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White House Downs Syndrome opens tonight
Saturday, June 29, 2013 7:03 PM
PIRATENEWS
John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!
Quote:"I'm Barack Obama, the Marxist professor. I spent the last two years of high school in a daze. I drank beer heavily, and tried drugs enthusiastically. Look I uh, when I was a kid , I inhaled, frequently. that was uh, that was the point. Pot helped, and booze. A little blow when you could afford it. Junkie, pothead, that's where I was headed. Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfuckers got nothin on me, nothin. Shit's gettin way too complicated for me. There are white folks, then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you. You can put lipstick on a pig. You ain't my bitch nigger, buy your own damn fries. That's just how white folks will do ya." Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, Dreams From My Father MP3 http://www.archive.org/details/ObamaInauguralMashup/
Saturday, June 29, 2013 7:46 PM
WISHIMAY
Saturday, June 29, 2013 9:49 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Wishimay: It was a GREAT movie....if you're the kinda person who LOVES having pretty specific agendas shoved down your throat. I try to keep party neutral most days, as they cause more division than anything, but this movie was just blatant Dems Vs. Repubs. With a few handy catchphrases and pandering slapstick thrown here and there. There were soooo many things wrong I don't even have the words. Everything felt propagandist. The kid obsessed with politics (mini Rachel Weisz), the evil old white guys who still used pagers, the blatant rip off of Obama who is above reproach of course, offering himself for the kids' life and being a Lincoln buff and dying to save the Middle East because he still has hope for peace (wipe away fake tears). Even the name John McClane- I mean, uh Cale. And-lets give the Republicans some Aryans just to make sure you get the point these are the bad guys.... Most of this generation of filmmakers just SUCK. I swear, none of them has an original thought in their overpriced heads. Imma go to bed and just forget I saw this. Somebody please dispose of Uggie Gyllenhall while you're at it, so DAMN pretentious... The only thing hubbs has to add is "Nice Guns"...and there were LOTS of 'em. P.S. THERE WERE WAAAAAAAY TOO MANY COMING ATTRACTION PREVIEWS!
Sunday, June 30, 2013 2:41 AM
WHOZIT
Sunday, June 30, 2013 4:33 AM
Quote:Originally posted by whozit: Barack H. Obama: Action Hero
Sunday, June 30, 2013 5:46 AM
Quote:Originally posted by PIRATENEWS: Quote:Originally posted by whozit: Barack H. Obama: Action Hero That's Barack H. Obama: Gay Porn Action Hero to you, SIR! It plays well with the George W. Bush Gay Drunk Action Figure. I think I'm about to throw up. Because Im trying not to listen to my siblings whisper about how much they love "trailer park genius" Bill Clinton (never mind he's a trillionaire joo Blythe-Rockefeller) and Al "Sexpoodle" Gore the billionaire Amazon oil baron "great environmentalist" reaping his Carbon Credit Tax on the air we breath and fart, and want Hillary the Al Qaeda Commander to be the next president because "men must be run out of politics for world peace". Frankly I 'earn' more money on Pell Grants and SSI they they earn put together as a lawyer, law professor and airline pilot. They went on vacation this week while the "Jamaican" (American-in-Amerika) mafia stole another $100,000 from our demented dad the rabid Demorat whose only employee just spent 10 years in Club Fed for coke dealing, over $400,000 total stolen and they wont even talk to the cops. My impoverished Yale professor sis "the proud Marxist" said she wants the black scammers to steal every penny he has. My bro spent 10 days in jail in divorce court then ran against the wife-beating judge who told everyone on the news my bro threatened to kill his Russian mafia wife. Guess you cant fix stoopid Demorats. In Firefly the Alliance merged the US flag with the flag of Communist China
Sunday, June 30, 2013 5:59 AM
Sunday, June 30, 2013 8:49 PM
Quote:Originally posted by whozit: "White House Down" opens at #4, a flop.
Quote: Jamie Foxx wears Trayvon Martin shirt to BET Awards http://twitchy.com/2013/06/30/jamie-foxx-wears-trayvon-martin-shirt-to-bet-awards-photos/
Sunday, June 30, 2013 11:51 PM
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