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Favorite Quote from any series

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Monday, August 27, 2007 2:19 PM

INCELISM

I'll be in my bunk

from FireFly

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:00 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by Incelism:
I'll be in my bunk

from FireFly

"Hey! Standing right here! Standing right exactly here!" Willow - Buffy the Vamire Slayer

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:13 PM

TOSABROWNCOAT

Define interesting

Oh god oh god we are all going to die

-firefly

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 4:32 PM

TRAVELER

"Your despicable" Which always produced a lot of spit flying from Daffy's mouth.

Daffy Duck to Bugs Bunny in every episode they were worked together.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 10:11 PM

MACQYVER

I like "I walked into the store and there were two thugs threatining the owner with shotguns, so I drew my magnum and killed 'em both. Then I proceded to buy some milk and some eggs and some of those little cocktail weenies."
-Sledgehammer

and

dalek tey to cybermen"The cybermen are better than daleks at one thing"
Cyberman"what is that"
Dalek tey "You are better at dying"

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Friday, August 31, 2007 7:31 PM

MOBBEX

You are better at dying

Quote:
Originally posted by MacQyver:
dalek tey to cybermen"The cybermen are better than daleks at one thing"
Cyberman"what is that"
Dalek tey "You are better at dying"

I owe you

Me, I like...

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain"----Morpheus

I was ten when I first got to see the matrix. You could say it was my introduction to modern spiritualy.

Also...

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."----Han Solo

Truer words were never spoken (you can see where the love for firefly comes from, can you

"Not learning theory is like saying i don't want to communicate with people,
I'll just rub my penis all over their faces." ----John Frusciante ...Lol

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Friday, August 31, 2007 8:50 PM

BROWNCOAT2007

Mals "... Huh" or the *silent blink* from Our Mrs. Reynolds... probably not exactly quotes per-say, but I like 'em none-the-less...

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 4:39 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

From Slither:

Jack MacReady: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. G**damn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're g**damn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no f***ing g**damn Mr. Pibb?

Bill Pardy: [sarcastic] *Jesus Christ*, Jack, let me get right on it!

And from Angel season 2:
COPS SUCK!

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Find here the Serenity you seek.

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 5:50 AM

EMPIREX

Evil double post!

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 5:51 AM

EMPIREX

Mulder: Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.

Patsy: When you were two years old, we tied you to the central reservation of a motorway.

Edina: But you were like a homing pidgeon, sweetie....back within a week!

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 8:53 AM

BROWNCOAT2007

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
From Slither:

Jack MacReady: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. G**damn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're g**damn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no f***ing g**damn Mr. Pibb?

Bill Pardy: [sarcastic] *Jesus Christ*, Jack, let me get right on it!

And from Angel season 2:
COPS SUCK!

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Find here the Serenity you seek.

lol... another one, from Silther, and it's an out take but I don't gorram care...

*Nathan hearing the babys crying, pumps shotgun*

"I'll be right back" *with that evil mal smirk at the camara...

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 10:54 AM

SINGATE

I've got a couple.

Brimstone
Lucifer replies to the notion that he fell in love with a damned soul. "The only thing I ever loved was God, and that was a long time ago".

They Live
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of chewing gum".

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 9:19 PM

GLADIATOR32

Red Dwarf

"Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete Smegpot. Brains in the anal region, chin absent - presumed missing, genatalia small and inoffensive... nothing of value or interest..."

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www.myspace.com/32dan32
danglads32@yahoo.co.uk

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 9:59 PM

PEGLEG

From the Serenity gag reel -

"Jayne - try not to steal too much of their sh*t"

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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Browncoat since '05

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Saturday, September 1, 2007 11:34 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Does the entire theme song from the Fall Guy count as a quote:

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

...being as how I had aspirations of being a stuntman when I was younger.

www.cirqus.com

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 1:30 PM

MACQYVER

These ones are from movies, but there good movies.

