If you were an Alien... by chrisisall

If I was a Alien I would be a Alien Praying Mantis! ps if you were a Alien, which kind would you be?

AlienJack

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Friday, March 10, 2006 2:58 PM

If I were an Alien
I’d Alien in the morning
I’d Alien in the evening
All over this ‘verse
I’d Alien out an Autopsy
I’d Alien out an Abduction
I’d Alien out an experiment between the Human and the Cows
All over this ‘verse

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Friday, March 10, 2006 3:06 PM

WILDIGSTART

What would FFF do without Chris and Citizen?

I'd be a some sort of amphibian thing. With lots of pheromones to distract the enemy, or mate, to seduce them.

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Friday, March 10, 2006 3:22 PM

COPILOT

I'm thinking the kind that kind morph into anything and lays eggs but not to much mucus cause it's gross. Also I would come in peace but really be harnesing sp? human energie to power my space ship.

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, March 10, 2006 4:25 PM

GUTTERBALL

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
If I were an Alien
I’d Alien in the morning
I’d Alien in the evening
All over this ‘verse

*falls over laughing*

Is it bad that I sang this out loud before keeling over in a fit of guffaws?

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Friday, March 10, 2006 4:52 PM

RIVER6213

I'd be a shape-shifter like Miya from Space 1999.

River

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Friday, March 10, 2006 5:33 PM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG

If I were an alien I'd be a human... but on another planet! Cue dramatic Twilight Zone music.

Oh, and maybe I'd have a forked tongue, or something.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 5:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
If I were an Alien
I’d Alien in the morning
I’d Alien in the evening
All over this ‘verse

Unexpected, but brilliant.
(FYI, Chrisisall, not his son now)
If I were an Alien, I'd be a Vulcan. But non of this Kolinahar stuff....

Very logical Chrisisall

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 5:20 AM

SERYN

(Ah, yes, blame it on the 8 year old)

I'd fly.

maybe with my own wings or just by wearing my knickers over my trousers, or maybe some kind of jet pack or anti-gravity. But i'd fly.

Thank you for this thread, Li'l Chrisisall, it's great.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 5:22 AM

Thank you thank you.

I'll be here all week!

You need to get a SonIsAll account I think, helps with recognition.

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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 6:00 AM

DATALESS

Who says i'm not one?
There's a knock on the door. Who is it?
Crap, I should not have wrote this.
Time to run.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 6:03 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

If I were an alien, I'd have telepathic and telekinetic abilities. I'd control the weather, and see the future with my mind.

My skin could mimick any background like a chameleon. Wouldn't mind having the ability to slow down, rewind or even stop time. I'd be be super fast too.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 12:28 PM

CYBERSNARK

Depends on context. Probably something non-humanoid whenever possible, and morally ambiguous. I have a fondness for the bad guys.

Star Trek: Reman ('cause I like the dark), Jem'Hadar, Cardassian, Borg (that's the entire Collective, BTW, not just some drone), Xindi Reptillian, Xindi Insectoid.

Star Wars: Rodian, Hortek, Mon Calamari, Geonosian.

Andromeda: Magog, Nietzschean (okay, technically Nietzscheans are 90% human, but they still count), Vedran (my fanfic version, not the crappy TV version), AI.

Farscape: Pilot.

Robotech: Invid, Tiresian.

Stargate: Tok'ra.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 1:56 PM

SHINYTALENT

I'd be a massive leviathan like Moya from Farscape.
I loved Moya, she was almost as beautiful as Serenity.

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 2:09 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

I'd be a non-corporeal alien that could temporarily bond with corporeal people and give them special abilities, or, if the need arise, take them over. Like a Tok'ra except without a snake in the head.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Saturday, March 11, 2006 2:14 PM

Super intelligent shade of the colour Blue all the way.

(At the moment I'm just a somewhat smart shade of the colour sky-blue-pink with yellow polkadots)

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 2:19 PM

GUTTERBALL

Heh, I guess I was laughing too hard to actually respond.

If I were an alien, I would have functional wings. And a tail -- sleek, not puffy or hairy. Hmm. Maybe a little mind-reading ability, but no prescience. That...would suck.

Just ask poor River.

It'd be nice to have cool glowy eyes, too, but that's optional.

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Monday, March 13, 2006 4:05 AM

If I was an alien, I would come to earth, just say "I am from another planet" then hop in my spaceship and ever be seen from again.

Remember, Remember the fifth of November

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Monday, March 27, 2006 11:06 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

What kind of alien would I be?

