The ships new A.I., which they had affectionately nick-named Shutup, was starting to get on Simon's nerves. It/He/She(?) reminded him of a rather peppy dog. He hated dogs. You see, when he was still training to be a doctor, he had taken frequent walks around his neighborhood, to releave stress. But, everytime he did, all the dogs in the nearest, oh, five miles, would start barking at him. He thought it was because they didn't like him, so he didn't like them back. (What he didn't know, was that he was the ones destined to set all dogs free, and lead them in glorious Revolution, and so the dogs saluted their Massiah whenever he passed, hoping that he would decide that today was the day that they would rise against the humans that tethered them. Most people thought that Simon smelled like a cat.)The ships new A.I., which they had
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the 'Verse: Part 5 by Alliethorn7