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Below is a list of things said to me. Afterwards, in parentheses will be the first thing that popped into my head, and after that will be what I actually said. At Work: Me: "I lost seven pounds ...

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Yesterday, I recieved my copy of Finding Serenity in the mail (Finally!). I have enjoyed reading it to a point. Ms. Espenson seems to be a little concerned about the card game she claims to have invented. ...

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You know the drill! At Work: My Boss: "Where you been?" Me: (Quick! Think up a lie and say anything besides at the mall) "At the bank." At Home: Random Husband of One of My Wife's Friend: ...

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Why is it, when you're outdoors, and you remember something nostalgic in a positive way, there always seems to be a little breeze blowing? Why did I just spend three minutes staring at a little tree ...

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I was outside the other day, and a large truck drove by with two (count em, two!) A-10 engines sitting on the back of it. Living on an Air Force base is strange. I went into my bosses office and asked ...

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Got my new TV Armoire in the mail yesterday...and guess what...My gargantuan TV doesn't fit in it. Not even close. So, I yanked the top of it off and put the gorram TV up on it anyways...It was so disappointing. ...

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Serenity seems to be lagging over as HSX.com, more than likely from non-browncoats selling their shares after finding out that the movie is being delayed. It sucks. That's were most of my money is, ...

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Why, after stating on this website the absurdity of staring at a tree stump and thinking it was a squirrel, did I stand out in my backyard not two days later and do the same thing? Why does the squadron ...

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In three different passing conversations with my mother: Three days after I had sex for the first time: MomWithPez(Where do you think I picked up the habit?): Bryan, are you...umm...sexually active? Me: ...

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Are all the husbands better than me? I mean, I'm not a bad guy, but I guess I'm that great of a husband. I think the exact term my wife used was "...lazy shit" Its hard to drive in flip-flops. ...

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Here's bouncy blog entry, because I've not slept in 40+ hours! Hope you don't mind stream of consciousness! I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and several people, officers, really, looked at me ...