"You do what you feel is best, but I'm doin' this for Kaylee, not for you," Mal said with a smirk,"Don't forget, if ya-"
"If I hurt her you'll kill me." Simon completed.
"No, no. Can't do that unless I can find another doctor willin' to work for peanuts." Mal corrected. "But I can break something. Tell me doctor, just how fond are you of your kneecaps?"
-- Secret Agent Tam? Chapter 7 by TheHappyTrader