THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #30-Go play with your rainstick! by CunningOrangeToque

Morena: I forgot my line!
Jewel: Summerrrrrrr!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, April 10, 2006 8:09 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Inara - "Now, when you get Simon Really Really drunk, you come at him like this. It works every time, I promise."

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

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Monday, April 10, 2006 8:19 PM

SINGATE

A new tagline is born. Serenity, the finest girl on girl action in the verse.

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

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Monday, April 10, 2006 9:11 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Without Much Ado (about Nothing), welcome to Round 30!!

Round 29 was a tough one, but only one can come out on top, and last week's (FIRST-TIME) winner is...

STICK!

"The irony is his other hat is a kevlar helmet."

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Congratulations!

Now, we venture further out into the black; continuing to Round 30:

This week featuring....

KAYLEE(thinking):"Oh jeez, don't look down, keep eye contact..."

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Inara (ranting): Look at me! How can that man possibly ignore this?!? I mean, really!

Kaylee: Uh....uh....I think I forgot to do something in my bunk...(rushes off).

Inara: Yep...still got it! (smirks)

BEB

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Monday, April 10, 2006 9:23 PM

Inara: Jayne may be in his bunk, but Mal's about to stomp in here asking about space monkeys...
Kaylee: Chitter jabber chitter squeeeeak!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, April 10, 2006 11:06 PM

STDOUBT

Morena: (whispering) Jewel, remember how we were
gonna freak out the cameraman?

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 3:06 AM

JUGGLESGEESE

Inara- Kaylee, I think you have something in your teeth.
Kaylee- Where?

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 3:12 AM

TRISTAN

Sorry, this is the first thing that popped into my mind:

Inara: This one time, at Companion camp..."

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 3:30 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Inara: "No, sweetie. I don't have any batteries in my shuttle at the moment. Why do you ask?"

Desktop Hippie: at one with the 'verse

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 9:21 AM

Inara: Here, you have some schmutz on your face, let me get that

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 9:27 AM

THESOAPBOXER

Inara: Now Kaylee, what did I tell you about betraying me?
*Snaps Kaylee's neck*

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:32 AM

DANIELFYRE

Jayne ::walks in:: (0S) - Whoa...I've definately been going to the wrong bunk.

OR

River's head peeks from above. Just as Inara is about to kiss Kaylee she screams "BULLET TO THE BRAINPAN SQUISH!"

-Dan

Ain't that just shiny?

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:48 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara: You'll tell me what I want to know and I'll kill you.
Kaylee: You mean "OR"?
Inara: What?
Kaylee: Tell you what you want to know OR You'll kill me, right?
Inara: Uh, sure...that's what I meant...

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:56 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Audience: FAN SERVICE.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 2:40 PM

RHYIANAN

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:

Inara: "No, sweetie. I don't have any batteries in my shuttle at the moment. Why do you ask?"

Absolutely hilarious

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 3:50 PM

THESOAPBOXER

Kaylee: Inara, why are you looking at my throat like that?

Inara: Oh, no reason. By the way, remind me to tell you about the guy I just met. His name's Angelus.

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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 5:58 PM

Inara: Trust me, this new haircut is going to look great!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 8:22 PM

DTH wrote:
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Inara: "No, sweetie. I don't have any batteries in my shuttle at the moment. Why do you ask?"
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OMG

Mal (OS, entering): I can't know this!!!!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 3:48 AM

TOWELIE

Best Ventriloquist act in the 'verse

Men of Honour - No...No it's not...

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 4:03 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara (in a mesmerizing voice): Looook...look into my cleavage...

OR

Inara: Do these look real to you?

OR

Inara: Lesson one in Companioning...NEVER use Companion as a verb.

OR

Kaylee: *snort* You farted!
Inara: And if you ever tell, Mal, I'll...
Mal(OS): Tell me what?

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 4:37 AM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Sorry, this is the first thing that popped into my mind:

Inara: This one time, at Companion camp..."

