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The I AM a guy club!

POSTED BY: SOUTHERNSLAYER
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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:20 AM

SOUTHERNSLAYER


The I AM a guy club!

This is a club for people who arn't girls.

Pretty self explainatory i should think.

So yeah! Join the newest little side club thing at FFF.net.

Rule number one) there are no rules.

Rule number two) no outside food.

And NO girls alowed. (Besides, ladies, its not like joining said club is going to get you laid, so whats the point of trying?)


Sorry couldn't resist!



"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:24 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.


Well, as I am a guy, and I have man parts (but not a girls name), so sign me up Slayer.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."


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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:46 AM

JUMPY


Yeh when last I checked I was a guy as well. count me in


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There's no show I'd rather see, than the one with Serenity.
You can't take the sky from me...

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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:48 AM

STATIC


Oh by all means!!!!

I am assuming that this guy club comes complete with the leather armchairs, cigars and good whiskey?

If not, I'll bring them.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:52 AM

CYBERSNARK


I'm in too.

(Why do I get the feeling I'm gonne end up apologizing to the women on behalf of my entire gender once again?)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:01 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.


Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Oh by all means!!!!

I am assuming that this guy club comes complete with the leather armchairs, cigars and good whiskey?

If not, I'll bring them.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."


Make mine 20 year old Scotch!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."


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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:09 AM

WERZBOWSKI


Sure... I'm in.

"Wherever you go, there you are."
- Dr. B. Banzai

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:13 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


I'm a guy...

Hey, us guys have to stick together and fend off all those feminine wiles...



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But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:13 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


So is this a guys' club not a gentlemen's club, right? I use to work at one of the places with old, rich men sitting in club chairs, smoking cigars, and drinking gold label Johnny Walker and Glenlivet. It wasn't very fun. I'm heading back to the girls' club--call us if you need us.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:27 AM

ATHERTONWING


I'm in! I have manly man parts and/or functions besides women are stupid, they have stupid breasts and stupid hair and stu....so really no women at all? ok fine but as long as were all still allowed to ogle the women? who the hell do they think they are? starting their little man haters club...grrr they have gone too far the chauvinist pigs. we can have our own club, with black jack and hookers and ok no women so forget the hookers just the blackjack...ah forget the whole thing.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 5:47 AM

STATIC


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
So is this a guys' club not a gentlemen's club, right? I use to work at one of the places with old, rich men sitting in club chairs, smoking cigars, and drinking gold label Johnny Walker and Glenlivet. It wasn't very fun. I'm heading back to the girls' club--call us if you need us.

www.thatweirdgirl.com


Nah. . .this is a GUY'S club. . .which takes all of the best elements of a gentlemen's club . . .the cigars, the leather chairs, the fine whiskey. . .and then ADDS a few elements, such as bellydancers in sheer outfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan playing on the speakers, the Stanley Cup being broadcast on the TV, Jayne and Book lifting weights over in the corner. . .stuff like that.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:02 AM

BADGERSHAT


Being born with outdoor plumbing, I'd say I'm a guy, so me an my Hat are in... I'll bring the Zima...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:24 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.


I'm a guy too, but I would much rather be in a club that allows both guys and gals together. Always has been the best combination I know of.




wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:42 AM

STATIC


Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I'll bring the Zima...




Ummm. . .

So would you explain to me why you'd bring such a 'chick' drink to a guy's club?



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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 6:53 AM

DELIA


I wondered how long this was going to take. You boys have fun, and tidy up before you go home.

Delia (not a guy)

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ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 7:06 AM

DARKARCHON


Zima....no sir, don't like it. Now, a good porter or stout beer, that's the way to go...But hey, to each his own.

Other than that, sounds good (especially the hockey part). Count me in.