Crocodile dundee II
Mic Dundee after asking a gang what they did last night "The way I see it, if someone asks you the same question tomorow, you can eather say 'we didn't do nothin' or you can say 'we went down to Long Island, and helped this lunatic storm a fortress."

Romancing the Stone
Jack"What did you do, wake up thismorning and say 'I think I'm going to ruin some guys life today"

and finaly "INCONCEIVABLE!"

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 2:23 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Gladiator32 has a NOD avatar! How cool is that!

Probably a soliloquy(took me a forever to find the spelling for that), but it's one of the best ever.

The X-Files: Season Four
"Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man"

The Cigarette Smoking Man: Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

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Find here the Serenity you seek.

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Thursday, September 6, 2007 8:36 AM

CRYSTALKEI

"people are like happy meals with legs!" ~Spike

"Nobel invented dynamite, I don't want his blood money." ~ House

Veronica: What's your poison?
Logan: Emotionally un-available women, ahh, here we are.

Mal:just get us on the ground
Wash:that part will happen pretty definatly

oh yeah...and "I'm Bill Pardy"

Jayne Cobb, the Dick Casablancas of Firefly

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Thursday, September 6, 2007 10:15 AM

GLADIATOR32

Quote:
Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
Gladiator32 has a NOD avatar! How cool is that!

I randomly started playing Tiberian Sun again, about a month ago. I just decided I'd show my allegiance (and there ain't no way I'm aligning myself with those damn goody-two-shoes GDI...)

Oh, and another quote - this one from Season One of 'I'm Alan Partridge'...

"No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!!!"

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danglads32@yahoo.co.uk

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Saturday, September 8, 2007 11:58 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

NOD can hold the line under the feet of my Mammoth Mk II! [evil laugh goes here]

But seriously now, ever since I installed the Firestorm expansion, loading my old save games can sometimes crash the game. Stupid EA.

Two scenes with somthing in common:

WASH
Hey, I've been in a firefight before. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired, from a frycook opportunity -- I can handle myself."

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BTVS "Doomed"

RILEY
"Buffy -- where's the bad here? It
just turns out we're even more well
matched than we thought we were. I
mean, you're a-

Some people pass. Riley catches himself.

RILEY
"-fry cook. And so am I."

BUFFY
"Right. But you're an amateur... fry
cook and I come from a long line of
fry cooks who don't live past twenty-five."

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Saturday, September 8, 2007 1:41 PM

OPTIMUS1998

Let me get back to you all on this one...
( you know you are evil for starting this thread, Too Much Televised goodness for me to choose from[most i can't remember right now as I'm making my way back through Beast Wars @ the moment] )

Make Cartoons, Not War
- Sue Blu
Well played, Clerks...
- Leonardo Leonardo(Clerks Cartoon)

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Monday, September 10, 2007 4:03 PM

GODDESSWARRIOR89

I love the little monologues that start Grey's Anatomy... I absolutely love this one...

You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

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Monday, September 10, 2007 5:21 PM

SERGEANTX

"It's enough"

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007 1:31 PM

DUKUSUKKER

I have a few...hope movie series' count :0)

"Listen...smell something?" Ray(Ghostbusters)

"I love you." "I know." Lea & Han (Empire Strikes Back

"I've got a bad feeling about this..." every gorram lead character in all the Star Wars movies - cool of them to poke fun at themselves later though

"Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy...." Jack Tripper (3's Company)

"Yes, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!" Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

"Yes, he may pork her Russ..." Clark Grizwald (European Vacation)

"Get away from her you bitch!" Ripley (Aliens)

"Eet luhks like a dog to scraahb for dee cahstuhmer. Eets nat sexy it's ahneemahl." Serge (Beverly Hills Cop)

"Give me the dingding machmud!" Larry Appleton (Perfect Strangers)

"I think i just swallowed my eyes!" Dan Fielding (Night Court)

"AAAHHHGGG! How'd you get the seat up that high?" Dan Fielding (Night Court)

"I need to go. I'm late for my virgin support group meeting." Louise Fitzer (Herman's Head)

"...oooh! Kelly Rippa!" everyone on Scrubs except of course "J.D." Dorian

i probably have more but those were right off the top of my head...thank you for reading

dukusukker
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"noah's ark is a problem..."

