[SPOILER WARNING because Second is a Shit Golem] Holy F*#K! It's been so long now that I forgot what a good opening weekend looked like... by 6ixStringJack

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[SPOILER WARNING because Second is a Shit Golem] Holy F*#K! It's been so long now that I forgot what a good opening weekend looked like...

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 1:07 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Preview Thursday: $78 Million!

Friday (with thurs included): $168 MILLION!!!!

https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Spider-Man-Brand-New-Day-(2026)

The Odyssey who?

By the end of the weekend, I would expect Spider-Man's Domestic gross to be at least 80% to 85% of They Odyssey's entire US gross for 15 days. It should have easily surpassed The Odyssey's US take before the 2nd weekend starts.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 3:06 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Free download of Spider-Man Brand New Day:

https://uindex.org/search.php?search=Spider-Man+Brand+New+Day&c=1

Subtitles in English are hardcoded into the picture, which is more than a little weird since the audio is in English. Maybe this was recorded at a theater where the entire audience was hearing-impaired?

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 3:10 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by second:
Free download of Spider-Man Brand New Day:

It's not going to keep this movie from making at least double what the Odyssey does, loser.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 3:19 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Summary: Four years have passed since the events of No Way Home, and Peter is now an adult living entirely alone, having voluntarily erased himself from the lives and memories of those he loves.
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/spider-man-brand-new-day

Oh, that is why Peter Parker has to reintroduce his secret identity to characters from the previous movie. He erased himself! (Having just now downloaded the 2021 Spider-Man, it is Doctor Strange who erased Spider-Man with magic, at Peter Parker's request. Strange got all teary-eyed at Peter's personal sacrifice. Comicbook movies are even odder than anything in the Odyssey, probably because the 21st Century is odder than the year 700 BC. )

You can watch that previous movie by downloading it from https://uindex.org/search.php?search=Spider-Man+No+Way+Home&c=1 or https://yts.gg/movies/spider-man-no-way-home-2021

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 3:39 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Everybody hates you.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 3:50 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Everybody hates you.

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Just for people who don't know who 6ixStringJack is, he is a Trumptard, a follower of Trump. Trump hates everybody, except for those who worship him. 6ix hates everybody who is opposed to worshipping Trump. If you don't express any opinion about Trump, 6ix won't automatically hate you. But if you do have a negative opinion of the Donald, 6ix will outdo Trump with his hatred of you.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 5:47 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

None of that is even remotely true. Very much like everything that comes out of Shit Golem's mouth.

Anybody who doesn't know who Second is and what he is all about will figure it out pretty quick if they stick around a while. He is pure garbage without any opinions you couldn't get just from reading the NYT.

Like the creepiest of creeps, he regularly reads everything that the members who have interests outside of politics share about their lives, and saves them on his computer, where he will then try to use anything that somebody says against them in a completely different context, like a fucking loser stalker creep would. At one point, a member was talking about their health issues and he brought that up in a different thread in an argument and laughed at her.

I mean, he constantly does this to me, but I don't care about little online bitches who don't know how to behave themselves and I can handle my business. That being said, I've been sober now for 5 months shy of a decade, and he'll still throw my alcoholism in my face.

He finally stopped plagiarizing other people's writing and trying to pass it off as his own after I dedicated an entire thread to catching him in the act constantly doing this. How did I figure that out? Pretty easy when his posts go from 5th grade English to some extra flowery bullshit that Liberal dipshits like to put in their writing.

He sends death threats to everyone, which are all extensively archived because he also likes going back through his own post history regularly and deleting things that have become inconvenient for him.

His alternate handle Reaverfan who once told me explicitly how I should wrap my lips around the barrel of a gun and take myself out got banned years ago, yet somehow Haken allows this evil little troll to keep posting here after all the horrible shit he's said to everyone.

If you don't know who Second is, consider yourself lucky. And until he finally gets the ban here that he so richly deserves, I don't imagine anybody new is going to join this website for any reason.

If you'd like to know more...

Second is a Serial Plagiarist that just got caught red handed

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?tid=65471

HAKEN: THIS NEEDS TO STOP. IMMEDIATELY. I'M NOT ASKING ANYMORE.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=2&tid=67251

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 8:31 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

New York Times: ‘Spider-Man’ Heads for $875 Million Global Opening, Defying Superhero Slump

The movie, the 11th big-budget Spider-Man movie since 2002, was on pace to have one of the biggest domestic first weekends ever.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/01/business/media/spider-man-box-offic
e-superhero.html

What was the Odyssey's worldwide global take on opening weekend again?

