“Tonight Chef has prepared us a modest repast of green protein soup delicately seasoned with the salt of his tears, an intriguing Type Four protein cutlet in a dashing gray color, complimented by some amusing little protein sticks broiled with multivitamin extract an’ covered with an allegedly cheese-flavored liquid protein, an’ for afters we have a delightful runny yellow protein gelatin that is either authentic artificial lemon flavored or laced with the spiteful bastard’s piss. The sommelier will be around shortly for your wine selections – I recommend the toilet-fermented, vacuum-distilled ethanol for it’s sunny bouquet an’ it’s bold aftertaste. In the meantime, let’s start our weeklies, shall we? Lois, shall we begin with you?”
-- Unfinished Business -- Chapter Sixteen by ScrewtheAlliance