Troll Country, Take Me Away, Too!!! by TheMoron

YES!! thats exactly wut i waz talking bout finally someone whos almost as smart as i am.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 12:28 PM

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

You're both idiots.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 12:50 PM

CYBERSNARK

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 1:22 PM

I though people on the old Garbage message board were mean but not like this.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 1:39 PM

You "though"? See what you get for going and thining?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:05 PM

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

If you are texting someone I can see the need for brevity, but here and other message boards you have the time and space to use proper English in order for everyone to understand what it is you are trying to say. Why is that so difficult to grasp?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:30 PM

It's not al all difficult to grasp it's called freedom of choice.

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:46 PM

TRAVELER

We sometimes forget that everyone hae the right to be a stooge.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:17 PM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
It's not al all difficult to grasp it's called freedom of choice.

Yup, you are free to choose to be a troll... We are free to choose to make fun of you for being a troll. Works out pretty well, eh?

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 4:17 PM

TUJIAOZUO

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Originally posted by Cybersnark:

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

I love you for that example.

tlking lik dis iz only 4 fandomz that hv rly rly yung fanz on thar brds. ppl who wnt 2 marry edward cullen spk lik dis on thar forumz

And as we are all decidedly not fifteen, nor do we want to marry Edaward Cullen, let's use proper grammar!

Your Indian Pirate Lord,
Ash

*it actually took me longer to write in txt spk*

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 11:29 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by ecgordon:
If you are texting someone I can see the need for brevity, but here and other message boards you have the time and space to use proper English in order for everyone to understand what it is you are trying to say. Why is that so difficult to grasp?

I do it-- especially here-- it's kind of a dialect thing, a way of saying, " I'm being informal and not serious here. Relaxed and not rigid about what I'm saying. If you want to disagree with it, I'm not going to call down the grammar cops on your head, or fight to the death about it. "

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 7:24 AM

Thank ypu for that NewOld you are now a KINGAMANIC you are now one with the body.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 8:12 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Kingeicholz,perhaps by using adult language,I could tell you my real feelings."Go hence and procreate in an undiscerning and liberal fashion,you male gendered offspring of an immoral and indiscriminate termagent". Now put that last sentence into "lazy speak" and work out which is the more polite. Salutations.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 8:53 AM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Thank ypu for that NewOld you are now a KINGAMANIC you are now one with the body.

So in order to become a "KINGAMANIC" (whatever the hell THAT is!), all I need to do is forget how to type, spell, and use conversational English? Wow. How very "leet" of you.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 10:34 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

Let's at least give the man some credence for being a "Fiarflee Fan"!!!!

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 10:41 AM

RIVERDANCER

So do these guys have the same IP address, or what?

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 10:56 AM

That's pretty much what I just assumed. Both are obvious about what they're really intending to do here, and the appearance of the one so soon after the other suggests that they're closely related.

The name of the OP here also suggests that both are fully aware of what they are doing.

Enough so that I'm starting to believe that this isn't some newcomer, but someone with a pre-existing account.

Because of the comments about the acceptability of the internet "txt" (clear irony) I'm also reasonably sure this ISN'T whozits, who doesn't really use correct grammar and spelling. I could be wrong, but I suspect this is someone trying to frame whozits. Someone who usually has impeccable grammar and spelling.

Does anyone here have any recent reason to troll here? And a past history of descending to internet speak to mock other board users when pushed into a fight?

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:06 AM

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Does anyone here have any recent reason to troll here? And a past history of descending to internet speak to mock other board users when pushed into a fight?

Well, Out2theBlack has been called out on a few things in RWED, and he's been ducking some people over there.

But I don't think he's clever enough to resort to the whole "txt-spk" thing.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:10 AM

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

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Originally posted by Bytemite:
I could be wrong, but I suspect this is someone trying to frame whozits. Someone who usually has impeccable grammar and spelling.

Is that a confession, bytemite?

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:14 AM

I think it's best to assume all of us are clever enough to pull something off like this, because someone could very well be acting on their normal account.

Out2theBlack doesn't seem right, though, I haven't seen anything to indicate they might act like this in retaliation to arguments on the RWED, and these attacks are not aimed at any one person in particular... Unless it's to annoy people, like yourself, for whom bad grammar is a pet peeve.

And though I know you like to cause a bit of chaos now and then, I honestly can't think of any reason why you'd want to pretend to be either of these people.

...>_> I like Chrisisall, but, has anyone seen him recently? This seems like something he might do for fun.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:17 AM

ecgordon: I actually don't have any problems with whozits. His bagel signature never bothered me, and I think the posts he makes contribute to the community even IF they are somewhat lacking in spelling and grammar.

