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Gettin Jiggy w/ Kaylee
Monday, October 24, 2005

Ever wonder what Jayne really thinks bout' Kaylee??? I think I'm having a little too much fun w/ this whole fanfic thing....


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2000    RATING: 7    SERIES: FIREFLY

Let me drop these couple of lines, Bout’ a gal named Kaylee and how she’s just so fine, Jus’ one thought gets my package a tweakin’, An’ jus’ one touch gets my heart a beatin’. Down with the machinery thing that’s for sure, Cuz the very sight of her with them tools jus’ makes me wanna purr. Cute as a button ain’t that the God’s honest truth, But to get her off Simon well it’s jus’ no use. Damn that rich boy, Damn him to hell, Has no clue what a tongue is for, But give me one night and I swear any thinkin’ of him will be no more. “Clothes off, face down,” that’s how the song does go, Hey come on now baby girl and how bout’ I make ya say “Oh”? Up against the walls in the engine room, Or lying on your back on the dinning table, Doesn't really matter to me, Cuz wherever we’re at I'll still be moanin’ “Oh Kaylee”! Man ain’t this jus’ the worst of timin’? Cuz even after this is out you’ll still be trippin’ on Simon. Reality is as reality does, And I really can’t go there bout’ somethin’ that never was. So I guess I’ll jus let it go and it be, An’ use my hand instead to satify me!

COMMENTS

Monday, October 24, 2005 5:06 PM

ITSAWASH


Hey! This is FOINE! I could see Jayne rhymin' it out and crossing his arms, fingers limply pointing with a gangsta grin on his face while a bluegrass rap meldody plays in the background. Like the line "Reality is as reality does," especially, but the whole thing was fun and a good romp.

Monday, October 24, 2005 8:20 PM

PRINCESSNIPNIP


COME ON NOW ALL YOU JAYNELOVERS UP IN HERE...THROW YA HANDS UP!!! LOL...

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:28 AM

BELLONA


THEY'RE UP!!! THEY'RE UP!!!

b

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 9:21 AM

BELACGOD


Give that man a banjo! "Has no clue what a tongue is for..." Shiny.

Thursday, October 27, 2005 2:43 AM

BOOKADDICT


Great perspective, can just see Jayne doing this. Thanks for the comments on my poem, always good to hear what others think of your writing!


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