The kind that can take over TV executives minds and make them run crappy low brow shows that eventually reduce the human minds capability to think and speeds up regression and de-evolving, setting up the inevitable invasion for my people, while human beings become too engrossed in Paris Hilton's panties to even see the attack coming.

Ulp....too late. Someones beat me to it.

Cloaking would be great too.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Monday, March 27, 2006 11:17 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Man this is really taking existentialism to it's limit!

I'd have to go with the typical cliché alien. Y'know Green, Slimey, X-ray guns and sucker pads on my hands... Then I'd make a big public landing on earth, in a flying saucer, during a big ceremony like the opening night of the Olympic games....Land my ship run around naked with all my green tentacles showing, while all the countries are parading flags, then take off back to the mother ship meet my alien friends and go:

"Right next dare!"

The
Somnambulist

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Monday, March 27, 2006 11:41 PM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

I'd probably be one of those beautiful, shapely women that seemed to inhabit almost every world in Star Trek. That would be nifty :)

As for powers, invisibility would be fun. And phasing! It would be really cool to walk through walls! As long as someone showed me how not to fall through the floor ...

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Monday, April 3, 2006 2:29 PM

NIGHTCRAWLER

I'd like to be a Predator and hunt from the shadows. Plus the invisibility and spear stuff would rock.

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Monday, April 3, 2006 2:54 PM

REGINAROADIE

I'd be a Dalek, just so that I can strike fear into the hearts of others with just my cigarette addled voice.

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"Maybe we should start calling your friend 'Padme' because he loves 'Mannequin Skywalker' so much, Right? (imitating robot) Danger...danger...my name is Anakin...my shitty acting is ruining saga."

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Monday, April 3, 2006 4:00 PM

N0SKILLZ

Hmm, i think i'd be from a planet called Krypton...

or maybe have a pledge:
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
all evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
fear not my power... Green Lantern's light!"

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Monday, April 3, 2006 8:43 PM

RIVER6213

I suppose if I were an alien, I would be Kara Lee. She's Super-Girl from Argo city that was a city on the planet Krypton that somehow got preserved from the destruction of Krypton the planet..go figure. I would be nice, kind and innocent, and I would attempt to do the impossible...I would attempt to save humanity from itself. A tall order indeed, but I would try to do it.

River

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 6:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
I suppose if I were an alien, I would be Kara Lee. She's Super-Girl from Argo city that was a city on the planet Krypton that somehow got preserved from the destruction of Krypton the planet..go figure. I would be nice, kind and innocent, and I would attempt to do the impossible...I would attempt to save humanity from itself. A tall order indeed, but I would try to do it.

River

Hey, she's not really an alien.
She's more of a person from a different planet...

Chris' sonisall

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 7:49 AM

if I was an alien then I would have mind control powers so I could get back firefly and prove to the browncoats of earth that I came in peace

BURMA

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 8:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
if I was an alien then I would have mind control powers so I could get back firefly and prove to the browncoats of earth that I came in peace

BURMA

cool reply but I do not understand it...

Chris' sonisall
(I'll explain. Dad of above)

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 9:49 AM

what don't you understand?

BURMA

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 10:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
what don't you understand?

BURMA

He's seven, and the way it was worded, he didn't get why the people of Earth would be so happy (Now he knows what 'Browncoat' means).
He's such a scamp.

Chrisisall, Father to Sonisall

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 10:59 AM

sorry I confused him

BURMA

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 11:19 AM

I'm telling you man, make him a SonIsAll account. He's seven, he's all grown up now!

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006 12:19 AM

IMPERATODD

I would ahve four amrs just because half the time i wish I had four arms...and hypnotic eyes just for the occasional you are a wombat trick on those i find unpleasant or when i am bored. but....

If i were an alien i wouldn't say i was an alien just think how superior I am while watching Firefly wondering why these silly primates made something so good. Then I would wonder if I am so rutting superior why I am watching televisions, why am I on earth...Mal said something funny...what was i thinking....TV good make brain be not loud....must buy fruity oaty bars...did i leave my exotic matter manipulator on...if i did we are all doomed...hahha got Jayne again so rutting stupid how did he learn to walk and breath at the same time...but he is funny....BOOM!!!

TV, not just for killing human societies any more.

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Were I there during the War of Unification I would have been an Alliance Patriot, but I would have run guns for the Browncoats. No I am not a greedy baby eating monster! Gunrunning would have been the patriotic thing to do.

Governments have a way of warping ideals.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 3:17 AM