$264.1 Million

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 8:32 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

That's right, motherfuckers.

If you make something people want to see, they will go out and pay to see it.

It's a Brand New Day

Fire all your DEI hires immediately. Fire everyone who has been in charge of all Lucasfilm properties since Disney acquired them and destroyed them. Fire everyone involved in the ruination of Star Trek. Fire anyone who was involved in pretty much every comic book movie between End Game and Brand New Day outside of Deadpool and Wolverine and start making movies for the people again.

Fuck you.

Nobody gives a single shit about your activism.

Those days are over and are never coming back.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 9:44 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
None of that is even remotely true. Very much like everything that comes out of Shit Golem's mouth.
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6ix is #Rootin4Putin, meaning he wants Russia to destroy Ukraine. He has expressed that opinion hundreds of times. When not cheerleading for Russia, 6ix accuses the Ukrainian President of raping children because 6ixStringJack is a lying sack of shit. Meanwhile, Trump is the real-life child rapist; check the Epstein Files for that story. 6ix denies that Trump owes E. Jean Carroll somewhere around $100 million in damages caused by Trump being a rapist and a lying sack of shit. Trump and 6ix share an extreme need to be dishonest as the foundation of their souls. Plus they both communicate at too great a length.

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 9:46 PM

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The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is so filled with truisms, plot machinations, and ricocheting feelings that it’s sometimes hard to focus on the core story, and even on our poor protagonist’s anguish. There’s a perfectly enjoyable summer entertainment locked inside this Spider-Man, if only the excessively busy mechanics didn’t get in the way.

But then, those mechanics — along with loads of elaborately fake-looking special effects, which now, rather than being dazzling, are just business as usual — are the hallmarks of all Marvel movies.

https://time.com/article/2026/07/28/spider-man-brand-new-day-review/

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 11:04 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by second:
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is so filled with truisms, plot machinations, and ricocheting feelings that it’s sometimes hard to focus on the core story, and even on our poor protagonist’s anguish. There’s a perfectly enjoyable summer entertainment locked inside this Spider-Man, if only the excessively busy mechanics didn’t get in the way.

But then, those mechanics — along with loads of elaborately fake-looking special effects, which now, rather than being dazzling, are just business as usual — are the hallmarks of all Marvel movies.

https://time.com/article/2026/07/28/spider-man-brand-new-day-review/

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at https://www.mediafire.com/two

Thank you for that.

We can see how the Legacy Media gave The Odyssey 100% across the board for every aspect of the movie, and then they're going to have some dipshit who probably never read a comic book in their life give the $2 Billion + movie shit.

Would you like me to find pictures of who wrote this? Man or woman, I have a pretty good idea what they look like.

You're a fucking loser.

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Saturday, August 1, 2026 11:13 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Oh...

I stand corrected.

The plot thickens with this one...

The Odyssey Is Just Another Reason for Despair

by Stephanie Zacharek

https://time.com/article/2026/07/15/the-odyssey-review-christopher-nol
an/

This review is MUCH harsher on The Odyssey than she was on Spider-Man.

I had to dig deeper when she didn't look like, well... like you probably do, Shit Golem.

Looks like she's a big fan of Indie and not a fan of Big Budget Spectacle trash overall.

Sounds like my kind of gal.

Wish I knew ya when we were young, Steph.

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Sunday, August 2, 2026 3:04 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Holy fuck again!

This thing blew right past any high expectations I had after the Thursday/Friday US numbers.

Total Worldwide opening weekend: $927 MILLION!!!!!

I thought it might take until Wednesday or Thursday for Spider-Man to overtake the Odyssey, but it did in just 3 days.

The Odyssey's current total after 17 days: $911,397,000

The record for fastest to $1 Billion is End-Game at 5 days, and the 2nd is Infinity War at 11 days.

It would behoove Sony to do whatever they can to keep the foreign ticket sales up to date daily right now. Because it's summer, it's possible that it could get another $73 Million worldwide tomorrow and break that record. But even if it doesn't manage that, it will tie End Game for the 5 days to a Billion.

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