-Dark

Jayne-"Don't know these folks, don't much care to."
Mal-"They're whores..."
Jayne-"I'm in."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 3:44 PM

ANNIK


Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Nah. . .this is a GUY'S club. . .which takes all of the best elements of a gentlemen's club . . .the cigars, the leather chairs, the fine whiskey. . .and then ADDS a few elements, such as bellydancers in sheer outfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan playing on the speakers, the Stanley Cup being broadcast on the TV, Jayne and Book lifting weights over in the corner. . .stuff like that.


Don't forget to tip us bellydancers well ... we've got girl stuff we need to buy, like more sheer outfits.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 3:58 PM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I'm a guy too, but I would much rather be in a club that allows both guys and gals together. Always has been the best combination I know of.






wo men ren ran zai fei xing.


I so agree with you, LeggoMyEggo! Hope you don't mind the play on your name, us women-folk have wicked humors!

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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:01 PM

TRACER


The medical forms say i'm all M, so roll on the Dukes of Hazard and A team reruns!

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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:02 PM

ELWOODMOM




Is it my shift tonight for bellydancing? (heavy sigh) Okay, just let me put my hammer and nails away, okay? I WAS attempting to enhance our clubhouse with new shelving!

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Friday, May 28, 2004 4:12 PM

NRKANGEL


Count me in boys! Now... do we panty raid the girls board first, or just wander around on there grunting and being male just to irk 'em?


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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:19 PM

CAGEYBEE


*belly-dances her way in, wearing the full face veil, but oddly enough, very little around her midsection*

the dress code here is strange.

mostly, i was wondering if some guy over here wants to help us ladies set up our sauna. jefe, we may need you for the lightbulbs.

i must warn you, its sweaty work, but the ladies are workin' too, so its all fair-like. (very demurely)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:24 PM

GUNHAND


I used to be a carpenter too.

But I do not join clubs, any club that would have me needs it's head examined. Cults, now those I'd join, well on the condition I get to be the cult leader. But no one ever wants to be my followers so I guess I'll just hang out and wait for plumbing/carpentry/insect infestation emergencies.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:27 PM

CAGEYBEE


no one wants to be your followers?

i have failed in my life's pursuits.....



me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:40 PM

GUNHAND


Ohhh you do?

That means I can break out the kimono and the koolaid then!



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:46 PM

BECKINSALE


Quote:
Originally posted by SouthernSlayer:
The I AM a gay club!


So this is the "I AM a gay club" then? Interesting. I've never heard it worded that way before. Have fun boys.

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:54 PM

CAGEYBEE


Quote:
That means I can break out the kimono and the koolaid then!


my doctor won't let me drink koolaid anymore. also, can my kimono be flower-free? and i need a few days off next week, i'm going boating. also, sometimes, i need to go home early, to, you know, feed my dog and stuff.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Friday, May 28, 2004 8:54 PM

GUNHAND


Yeah I noticed that too, which is another reason I ain't joining.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

(which was on Seinfeld today too by mysterious coincidence)

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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:05 AM

SOUTHERNSLAYER


Ok who the hell changed the "GUY" club intro the "GAY" club??? Cause yi know Im flattered but I dont swing that way. Gorram girls trying to sabotage or big damn GUY club!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 2:10 AM

MALICIOUS


Gentlemen!

Poor Gunhand is over at our clubhouse building us...something...and we all are helping him (by watching and drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas). Won't you all grab a hammer and some nails and your (preferably leather) toolbelts and a kilt (just shut up and do it) and help little ol' us? (bats eyes)

Mal-licious

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 4:39 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.


Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
I'm a guy too, but I would much rather be in a club that allows both guys and gals together. Always has been the best combination I know of.


wo men ren ran zai fei xing.


I so agree with you, LeggoMyEggo! Hope you don't mind the play on your name, us women-folk have wicked humors!

Elwoodmom, that might be funny, or at least make some sense, if my username was eggordon, but it is e_c_gordon.