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 5:15 AM

FITZ

Quote:
Originally posted by thesoapboxer:

Inara: I vont to suck your blood...

Continuing...

Inara: oh come on you guys never knew? The rich red velvet, the devilish black satin, my lushious flowing dresses, the fact that i look about 30 years yonger then my history says i should be? Come on, you knew Joss had to put vampires in somewhere!

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 5:19 AM

FITZ

Inara: finally years after Mars attacks i actually manage to do it. I have put kaylees head on... *camera zooms out*

A DOGS BODY!!!

Kaylee: Inara Tell me im pretty

Inara: Your pretty. , Pretty Hideous!

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 6:45 AM

SICKDUDE

Kaylee: Don't worry about it. You just get the guys to bring back my body, and Simon'll sew my head on in no time. Good as new!

"It's a cow."

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 2:10 PM

Inara: Uh, Kaylee, you had this on wrong...

bun
-- Simon wore my space-suit --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 8:59 PM

CHOLLETT

Morena: "NOW do you get how i felt having to do the scene 3 times?"

OR

Inara: "You should do that more often."
Kaylee: "Do what?"
Inara: "Smile."
Mal (OS): *Picks his jaw off the floor* "She doesn't do that enough already?????"

OR

Inara: "You have the most beautiful eyes..."
Mal/Simon/Jayne (OS, behind curtain): *FLOORED*

OR

Inara: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:15 PM

ZOOT

Quote:
Inara: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Absolutely hi-larious!!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:54 PM

LEIGHKOHL

FIREFLY GIRLS GONE WIlD:
Kaylee:I'm so drunk!
Inara:Me too!
Kaylee:Are you sure you wanna?
Inara:Yeah! They are totally giving us t-shirts for this!

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:41 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Inara (aligning head correctly): There....almost ready (smiles).

Mal (OS, stunned): Uh....'Nara....what the name of holy hell are you doing?

Inara: BWAH! Mal! Uh....(standing in front Mal)...haven't I told you to knock?

Mal (peering around Inara): Ambassador, why is there a gorram Lovebot in your shuttle? Better yet...why in the gorram Hell does it look like my mechanic!?!

BEB

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 3:36 AM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:
Kaylee: Don't worry about it. You just get the guys to bring back my body, and Simon'll sew my head on in no time. Good as new!

This is fantastic. Sounds just like something she'd say!

(as for me... I'm uh... too busy in my bunk to come up with any captions for this one ;) )

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:31 PM

INARA:"So i slipped one of them into his drink, he should be here any time now..."

KAYLEE:"Isn't Viagra a bit much? I mean, we all know he already likes you."

OR

INARA:"Now here's the best time to steal batteries from Mal's room..."

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Friday, April 14, 2006 3:29 PM

Bumpage!

(Voting will begin in around 24 hours!)

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Friday, April 14, 2006 3:49 PM

Kaylee: How drunk was I last night?
Inara: I dunno. I passed out.
Jayne (OS): Hey, Mal, aren't those *our* lines?

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Friday, April 14, 2006 4:09 PM

Inara: You wear this dress, wash your face a bit, and Simon'll be with you 'til the day you die.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, April 15, 2006 1:00 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

A snapshot from a dream ReaverInA1985Riviera had last night.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006 6:11 PM

Inara: You have such lovely skin
Kaylee: I'll be in Inara's bunk

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, April 15, 2006 9:23 PM

INARA:"So, my first client, i didn't know i could choose, so he had a face like this..."

KAYLEE:"You know, i swear i saw a cat like that once, but Kitty Fantastico had an accident later that week. I don't like to talk about it...."

(Alright, I fibbed. Voting will be up later, just not now. Can't pick funny on a tired mind...)

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Sunday, April 16, 2006 9:40 AM

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=978295&sparkKey=19ba35f
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Monday, April 17, 2006 11:11 AM