Troll Country, Take Me Away!!! by KingEICHOLZ

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Troll Country, Take Me Away!!!

POSTED BY: KINGEICHOLZ
UPDATED: Sunday, August 2, 2009 23:22
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Friday, July 31, 2009 12:39 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

Jewel said on her my space that she wants to kick Summer glau ass .And I thoigh they were friends.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 12:47 PM

DEWRASTLER

Where did you see this, and are you sure she wasn't kidding?

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Friday, July 31, 2009 12:51 PM

WHOZIT

Summer is perfect in every way, it's a fact.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:17 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

IT'S on her myspace http://www.myspace.com/thejewelstaite

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:25 PM

MUTT999

If this is what you're talking about, please read it again..........

3. Am I going to be on Dollhouse? If I had a nickel for every time somebody asked me that I'd.. have a lotta nickels (?) As far as I know, they've completed their order of episodes and are awaiting a pick up for more. But if that happens, I'd be delighted. But I'd like to kick ass like Summer, please. Same goes for Castle, so two answers in one! (can I kick nathan's ass?)

If you saw something else, please post it.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:28 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

YES Thats the same thing see she did say it.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:33 PM

CYBERSNARK

Yeah, she said nothing against Summer.

She mentioned kicking Nathan's ass, but, as Jayne said, "that ain't exactly hard."

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:34 PM

MUTT999

Dude, READ Jewel's statement, she wants to kick ass LIKE Summer, she doesn't want to kick her ass.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:37 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

I have a very high IQ and it means the samething.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 1:52 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

If it's done in mud, I'll buy a ticket.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:09 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

WHAT??

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:10 PM

RIVERDANCER

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I have a very high IQ and it means the samething.

"I want to kick ass like Summer did." would usually be interpreted as... "I want to kick ass like Summer did."
You and your high IQ clearly have trouble with dropping words. And the spaces between them.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:13 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

Oh i get it mud wrestling no i don't think thats what she ment and about my grammer i went to Yale I know my grammer but this is the internet and grammer doesn't matter.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:18 PM

RIVERDANCER

It's funny to me how many people who say, "Grammar doesn't matter on the internet," are the ones who refuse to use it, but claim to be capable. You just don't want to, right? Don't think it hinders understanding or that an intelligent group of people will take you less seriously if you're not only saying something that is demonstrably false, but saying it poorly. Mm-hm. Okay.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:36 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

BUT It's not me saying it Jewel said it not me. And i don't think you should use big words like demonstrably people on here might not understand what it meands.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:45 PM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

Grammar is important, but it only works if you spell it correctly.

If I could kick ass like Summer, I might kick yours.

wo men ren ran zai fei xing.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 2:51 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

I do spell right it's the keys they stick i have sticky keys.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 3:33 PM

FLATTOP

Y'see, some folk here on this board use a more relaxed speech pattern. Mostly 'cause it's in keeping with the 'verse 'n all, but it can be a mite confounding 'till you grow accustomed to it.

Once a discussion of grammar begins however, it quickly becomes apparent which of us have completed at least the eighth grade.
I believe in this case however, it is more of a reading comprehension issue than a problem with the grammatical structure.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 3:46 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

I agree with you on that in fact i gave a essay on this same subject at Yale once.

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Friday, July 31, 2009 4:15 PM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I have a very high IQ and it means the same thing.
Oh i get it. mud wrestling. no i don't think that's what she meant and about my grammer i went to Yale.
I do spell right it's the keys they stick i have sticky keys.
I agree with you on that in fact i gave a essay on this same subject at Yale once.

KingEICHOLZ, who started this discussion, has been a member of Fireflyfans.net since: Friday, July 31, 2009 12:26 Goodness! That is today! Congratulations, King, on your high IQ and Yale and sticky keyboard. What sticky stuff do have on your fingers?
I'm envious of the Yale thing you got going because I flunked out of high school. Well, it was actually expelled. More exactly it was prison. But, whatever.
KingEICHOLZ is trolling for friends on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, July 31, 2009 4:18 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I do spell right it's the keys they stick i have sticky keys.

Gee, I thought maybe you were going to blame it on your "dyslexia"...

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Friday, July 31, 2009 7:47 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
i don't think you should use big words like demonstrably people on here might not understand what it meands.

*looks around*
Funny, but I only see one ignoramus on this thread who might have some trouble with the reading comprehension portion of the exam. This forum is demonstrably quite intelligent and well-read. For the most part.