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Saturday, May 29, 2004 5:50 AM

GREGGALLINSON


I'd hope my screen name would make it obvious that I'm a guy, and if you were to see me in real life, I think it'd be obvious too, but %90 of the world seems to erroneously believe I'm gay.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:32 AM

ELWOODMOM


Since when has anything around here made sense?? Hence, for no particular reason at all, you are now Leggomyeggo! With maple syrup!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:33 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Gentlemen!

Poor Gunhand is over at our clubhouse building us...something...and we all are helping him (by watching and drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas). Won't you all grab a hammer and some nails and your (preferably leather) toolbelts and a kilt (just shut up and do it) and help little ol' us? (bats eyes)

Mal-licious


That was good, Malicious. I think I need to practice batting my eyes, or crooking my finger, or something like that!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:34 AM

ELWOODMOM


Quote:
Originally posted by GreggAllinson:
I'd hope my screen name would make it obvious that I'm a guy, and if you were to see me in real life, I think it'd be obvious too, but %90 of the world seems to erroneously believe I'm gay.


Well, Gregg, if ya stopped wearing those pink speedos....!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:36 AM

ELWOODMOM


I think I better go, before Eggo and Gregg thwack me! Off the the ladies club! Keep the damn bellydancing veil, I'd rather pole dance! Did I say that???

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:37 AM

HELL'S KITTEN


It kinda sounds more fun over here...

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 8:57 AM

EBONEZER


Quote:
Originally posted by SouthernSlayer:
Ok who the hell changed the "GUY" club intro the "GAY" club??? Cause yi know Im flattered but I dont swing that way. Gorram girls trying to sabotage or big damn GUY club!



Now wait a second... Someone did that to OUR club too. We have an Asexual haker in our midst!

-----------------------------------

Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 9:00 AM

EBONEZER


Quote:
Originally posted by ecgordon:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:


LeggoMyEggo!



I beleve the term is Leggo my Ebo. According to Tash anyway...he seems to think I'm leaving.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:31 PM

CAGEYBEE


mom, are you still starting that pole dancing class over at the girls' clubhouse? if so, guys, anyone want to install us a pole? *arches an eyebrow then hasily backs up waiting for the stampede of guys to flat-out sprint to the girl thread*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:34 PM

GUNHAND


Hey I'm official carpenter to the girls club but I'm already over there installing...whatever it was I was installing. But I'll get on it.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Saturday, May 29, 2004 7:50 PM

CAGEYBEE


gunhand, you can't do all the work alone. we need other tall, muscular, hot...i mean able-bodied....men to help.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:16 PM

MALICIOUS


(Mal-licious sneaks into the guy's crappy clubhouse and steals back the pillows that Southerslayer doesn't think we noticed he took. Cleans bathroom while she is here because it's disgusting.)

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:37 PM

SOUTHERNSLAYER


Hey!! Who cleaned the toilet! Own up now.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:53 PM

MALICIOUS


(Mal-licious sneaks back in, puts toilet seat back down--where it should be--and sneaks back out, unbeknownst to, and right behind, the dumbfounded Southernslayer.)

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 2:55 PM

GUNHAND


Honestly man, if someone cleans the toilet and it ain't you...just be happy and glad that it didn't have to be you.



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:29 PM

MALICIOUS


(STORMS back over, kicks Southernslayer's ass, takes back TV, lightbulbs (Jefe? Little help here) AND steals beer. Luckily, she brought the wheelbarrow with her.)

Mal-licious

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Sunday, May 30, 2004 3:30 PM

GUNHAND


Stealing beer too?

*Gunhand helps*



~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

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Monday, May 31, 2004 7:43 PM

CAGEYBEE


wow, we're stealing their beer? isn't that like their life-blood? no wonder no one hangs out here....everyone should definitely come over to build things for us. the atmosphere is much nicer and someone does our dishes.

*puts their tv remote under her shirt and stealthily slips away*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

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Tuesday, June 1, 2004 3:08 PM

MALICIOUS


KGB!

You missed a great virtual shindig. We missed you! Next time, we'll have it on a better night for you.

Mal-licious

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