic, you need to change your mind.

Emotion is a primitive holdover from tribal days. Key word *primitive*.

THAT is how I find you. Primitive.

And yes, I am great at sex. It's one more thing you will never be.

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Saturday, September 30, 2017 2:54 PM

6STRINGJOKER


Everything you say Wish, is based off of feels and has nothing to do with logic or facts.

The fact that you continually contradict yourself in the heat of the moment is a sure signal that this is the mode you operate in.

Everything you say is hypocritical, and this last post is just another example of that.

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Saturday, October 7, 2017 2:53 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Nobody mentioned Firefly alum Jeff Ricketts (Hands of Blue) in the film?

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Saturday, October 7, 2017 7:21 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


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Originally posted by Wishimay:
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Originally posted by AURaptor:


Unless someone is willing to agree with you 100%, on everything, and not forget to add a plethora of compliments on your savvy , intelligence and OBVIOUS sexual prowess !




Here's the thing you missed somewhere along the way.


If you don't have a good argument for your position on any given subject except for how you feel, it probably is the wrong position. If you can't support it with reason and logic, you need to change your mind.

Emotion is a primitive holdover from tribal days. Key word *primitive*.

THAT is how I find you. Primitive.

And yes, I am great at sex. It's one more thing you will never be.



The ISSUE I had was the gratuitous nonsense at the end of a otherwise decent flick. I found it juvenile and far from comical, which I can only imagine was the intended goal.

That's my OPINION. There is no ' argument ', it's just how I feel about the writing. Period.

You however, for god only knows what reason, decided to make it an " argument ", took needless personal shots and found stage on which to declare your awesome sex abilities and fondness for buttsex.

I made no commentary on the issue of buttsex itself, either for or against. It's irrelevant to the discussion, but you made damn sure everyone knew YOUR views, and how everyone else not in agreement was inferior.

Wishi, you've got real problems.


Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, October 7, 2017 10:44 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


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Originally posted by Wishimay:
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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Unless someone is willing to agree with you 100%, on everything, and not forget to add a plethora of compliments on your savvy , intelligence and OBVIOUS sexual prowess !

Here's the thing you missed somewhere along the way.

If you don't have a good argument for your position on any given subject except for how you feel, it probably is the wrong position. If you can't support it with reason and logic, you need to change your mind.

Emotion is a primitive holdover from tribal days. Key word *primitive*.

THAT is how I find you. Primitive.

And yes, I am great at sex. It's one more thing you will never be.

The ISSUE I had was the gratuitous nonsense at the end of a otherwise decent flick. I found it juvenile and far from comical, which I can only imagine was the intended goal.

That's my OPINION. There is no ' argument ', it's just how I feel about the writing. Period.

You however, for god only knows what reason, decided to make it an " argument ", took needless personal shots and found stage on which to declare your awesome sex abilities and fondness for buttsex.

I made no commentary on the issue of buttsex itself, either for or against. It's irrelevant to the discussion, but you made damn sure everyone knew YOUR views, and how everyone else not in agreement was inferior.

Wishi, you've got real problems.


Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

People with those problems might have deaf ears. Maybe Sodomy batters the brain too much for them.

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