Quote:
Originally posted by FlatTop:
some folk here on this board use a more relaxed speech pattern. Mostly 'cause it's in keeping with the 'verse 'n all...

Even that mode of speaking has some demonstrable grammar rules, tho

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Friday, July 31, 2009 9:30 PM

RCAT

Lol, not sure if the OP is trolling or if english is their second language. If the latter, I can understand the misunderstanding.

Mal: "Well this is one of the crazier things I've heard today and when I tell you about the rest of my day, you'll appreciate..."

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Friday, July 31, 2009 9:47 PM

RIVERDANCER

Well, as far as I know, Yale is an English-language institution, so I'm not so sure you could get away with not being fluent there.
Thinkin' former.
Weird thing to troll about. Perhaps a rare attempt at nuance from the trolling population.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 1:28 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I have a very high IQ and it means the samething.

Don't be daft, son. "But I'd like to kick ass like Summer, please" can in no way, whats-o-frakkin'-ever, be construed to be the same as: "I want to kick Summer's ass." And to state you have a high IQ to boot is adding insult to injury.

Perhaps you were thinking of this? "I want to kick ass, like Summer's." But without the genitive it's a no-go. And that's why grammar matters, even on the Internet.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:42 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by two:
KingEICHOLZ is trolling for friends on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

Pssh, he doesn't need to troll for friends. Have you read his profile bio?

"well were do i start i'm a hot and sexy man girls fall at me feet. my IQ iz 550 the hightist ever rcorded and i am a KUNG-FU AND KRAV MAGA expert."

He is clearly operating by a different, higher set of grammar rules than we are. Kind of like people who can visualize in four dimensions. It's very hard to explain.

(Do I really need a winking emote here?)

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 4:49 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Sheesh, all this talk about Grammer. I mean, she's a nice old doll and everything, but what about equal time for Gramper? He took me fishing once...

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 5:21 AM

VILE

I believe he has a high IQ. Guys,

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 6:09 AM

KINGEICHOLZ

I find being called a troll very insalting my feeling are hurt now.And yes i do have friends all the hot chicks in Cleveland are my friends .

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 7:12 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

Was the Yale you went to kindergarten or something? It couldn't possibly have been the university. Your spelling is atrocious, your grammar is worse, and to top it off you either have no sense of humor or else a type that the rest of us have yet to figure out. You may not be a troll in your own estimation, but that's the way you seem to the rest of us.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 7:29 AM

KINGEICHOLZ

I'll have you know i talk inernet talk no not everyone know how to.If you don't tink have a sense of humor thats your opinon and thats hok wit me but i don't tink you speak for everyone and no i didn't spell the words wrong there are internet words.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 8:20 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
And that's why grammar matters, even on the Internet.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 8:37 AM

TRAVELER

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I'll have you know i talk inernet talk no not everyone know how to.If you don't tink have a sense of humor thats your opinon and thats hok wit me but i don't tink you speak for everyone and no i didn't spell the words wrong there are internet words.

Dang us folks in the hills partake of our own interent words. Instead of Yale, maybe you should apply to Whatsamatter U.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 8:58 AM

RAHLMACLAREN

"Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." - Jayne Cobb

Quote:
Jewel: "I'd like to kick ass like Summer"

That's funny, I want Jewel to kick ass like Summer, TOO!
*imagines Jewel doing a high kick*
*imagines Jewel and Summer doing high kicks back-to-back*
*imagines Jewel and Summer on opposite sides of hallway, each with a foot on the others shoulder*

And... I'll be in my bunk.

For someone who failed English, a LOT, I think I get my point across alright.

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"well were do i start i'm a hot and sexy man girls fall at me feet. my IQ iz 550 the hightist ever rcorded and i am a KUNG-FU AND KRAV MAGA expert."

Angel: " It's so sad isn't it?"
Kate: "Some people just really need to live in the problem."

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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 10:10 AM

FLATTOP

Jewel & Summer kicking ass...
I bet you could sell tickets to that event.
Maybe get Eliza involved.
Just sayin'.

Chances of that happenin':
Nothin' into nothin', carry the nothin'...

Can't believe this thread is still here. Time to hijack it.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 10:11 AM

STINKINGROSE

...there are hot chicks in Cleveland?

(Ooohhh I'm gonna get it over that one...)

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 10:16 AM

LWAVES

Well I just can't take this guy seriously in any way whatsoever.

A quick search reveals that the highest IQ ever recorded belongs to Marilyn vos Savant with an official Mensa score of 228. Other sources state a Korean called Kim Ung-yong with an IQ of 210. Apparently it all depends on how you score the test.

