You know, this was kind of a tease. You can't put Jayne Cobb's name up there, watch us all come running and then...

o_O

Although, it really is what I expect from Jayne's diary if he ever kept one.

Now, now...all of you know the truth...let's not deny it...while Jayne Cobb is just the flyest merc ever to have been given life, his everyday people skills (such as talking, playing well w/others)just didn't evolve with the rest of him...hence "The Message" when trying his damnest to read that letter (and even that was a feat!). No, I'm just not feeling he's the "let's sit down, have some tea, and get in touch with our inner feelings" type of guy...a huge thanks for everyone's feedback!!!
"Pretty cunning, don't cha' think?"

the insight, the emotion...this is jayne at his most non-pecker-related poetical...

b

"would be you'd get most poetical about your pecker" - wash to jayne, heart of gold