In the other thread, I only started to respond because I read a comment that made it obvious to me that this was trolling, and decided to try to help Kwicko counter-troll. When I get in that mode, I admit it, I have a dark side and I can get mean. I try not to though, because doing so means fighting fire with fire, often such that other posters may become uncomfortable.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:21 AM

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

It was the "impeccable grammar and spelling" in your sentence that caused me to make that joke. I wasn't serious.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:32 AM

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And though I know you like to cause a bit of chaos now and then, I honestly can't think of any reason why you'd want to pretend to be either of these people.

Chaos? I don't know if I'd say I like to cause chaos... I *do* tend to play devil's advocate now and again. I try to be that little voice in the back of the room, listening to all the grandiose plans, and then quietly saying, "...and THEN what happens?" Call me the Minister of the Day After Tomorrow. :)

Besides, I couldn't do the bad grammar/text-speak thing. I'm not cut out for it. Even when I text, it's in conversational English. Probably why I don't do it very often!

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...>_> I like Chrisisall, but, has anyone seen him recently? This seems like something he might do for fun.

He might at that - but then he'd ask for a list of our favorite internet slang!

(Kidding. We love you, Chris, and your goofy lists, too!)

So who are our two latest trolls? Personally, I don't know, and I don't care. We can bat 'em around and have some fun with 'em, or we can refuse to feed them and watch them starve. I'm fine with either approach.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by ecgordon:
It was the "impeccable grammar and spelling" in your sentence that caused me to make that joke. I wasn't serious.

I know. :) I just wanted to explain what I meant a little more, and also kind of to apologize a little for the way I acted.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:57 AM

Let me clear this up I am not trying to be anyone else i don't even know the people you are talling about you are reading way to much into this I do have twitter with my pic on it it's under the name JEicholz you can check it out if you want it's up to you.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 2:15 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by peacekeeper:
"Go hence and procreate in an undiscerning and liberal fashion,you male gendered offspring of an immoral and indiscriminate termagent".

Or , per-maybe-haps, " Arroint thee, thou vile and scurvy knave."

Hey, I must have better software than I thought. The spelling checker just picked up that I spelled arroint with only 1 "r", and then corrected itself when I used 2...

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 2:38 PM

What are you tring to say speak enlish.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 3:02 PM

Sorry peace but i haven't a clue what you just said. And i have decefered codes for NASA so try again in english.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 3:02 PM

I will if you will.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009 11:29 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
I will if you will.

A witty post from kwicko? egads.

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Monday, August 3, 2009 3:18 AM

TDBROWN

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Sorry peace but i haven't a clue what you just said. And i have decefered codes for NASA so try again in english.

"decefered"?
Could you decipher that for us, please?

If you'd like to get along with the folks here, KingEicholz, please tone down your ego and outrageous claims, and type so that all can understand. It's simple courtesy.

If you prefer negative attention to courtesy, continue as you are.

"Might have been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one." -Mal

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Monday, August 3, 2009 4:59 AM

CYBERSNARK

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
What are you tring to say speak enlish.

Wé béoþ. þu scolde tiledest innan toweardnes. Weorþlic hit biþ ne forlsawian hira foreoynu.

(Apologies for any dialectical fallacies; my englisc is a little out of practice.)

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Monday, August 3, 2009 6:52 AM

PLAINJAYNE

I could give a shit about grammar & spelling...seriously, folks, I'm from Kentucky. It don't make a bit of difference to me about your spelling or grammar or any of that. For me, it's about WHAT you're saying, not HOW you say it. (This could be another reason I've spent a lot of my time staring at the corner...) For the record, I'm a lot more highly educated than I probably sound, and my mom's an English teacher, so I get being annoyed with incorrectness. But I ain't expecting a grade on what I say here, so I could give a shit...

Just sayin'...

Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

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Monday, August 3, 2009 8:11 AM

I read the comments, not the spelling and grammar. And they're definitely an attempt to bait people into a fight. Maybe not the first post king ever made, but the subsequent posts, yeah.

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Monday, August 3, 2009 10:00 AM

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.

Quote:
Originally posted by PlainJayne:
I could give a shit about grammar & spelling...seriously, folks, I'm from Kentucky. It don't make a bit of difference to me about your spelling or grammar or any of that. For me, it's about WHAT you're saying, not HOW you say it. (This could be another reason I've spent a lot of my time staring at the corner...) For the record, I'm a lot more highly educated than I probably sound, and my mom's an English teacher, so I get being annoyed with incorrectness. But I ain't expecting a grade on what I say here, so I could give a shit...

Just sayin'...

Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

You may not care, but everything in your post was spelled correctly and grammatically correct (for the most part I think, I'm not an English teacher). I have a problem when someone's grammar and spelling is so bad it is difficult to understand what they are saying. It also irritates me how there are a lot of people who don't seem to care, even seem proud, that they can't spell correctly. At least get as close to correct as you can.

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Monday, August 3, 2009 1:08 PM