So that means that you must be an alien (which would explain why you can't read) as you could never be human with an IQ of 550.
Add to that the fact that as soon as people started picking up on your grammar you deliberately spell a post completely wrong. Internet speak (or whatever you want to call it) it may be, but that's not an official language so you would be spelling it wrong.

And I think calling him a troll is insulting to the proper trolls. They have more class.

"I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it it might cheer me up to watch."

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 12:43 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

l.waves not good to be a hater. That IQ was a womens IQ and that waz tacking a long long time a go the iq test thay give r much harder now and i wasn't gaving a normol IQ TEST the NASA gave it to me.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 12:44 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

yes there many hot chocks in Cleveland and i am there KING.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:25 PM

MOOSE

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
l.waves not good to be a hater. That IQ was a womens IQ and that waz tacking a long long time a go the iq test thay give r much harder now and i wasn't gaving a normol IQ TEST the NASA gave it to me.

Ah, you got the "special" IQ test. That explains a lot.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:00 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

Been a while...

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:13 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
l.waves not good to be a hater. That IQ was a womens IQ and that waz tacking a long long time a go the iq test thay give r much harder now and i wasn't gaving a normol IQ TEST the NASA gave it to me.

KingEICHOLZ is WhoZit?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:53 PM

TUJIAOZUO

Gotta love that fact that someone who is a Yale alumni, apparently higher in IQ than people who are members of Mensa, and is afraid to use big words lest we simpletons become confused, begins to use lone 'r's and places 'z's in words that aren't spelled with them in their posts. (a run-on sentence, I apologize)

lol typing lik dis iz not secund lang itz a 16 yr old. Usually found in younger fandoms, that have crazy levels of shipping where everyone likes to talk in txt spk instead of actually conversing in coherent form like creatures with higher brain functions.

My theory? Newbie troll boy here is just a pup. Nothing wrong with that (as I know I am one of the younger ones here), but kid, there are better things in life than trolling.

Your Indian Pirate Lord,
Ash

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 4:10 PM

BYTEMITE

I'm most amused by how every time I look, the thread title becomes just a little more opposite from the original.

However, I give the OP points for successfully concealing their true intention with the first post.

Unfortunately, the originality of an attack tends to decrease with every post. The inexperienced should embrace the hit-and-run tactic, but once engaged, they often fall prey to a desire to continue to interact instead of sitting back and watching the mayhem.

I'm giving even odds to "detailed descriptions of sexual exploits" or "racist comments" next. Any takers?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 4:26 PM

STINKINGROSE

Actually, I went to Oxford.

It was a lovely day during our honeymoon, and we got to see the Bodlelian library. As a special treat they were filming a production of Gulliver's Travels there.

I've also been to Stamford, William and Mary several times, Bryn Mawr (madrigal recital) as well, and attended (a boy's choir performance) at King's College in Cambridge. Hmm... Haven't bothered with Hahvahd or Yale yet. I'm afraid they might be a bit of a letdown.

I must be a friggin' genius!

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 6:11 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
I'm most amused by how every time I look, the thread title becomes just a little more opposite from the original.

However, I give the OP points for successfully concealing their true intention with the first post.

Unfortunately, the originality of an attack tends to decrease with every post. The inexperienced should embrace the hit-and-run tactic, but once engaged, they often fall prey to a desire to continue to interact instead of sitting back and watching the mayhem.

I'm giving even odds to "detailed descriptions of sexual exploits" or "racist comments" next. Any takers?

BYTEMITE WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "RACIST COMMENTS" SEXUAL EXPLOITE? WERE DID THAT COME FROM?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 7:14 PM

BYTEMITE

Hmm. I guess technically... Anyone put any money on "both?"

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 8:27 PM

JRC

This thread is funny. But, regarding Jewel and Summer, they could be reading poetry to each other, and I'd pay good coin for that. But Jewel does want to kick ass the same way Summer kicks ass. Jewel does not want to kick Summer's ass.....oohh, I'll be in my bunk too........

I didn't know Yale had such low standards.

By the way, since when does grammar NOT matter??????

Everyone dies alone.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 1:26 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
I didn't know Yale had such low standards.

I'm thinking somewhere down the line of his boozing frenzy the lines between 'Ale' and 'Yale' became too fuzzy to care about; like the grammar.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 2:12 AM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
Hmm. I guess technically... Anyone put any money on "both?"

Or better yet, "both, shouting"!

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