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Monday, September 17, 2007 2:17 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Angel "Blind Date"

Gunn: "Whoo-whoo! My god! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe them. Damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. Now, now, girls, don't get all riled up.
OW! Did you just step on my foot? Is that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me - up in this haven of justice?
Somebody get me a lawyer - because my civil rights have seriously been violated. - Oh, I get it, I get it. You all can cater to the demon, cater to the dead man, but what about the black man!"

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Monday, September 17, 2007 2:29 PM

CRUITHNE3753

Red Dwarf:-

Rimmer: "Step up to red alert!"

Kryten: "Sir, are you sure? It does mean changing the bulb!"

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007 12:29 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Buffy "Conversations With Dead People"

Holden Webster: "Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you."

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Saturday, October 6, 2007 7:46 AM

XXSTUTTERFLYXX

LOST
Sawyer: well yeah that's my favorite leaf, how could i forget this place?

Sawyer: i dunno Mr Clean, I probably would've gone AROUND mt Vesuvius.

POTC3
Jack Sparrow: NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my brain!

Jen-dao-mei
Jing zi
Kwin gwe je deh

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Saturday, October 6, 2007 8:26 AM

JONGSSTRAW

"I would advise yuz to keep dialin' Oxmyx" ... Spock

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Saturday, October 6, 2007 10:43 AM

GORRAMNREEVER

Not much on TV....but Movies, HELL YEAH!

1.) "Why didn't you say something, Marvin? Slipped your mind? You forgot to mention someone's in the bathroom with a goddamn handcannon?" - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

2.)Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking Billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou! Alex DeLarge, A Clockwork Orange

3.) Why do Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and my kids look at me like I'm a rack of lawn tools at Sears? Roman, The Great Outdoors

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Saturday, October 6, 2007 11:24 AM

WYATT

It's a fool that looks for reason in the chambers of the human heart.

O brother, where art thou?

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Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:55 PM

MACQYVER

Ok, heres a few from Life,

"I wish I was an umpalumpa, cause then Id be fat and I wouldn't be cold"

Sorry I'm late, on the way here I came across a band of traveling gypsies, and they made me thier king.

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Daily "to do" list: do homework, run a few miles, be hero, get the girl. the first one is optional

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Monday, May 5, 2008 5:50 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

"You don't HAVE hair, you have a pelt."

and
"Thank you kindly."

from Due South.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:21 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I have never forgotten it.

From The Bob Newhart Show, his original one where he played the Chicago psychologist. He is talking to his wife Emily about a priest who has come to him wondering if he should leave the priesthood, and Bob is worried that his advice might cause him to make that decision.

Emily says, "You're talking about the priesthood as if it was something sacred."

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:29 PM

BORIS

"EEEEEAAAAGHHHHRRRRR!" or something like that Xander said it on season seven of Buffy when Caleb squelched his eye out....or maybe I said it when Caleb squelched his eye out.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 11:19 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Not a series, but just saw The Bodyguard again on cable. After kicking the former bodyguard's butt 3 or 4 times, without any chitchat, Farmer says "I hope we don't need to have this conversation again" or similar.

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Monday, May 12, 2008 12:31 AM

HUGHFF

A few from Andy Richter Controls the Universe:

Byron: My girlfriend gave me V.D.
Andy: I could act surprised if it'd help.

There's going to be a duct tape wedding - everyone cover your genitals!

Often misunderstood, the lion is nothing more than a large vegetable eating dog which can easily be tamed. Watch as I hypnotise this 700lb male speciman with a salami.

Jessica: My sister thinks that I'm an irresponsible, career-oriented slut.
Andy: I don't think you're career-oriented.
Jessica: I know.

www.cpfc.org - my life

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